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so a judge has ordered that a baby cannot be called "messiah" and has ruled that he must be called "martin"
should judges have this power? or is in the child's interest not to have that name? and whereabouts in the world do you think this happened?

alt: do you have any principles? what are they and do you ever breach them?

altalt: lunch, of course?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:52, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
"These are my principles! If you don't like them ... I have others ..."
Babies should be allowed to be called Messiah. It's only a name.

Lunch will be the usual Sainsbury's Special Lonely Lunch For One Person. On Their Own. With No Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Careful you don't choke, cos no one's gonna slap you on the back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Great. Now I'm going to become anorexic as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
i was thinking of going to sainsburys
i like their veggie sushi. unfortunately the careless cunts have usually sold out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
It's a wrap for me.
Possibly Hoisin Duck. Or Southern Fried Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
i much prefer wraps to more traditional sandwiches
but your fillings kind of suck. falafel, tzatziki, that sort of thing, that's what you want in a wrap, old buddy old pal.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Nonsense.
Hoisin duck is delicious. As is Southern Fried Cluckin. All that foreign muck is rubbish, and for hippies. And hippies are revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)
sigh
^ i hate to say it, but WRONG ON THE INTERNET, folks ^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Oh shut up, Neil.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Fish, without the fish?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
We've travelled this road before
Sashimi is sushi with raw fish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I thought she was the one that battled the pink robots?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)
No that's Pokemon.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
one of my favourite songs ever is on that album
fight test, fucking love a bit of it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Christ, though - the bassline on that is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Stephen Drozd is a pretty awesome musician all round.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
you're thinking of sashimi /dull pedantry

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
MARRshimi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)
where the fuck does this marr shit come from sporters?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Pump up the volume

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)
It all started back in January
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1826433
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
A long time ago, in a thread far, far away
about 10 people posted something about Andrew Marr having a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Star Trek!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Thank you sporters
I knew I could rely on you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
It's pretty tedious

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I prefered mindpiss.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Fish, Foiding
the fish foiding?

/boyce
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Why Martin?
That seems cruel as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
it was his third name
his full name was to be "messiah deshawn martin" according to the papers...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
32, Norwich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
What is it with people and stupid names?
Do they have any idea the bullying they will go through in later life?
What's wrong with sticking to old fashioned names like Tarquin?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
or quentin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
^ This ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
At one point there were four boys called Christopher Cross at my school.
What were the parents thinking?

What's wrong with perfectly reasonable names like Apple, and Scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Alright PJ
give Vadge his log in back
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
PJ?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
he named his kids "unicorn horn" and "fairy piss"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Fairy Piss is a lovely name for a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)
it's a boy :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
He needs to cut his tackle off, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
They gonna get ya

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Not any more

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)
My nephew is messy but my boy was messier.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
On a serious note, it's just a name. Plenty of people called Jesus.
A judge shouldn't have to waste their time debating this meaningless topic.

Alt. principles would depend on the topic.

Altalt. Fruit, all week again, with added pangs of hunger
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Eating an apple makes me more hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

ungry orney
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
They are a sexy fruit...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
i thought that was oranges....

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
They are not the only fruit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Unless you count popping cherries

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I prefer a nice PAIR
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I like a nice, erm ... erm ...
TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)
In principal, yes, in this case not so much.
I think it's fair to be able to stop a name that would amount to child abuse, but I don't think this is that. I think it should have been applied in the Case of my mate Reno (his parents were country and western fans).

Alt: rather more than are good for me. Yes, yes I do.

Altalt: well, it's pot noodle or a walk to the shops, not shure which will win at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'll tell you who has the right idea about naming conventions:
That Katie Hopkins
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Deceased

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
How can they rule what you can and cannot call a person?
What law does it break?

Alt:
Be excellent to everyone.

AltAlt:
Chicken goujon wrap in about 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
nobody guessed, but this was tennessee
so probably some bible bashing law

i have no idea about kids here, but there's a whole host of regulations about what you can/can't call a company
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Martin seems worse.
I have principles, the main one is that I don't like being ripped off, so I had one of my underlings spend a whole day getting a credit for £56. Waste of money in wages, but it's the principle innit?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
you have underlings?
what are they, tadpoles?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
spawn

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I give them numbers rather than names.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
*free mans*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)
They are not. They are *just*numbers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
something something Patrick McGoohan

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/gordonshalife.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
NSFW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
yeah. That.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)
arbeit macht du frei

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
That's what I tell them.
'Work hard and you'll be looked after' I lie to them.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I bet you shower them with gifts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

gifts Zyklon B
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I'm in the process of setting up my own Unit 731

