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 Fuck me, it's hailing here. In AUGUST.
	Fuck me, it's hailing here. In AUGUST.When did you last start a thread that was duller than CABLE CHAT?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:40, 207 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
 I have never started a thread.
	I have never started a thread.However, I would like to think my replies are AT LEAST as boring as cable chat.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)
 when did anyone ever stick to the questions?
	when did anyone ever stick to the questions?the threads are only as dull as the posters.
sadly, that's pretty fucking dull.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)
 the thing is, it used to be great on here
	the thing is, it used to be great on herethen you came along, and pow.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
 i posted on talk yeeeeears ago with a different username
	i posted on talk yeeeeears ago with a different usernamebut i've forgotten the log-in details now
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
 I think it's a fucking disgrace, talking about your private grievances with DG on a public forum.
	I think it's a fucking disgrace, talking about your private grievances with DG on a public forum.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
 Or, Scaramouche, Scaramouch, as they used to call him down the Blue Oyster bBar.
	Or, Scaramouche, Scaramouch, as they used to call him down the Blue Oyster bBar.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
 I know a bloke who, upon my life, changed his name BY DEED POLL to 'Carlos Fandango'.
	I know a bloke who, upon my life, changed his name BY DEED POLL to 'Carlos Fandango'.He's a massive prick, amazingly.
Real name: Carl Roberts lol
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
 I've thought about this for some time and my feelings are 'what a fucking cunt'.
	I've thought about this for some time and my feelings are 'what a fucking cunt'.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
 Those feelings will stay with you for a very long time.
	Those feelings will stay with you for a very long time.In my case, a good 5 years and counting.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
 Not me, right, but someone on here, right...once started one called 'salted peanuts'.
	Not me, right, but someone on here, right...once started one called 'salted peanuts'.That was a good one.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
 A bit like the good doctor before me
	A bit like the good doctor before meI don't recall having started a thread. I am however quite willing to add verbose and tedious content.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)
 *shakes head*
	*shakes head*I though you were better than that double H.
I was going to tell you why Subbuteo is so called but I wont now
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
 I think we should have an overblown, pompous, self-satisfied pseudo-intellectual debate
	I think we should have an overblown, pompous, self-satisfied pseudo-intellectual debate about how being a fucking nonce is actually fine and how actually necrophilia between consenting adults is no problem and aren't I smart but not smart enough to not look like Sideshow Bob or ever actually get any fanny so that I cut my own knob off HALLEDGEDLY HALLEDGEDLY
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)
 I started one called EXTRA-TIME MULTI-THREAD GO!!!!
	I started one called EXTRA-TIME MULTI-THREAD GO!!!!after four other threads had started in quick succession and with more scope for funfun chattimes, yet these flids still posted more in mine cos it was on top. NUCKING FUTS MAN!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
 i'm neither
	i'm neitherbut you're alright ta. no more virginal internet sex for me, ever again.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
 Are you referring to the thing that everyone keeps telling you to stop banging on about because it's really fucking dull?
	Are you referring to the thing that everyone keeps telling you to stop banging on about because it's really fucking dull?Or was there another time I don't know about?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
 Well that's fair enough I guess
	Well that's fair enough I guessIsn't the whole internet blind date thing a bit of a last resort though? I would've thought meeting people down in 'the smoke' in real actual life would be quite easy.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)
 i don't think it matters where you meet someone
	i don't think it matters where you meet someonebut the internet has a higher proportion of sweaty virgins than anywhere else. hence, never again.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
 In fairness mine had no question and  zero scope for replies.
