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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Coincidence or dental suicideI had arranged to take this morning off work in order for me to visit the dentist for my yearly check up. So after a bit of a lie-in, I wake up and start making myself presentable. One of my back molars totally shattters in half when I start flossing- leaving the tooth broken at the gum line except for 1 massive shard of enamel with an edge like a razor.
It was quite painful, the nerve was exposed and quite a lot of blood was flooding the bathroom but I think myself quite lucky- I already had a dental appointment booked and it was a mere 30 minutes away.
As I sit at my desk now, with a temp filling and still doped up I ponder whether the tooth, knowing its time was up, simply jumped out of my mouth.
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CQ?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:27,
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Alright bignose, ask us a question eh.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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He's off his face on nitrous oxide, probably doesn't even know he's posted this.I doubt we'll ever hear anything from him ever again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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you assume s/he's interestedIf it's a proper lurker, they probably know everything about everyone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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Know many bald chicks do you?Oh sorry, forgot who I was asking for a second.
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Necrophilia MOAR like he's talking about Jade Goody
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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i'll be honestI only ever scan read posts on here.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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What's the betting this cunt replies to NO-ONE?Fucking mental flytipper.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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So it is Al?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:44,
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Smash another tooth out with a jackhammer and see if there are anymore suicides.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:56,
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Listen Bignose - Imma level with you OK?I gave you a chance - a lot of the guys here wanted to shank you straight off but I said no, give the dude a break here already. We were all new here after a six-year lurking period once. OK maybe we weren't, that would be fucking weird and a bit creepy. But nevertheless let's give old Bignose here a chance.
You let me down, 'concorde' - and I NEVER FORGET a slight. Seriously, you've made a BIG FUCKIN MISTAKE today you CUNT.
I'm watching you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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not really, alright bignose?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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He's mugging you off mateNo one would blame you if you cut him
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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If I don't, I'll lose face round here and that ain't happening bruv.Not today - not any day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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People are already saying you've gone soft(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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I wouldn't like to be this Bignose joker come exercise time, that's all I'm sayin(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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Look, that just happened the one time, he'd been drinking and was under a lot of stress, ok?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:23,
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Boyce has lost it. Time for a new 'daddy'.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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He could have said '35/8 YESSSSS!!!' or something at least.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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Yeah I can't believe this wanker - not even entry-level basic manners.Fucks sake.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Despite being an unfunny miserable cunt, at least I interact.Innit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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actually, scrap that, really.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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Nah anyone who chipped in to the great CB Radio Thread is alright with me.That was the funniest thing on here in years.
Says a lot, eh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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That was the best bit of internet I have ever been involved in. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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I was a lurker once and look at me now :)I don't even get that much abuse!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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That's because you're not a prick, GJ.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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That's the second time I've mugged that up today(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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Bloody Alan, coming in here, dropping a brain fart and fucking back off into the night.Fucking thread ninja.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:21,
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Can you add "stupid fucking prick" to that please?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:30,
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Ninjas gotta ninj, you know?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2047545
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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Why the fuck not?Jesus, you're such a big girls blouse.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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I voted for Dental Suicide so I can see the ratio change to see if I can guess how many votes have been cast.... went up by about 25%..... but then I remembered that I don't care about how many votes there are and pulled a figure of 10 out the air.
Plus, I like to see even lines on these sorts of opinion polls.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:38,
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You could always click through to get the stats(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:39,
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0o0o0h, didn't know that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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9 at the moment, close enough, that'll do me fine.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:04,
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Thanks whoever just voted, that made me right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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*Dashes the CSV file at the wall*That ain't no CSV file !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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Oh look, you can run a script to download all their data.It's just going to be a bitch to work with because their CSV is not CSV.