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
A giant courgette from the garden.
It's almost a marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Could of been worse. Could of called it Giles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Or they could've paid for an expensive education, only to be let down by their inability to abbreviate 'have' correctly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Oh fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Even shortens his words

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045652
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
*golf clap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

of of have have
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045652
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I think you mean "fuck havef" old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045652
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)
NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Have not of
Here to help you with all your spelling and grammar needs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045652
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
At least your parents' money wasn't entirely wasted.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045652
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Without rules, there's chaos
yes, I am a man of principles. It's actually shot me in the foot a bunch of times in my life, but without my prinicples I'm nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
What was Vivian going to call his kid in The Young Ones?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
All I recall is that he had a hamster named 'Special Patrol Group'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)
isn't that dozer?
speci + AN
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Alan Patrol Group

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)
with razor-edged frisbees

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
*squelches*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
either shut up or piss off.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)
probably "Bastard"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
altalt: I found a South American Chicken place on Yelp near the office last week
that got rave reviews so I went there, half my chicken was burnt and dry so fuck them I'm not going back there.

So probably a tesco ham and cheese sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)
so you're saying they write their own reviews?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)
I had sausage and mash with onion gravy last night.
It was nice, but I felt there should have been some peas served with it and there weren't. It was £8.95.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)
If done right, that is one of the best comfort foods ever

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
It was good, with a premium quality and quantity of sausage. I just felt it was missing *something*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Agreed I feel the same

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I'm glad it's not just me. Validated.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Crikey
It's £5 round here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Where's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
his kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
At that price, premium grade sausage can be achieved,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
are you talking about lighty's cock?
it sounds like it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I wouldn't know, I shall bow to your experience.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
he's one of the few i haven't banged

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
You seem like a classy lady.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
i know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Still, a lovely turn of phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Someone should have stepped in to stop chocho's parents naming him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)
*Fights the urge to do a strike through and replace a word with conceiving*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
i knew we were all thinking it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

you misspelled it.

it's c-o-n-c-e-i-v-i-n-g
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
They wasn't even MARRied at the time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
is that a crack about him being adopted?
you nasty man
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
why the recent animosity to chompy batts?
Are you trying to get into swipes granny pants?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
this isn't battered
this is apey
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
oops, mis-read.
I'll assume it's just the usual spakka kid picking on someone popular to try and look hard kinda thing then..
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
wrong way round, with the kids
but otherwise yeah
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
chompy cam out better in the poll than you did.
just because you have 'issues' doesn't mean he's not well liked generally...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)
uh huh.
I have no axe to grind either way, while I agree with him on more things, you would almost have to be more pleasant socially, but you are a demented stalker when it comes to him and it does you no favours.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
i'm not going to argue with you
you're just wrong about him, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I said nothing about him, except we agree on a few things.
I did call you a mental though, you go on like he raped you sister or summat and it's all about some fucking pizza? I used to think you had some secret, good, reason for all the hate, but I was a fucking mug and you are a loon.

no offence, like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
no, it's not about pizza
he behaved disgustingly, but if i hadn't heard from someone third hand what he'd said about me behind my back to someone else, i would have let it go. as it is, he'll get reminded that he's a cunt if/when i feel like it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
yes dear.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
c'est vrai

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Meh, I only have the info I have and based on that you are really quite worryingly obsessed
Lacking further data I stand by my conclusion, not that I imagine you care, nor should you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
zero fucks given indeed
after all, i'm not the one posting on here that i'd be happy if he died...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
good oh. happy lunacy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
what poll?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
this one:
Swipe or Chompy



although actually it seems they are neck and neck now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I believe they should have the right to trial by combat
*checks paperwork*

Yep, says so right here
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Swipe would annihilate him.
the fury in that one is both impressive and scary.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
urgh no, i might chip my manicure
i'd just pay someone else to do it

don't you know ANYTHING about me?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Fear does not exist in this dojo

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
you chip my manicure, i'll show you fucking fear

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
They should do it LARPer style
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1983546
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Fun fact:
LARP swords often have a carbon fibre rod down the middle of them. it's possible to kill someone with these, if you're not careful, so stabbing is strictly prohibited.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
fun fact:
THE LETTERS "F, U and N" do not appear in larping, with damn good reason
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
you'd love it
you'd be one of the prettier ones.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
oi!
I'm the best one here, FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
ahem

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
you, sir, are a bent spastic
if this was a school you'd be sitting in the corner chewing the fur on the hood of your parka.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

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