	In fairness mine had no question and  zero scope for replies.Apart from one from Wilf.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
 Is YM called August
	Is YM called AugustCus last night yeah, she was drier than an Arabs sock
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)
 not the ones who live in london
	not the ones who live in londonit's grey and soggy today
much like your ballbag
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
 They’re all swollen and faintly resemble two whole coconuts
	They’re all swollen and faintly resemble two whole coconutsYou like coconut milk Yer?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
 i fucking hate coconuts
	i fucking hate coconutsgo spunk on a dairy milk and ask your kid if he wants a bounty
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
 That's an accurate score information update
	That's an accurate score information updateRather than my favourite '35/8 YESSSS!!!!' I use just for you.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
 From the Balloon hat b4sh Pics that Rory leaked
	From the Balloon hat b4sh Pics that Rory leaked I seem to remember that he reminded me of Waldo from Mr Magoo
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)
 Am I being a knob here:
	Am I being a knob here:b3ta.com/questions/mtfu/post2035810#answers-post-2036300
I'm starting to doubt my own sanity now.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
 I don't even need the click that to answer
	I don't even need the click that to answerYes Monce you are indeed a KNOB
Edit: I now wish that I didn't click it, I can't be arsed to wade through another made up post of Ringos can you give me the short version please?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
 a mate of mine's dad got busted for downloading child porn.
	a mate of mine's dad got busted for downloading child porn.When the house got raided, all the hard drives in the house got confiscated, and my mate's computer was found to have drug paraphernalia in it (he used to stash the class As he deals in his PC, the coppers found some Ziploc bags with residue in them). Got nicked for that, got charged. Due to a mixture of police incompetence and plausible deniability the coppers dropped the charges at the 11th hour.
True story.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
 That's really interesting monty, thanks for using up that part of my life.
	That's really interesting monty, thanks for using up that part of my life.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
 ^ This ^
	^ This ^Having to trawl through yet another Ringo post*, I'll never get back them 5 minutes.
*Blatent Lie
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
 Fucking hell, yet another Muslim Peado Ring
	Fucking hell, yet another Muslim Peado Ringwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-23544913
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
 it's only a matter of time before sporters goes down
	it's only a matter of time before sporters goes downI heard he uses the word Peroni as code for young girl
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2036263
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
 well, obviously this is true
	well, obviously this is trueas there have been no pedo rings made up of members of other religeons.
Nor have there been and muslims who are not pedos.
Nor, while I think of it, is the bible in any way as bad as the Koran when it comes to women.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
 well, I knew you were thick
	well, I knew you were thickI guess I just didn't realise how thick.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
 My sweeping generalisation was a bit 'heat of the moment'
	My sweeping generalisation was a bit 'heat of the moment'Your general mirth seems to be deep set.
As you were.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)
 I think the phrase you are looking for is not so much "heat of the moment" as "massively and obviously wrong"
	I think the phrase you are looking for is not so much "heat of the moment" as "massively and obviously wrong"Now don't get me wrong, I do hate organised religion, quite a little bit.
but I hate thickies with weak arguments even more.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
 Haters gonna hate.
	Haters gonna hate.Just be thankful I'm not in Politics.
I might be missing out on a column in The Daily Mail though.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
 In that last case
	In that last caseit was raised repeatedly that the offenders held beliefs that non-Muslim women were fair game and that it didn't really 'count'. Their attitudes were religion-specific. Please direct me to the cases of Christian paedos who only nonced Muslims please.
Or hop back in your airship and cheer up.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
 I feel victimised.
	I feel victimised.I wish I were in the same intelligence bracket as Old Man Steptoe here, but alas!
I will have to skulk through life with my bigoted beliefs and general low morals.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)
 This whole thing smacks of homophobic 'bashing', Jay.
	This whole thing smacks of homophobic 'bashing', Jay.I think *someone* here needs to check the FAQs.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
 In this you have a point.
	In this you have a point.Jay didn't. that said your talking about another case I was only referring to this case and actually that article, being as that's all I know about it.