www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/data.php?id=965
www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/data.php?id=964
www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/data.php?id=963
www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/data.php?id=962
.....etc
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:06,
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Oh, you're all in hereI was looking at some 'bash' pictures in another thread. If you ever want to cull the amount of 'bashes' that go on around here then putting about flickr links to pics of all the wacky antics is a sure fire way to go about it.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:42,
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Seriously m8 it's brilliant!Everyone wears balloon hats and draws willies on things!! LOL!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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Bound to be a high-end metaphor for something or summatThese 'bashe7s' know their oats
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:50,
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Hi MinceHave you ever had your picture taken at a 'bash' with a picture of a cock/comedy slogan t-shirt/groping a vaguely attractive female internetter? I bet you're a camera-dodger, liking things on the downlow. Although there is that Tootsie picture I saw a while back.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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I've been snapped at a couple but yeah I'm not keen(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:08,
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there is a picture of him that looks like eric idle getting fingered(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:08,
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And that one where I'm selling windows eh:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:09,
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that always cheers me up!I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:13,
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You can't just take one photo of Monty.You take one and he keeps trying to push a second one on you.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:13,
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I ent never been invited Krohnsfackin liberty. What a bunch o' maroons!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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I'd invite you like a shot, Quints.But then I only ever get invited whenever they need to make up the numbers, so maybe I'm not the best person to schmooze.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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Not this quints, longtime lurker innitand thank you very much, you're alright you are
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:56,
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UNfairweather friends, more like !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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What bash photos? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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oh- perhaps I should have said.....Not a fully fledged lurker., I've been on here for years but with a different user name
I use to be "bug boy beast" but forgot password, so had to re-register and due to lack of imagination came up with big nose and bald.
What! You don't remember me as bug boy beast?- how embarassing for you.
anyway, I'm back
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One post every two hours.Sounds like you're more /talk material.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:13,
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Now everyone feels bad for calling you a cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:13,
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Not really, fuck off cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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The worst kind, bongles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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Hey now, Calm down. He might be alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:36,
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I reckon he's sound as a pound(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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No sorry, the other one, sound as a Euro(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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made my dayyes- I remember you too. You are the cute lawyer who helps people
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Ok, so you're definitely a sock. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:37,
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Oh come on, if that's a real post it's a bit creepy, He's probably been watching, waiting for you to be single for a bit and then bam, cock gaz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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I got one of those the other dayWell, not a cockgaz, but a query about my underwear from some random bluenamer :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:48,
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No way! That's hilarious.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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I assume the enquiry wasI am setting off on a round the world Yacht trip and need a spare main sail... Could you spare a pair of knickers to this good cause
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I don't know if this is Ironic or not, thanks to that Morresette song.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:20,
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Not too often, it's quite troubling(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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You know, this isn't story time, supposed to be a conversation going on. How are you other than your clearly substandard dental health.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:35,
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Sick to the back teeth of it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:36,
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complete this well known phrase:I'm fed up to the XXXXXX teeth.
Kthx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:38,
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the number of xs is not representative of the number of letters(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:42,
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Its good, but its not right(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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I thought it was Fed up to the high teeth?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:42,
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Well, so says you frencho. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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yes!Some people say eye teeth!? What's that about?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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hang on, that's "I'd give my eye teeth"Still that's weird
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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Eye teeth makes no sense at allunless they're some sort of evolutionarily unlikely monster.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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I think your eye teeth are your canines?The saying is fed up to the back teeth, ie full of it and had enough
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:28,
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Well if it's feeding up we're presumably starting from the stomachand have had so much it's risen all the way up the digestive tract to the mouth. So "front teeth" would be worse than "back teeth" (only northerners say hind teeth)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI thought it was 'fed up' as in "I have had enough".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:48,
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this is getting more confusing by the minuteCan somone write out a definitive list of teeth related sayings please?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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That's my favourite one!Reminds me of my dear old grandma.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:33,
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I'm pretty tall actuallyYeah not bad, been productive, although some conditional formatting fucked me off earlier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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Yeah. Fully serviced the car just in the nick of time as the heavens have opened.
Although I've found some expensive wear that I'm not sure I'll have time to get fixed before MOT time, so might have to flog it to someone who doesn't look too closely.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:41,
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I think you should probably delete your account and kill yourselfOk?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:36,
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Stop it. You horrid bully (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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What you wanna do is, consolidate your debts into one easily affordable monthly payment, quit uni and do what your parents did; get a job.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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Wait a minute.So this was a serious thread effort?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:22,
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