Although I'd make a case that you could probably find biblical justification to do just as bad and that it's more to do with people's interpretation of their religion than the religion it's self.
in other words cunts are cunts because they are cunts, not because they believe in once sky-pixie over another.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
 You could indeed probably find Biblical justification to do just as bad
	You could indeed probably find Biblical justification to do just as bad but the point is that there are no documented cases - from the same area and in the past year - of people doing so. The opposite is true of 'Muslims' (fucking warped ones if at all but they identify themselves as such), and therefore yet another nonce ring, in that area, with all but one bearing Pakistani names...I think 'another Muslim paedo ring' is a fair call tbh.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
 you have, as I've said, a point.
	you have, as I've said, a point.I don't especially agree with it, or the kind of thinking it engenders, but at least it's intelligently made and has some argumental basis.
This does not counter my main point that both Jay and Hartley are think as pigshit and while I can respectfully disagree with someone with well thought our, although different, views from my own, I fucking hate the kinds of thick, knee-jerk Daily Mail reading bigot that you spend a fair amount of time pretending to be and that they actually are.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
 Your point that me and Harters are 'thick as pigshit' is as much of a generalisation as my original post.
	Your point that me and Harters are 'thick as pigshit' is as much of a generalisation as my original post.I don't know what you class as your intelligence quota, minus a few throwaway comments on the internet, but you surely can't base a persons persona on them?
Grumpy old man.
(Look, I can do it too)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
 I apologise that my one sentence answer didn't include all the statistical facts and figures
	I apologise that my one sentence answer didn't include all the statistical facts and figuresfrom all rape cases ever.
I think your gynaecologist pulled the wrong tooth this morning.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
 Oh do fuck off
	Oh do fuck offthis is not about me being in a generally bad mood today, it's about the fact that you are genuinely unpleasant and thick to boot. Now stop trying to smooth it over.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
 But the thing is Im not.
	But the thing is Im not.Take some of your own advice and disappear further up your own arse.
If possible.
Ta'raaa.
Thanks for the memories.
The end.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
 Yes and I'm the king of Albania.
	Yes and I'm the king of Albania.se how saying a thing doesn't make it true.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
 Look, you don't like me, I haven't a clue who you are... deal with these facts and move on with your day.
	Look, you don't like me, I haven't a clue who you are... deal with these facts and move on with your day.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
 given that the artical doesn't even mention the men's religeon
	given that the artical doesn't even mention the men's religeonI'm assuming you have inside info. I shall further assume your real name is Ricardo Hinkson,
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
 CQ are you back on the lithium?
	CQ are you back on the lithium?Read the sir names, you hand wringing lefty prick
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
 Is Hinkson a muslim name?
	Is Hinkson a muslim name?There's so much I don't know, but for now I agree with CQ who may or may not be Doctor Frog
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
 Yeah but Hinkson Hare was saying they were obvs muzzys cause of their surnames
	Yeah but Hinkson Hare was saying they were obvs muzzys cause of their surnames(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)
 surnames may denote ethnic origin
	surnames may denote ethnic originthis is not the same as religion, you biggoted fuckwit
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)
 Get off your moral high horse prick
	Get off your moral high horse prick The last 4 gangs have all been, so are these
You're such a fucking lefty prick
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)
 In for a penny, in for a farthing - that's what I say.
	In for a penny, in for a farthing - that's what I say.Gulfraz and Izthkhab Banaris, Isa Iqbal and Ismail Iqbal are all methodists YOU RACIST FUCK
as are Amir Mahmood and Tasveer Hussain. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY'RE MUSLIMS YOU FUCKING BIGOT
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)
 haha
	hahaSorry Monts
I don't know what I was thinking, because the last 4 or so gangs came from a culture where women are considered sub-human, and Kafirs even worse I just jumped to a conclusion.
I must think before I type
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)
 I see what you're trying to say here Monce
	I see what you're trying to say here Moncebut just because you can make an assumption doesn't mean you should
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)
 that they save time and if your assumption is based on consistent, unwavering previous incidences that actually it's fair enough to make it?
	that they save time and if your assumption is based on consistent, unwavering previous incidences that actually it's fair enough to make it?(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)
 Morality has fuck all to do with it.
	Morality has fuck all to do with it.you being a fuckwit, on the other hand...
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)
 Go fuck a tree
	Go fuck a treeTake a back packing holiday or Be an aid worker in Somalia, if you don't like the truth put me on 2.0
PRICK
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)
 UPSET ONLINE
	UPSET ONLINEThis ain't about me being a hippy, which is more meme than reality; or a lefty, which is fairly true; it's not even about you being a biggot, which you are; it's about you being a stupid biggot.
If you don't like being called a stupid biggot then I suggest you stop being one, or you could just shut up about it, or, as you say, there's always 2.0, can't say you'll be missed.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)
 Ahh. sorry, not a word I use offen
	Ahh. sorry, not a word I use offenI guess it's one of the few that slips through my dyslexia. my gutt reaction is still that it looks wrong with 2 gs, but them proper looks like it should have 2 ps to me so I'm obviously wrong.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
 do you have proper dyslexia
	do you have proper dyslexiaor just a bit thick and too lazy to use spellcheck but going to claim an extra 30 mins on an exam/free computer like my ex oswald when we were at uni dyslexia?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
 Proper, albeit not gonz-level
	Proper, albeit not gonz-levelI use a spell check most of the time but sometimes not when I'm lazy or responding quickly.
I got extra time in exams and sometimes computers, but I'm old enough that they didn't always have spell checks in the early days and anyway those don't catch everything.
ETA: yes properly diagnosed, statmented and everything.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
 then that is acceptable
	then that is acceptablemy ex just claimed that he sometimes wrote things backwards, so the uni bent over backwards. it was really annoying.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
 Good.
	Good.mine is not very pronounced these days, thanks mostly to computers, so I don't usually make a thing of it, not least because people use it as an excuse for being thick and I am in the process of calling 2 other posters thick. also usually typos from me are me being lazy and not proof reading/spell checking, but this one wasn't/
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
 i would sign a petition to have real spellings replaced with gonzisms
	i would sign a petition to have real spellings replaced with gonzismsoswald's in the army now. maybe his inability to read quickly enough for a 3 hour exam will mean that he gets his cock blown off.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
 
	 I use a spell check most of the time but sometimes not when I'm lazy or responding quickly.
I got extra time in exams and sometimes computers, but I'm old enough that they didn't always have spell checks in the early days and anyway those don't catch everything.
ETA: yes properly diagnosed, statmented and everything
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
 hey, you're the one who started shouting, what am I supposed to make of it?
	hey, you're the one who started shouting, what am I supposed to make of it? no, you are.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
 Look, Fuck off
	Look, Fuck offlooking at the article,if the first thing you could think to come out with was Bigot? You really need to sort it out
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
 still sounding tetchy and defensive here Harters....
	still sounding tetchy and defensive here Harters....and no, if you can read my main point was not that you are a bigot, that was incidental to my calling you thick.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
 To be fair HH, although you do know your oats n'all
	To be fair HH, although you do know your oats n'allcalling someone a prick in bold does seem like you're angry. Perhaps this wasn't the emphasis you were looking for (/starwars) but that was how I read it. I was all like WHOAH this is a different side to HH here
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
 christ, look at you
	christ, look at youyour arse has got a quivering wide-on like the blackwall tunnel in a gale for this new assertive HH
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
 You know what Reg. you are the voice of reason
	You know what Reg. you are the voice of reasonI am now counting to ten very....very slowly
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
 That's right - it's impossible to tell from the name 'Lunn' that you are in fact a Zoroastrian.
	That's right - it's impossible to tell from the name 'Lunn' that you are in fact a Zoroastrian.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)
 Hahahahahahahahahhahaahha
	HahahahahahahahahhahaahhaI might create a sock account so I can click this twice
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
 Every time
	Every time:o(
Fuck that shit, I've had a few pints so the day is better
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
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