let's all talk about my flat valuation
BECAUSE IT'S THREE HUNDRED GRAND
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:49, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll give you two hundred

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Then it's definitely your round.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I can't help but think the fellow has got it massively wrong

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Check on Zoopla and/ or get another agent to value it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

he said he sold a smaller one nearby for 292

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

estate agent in "inflating price to potential client in order to obtain business" shock
Honestly though happy days if that's true
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'm not an idiot
but that's seventy grand more than expected
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Hence the second line
Even if you split the difference that's a fucking win
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Shame you have £400K
debts really....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

they are serving chips in mcdonald's today
if you're looking for some more to piss on?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

This is what we call a joke, mentalist
I have no idea what his debts actually are and I do sincerely hope they are rather less than the price he gets for his house as he's a nice bloke EKTOOELLY*

*Subtitles for the hard of thinking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

i just thought pissing into the fryer at mcdonalds would be the kind of "die capitalist pigs, die" thinking that you'd enjoy, that's all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Not really, no.
but, hey, if that does it for you Gingerflaps then fantasise merrily onwards.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

i hate mcdonalds

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

OK. I have no strong feelings about them one way or the other.
but, y'know that's just me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

HAHA jokes on you, because he's not a nice bloke at all!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

meh, I quite like him.
IRL anyway, on here he's a cunt, but I've hear you are lovely IRL, so who knows?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

180

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Oh, good news.
you shall be rich then, you could actually buy another place with your profits if you moved to the suburbs. 2 bed flats in new cross go for around that, we could be neighbours and you's be nearer to Chateau Stunned.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)

As long as he can find some other people to also get it wrong it'll be fine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Wishing I worked harder...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

does that include the sex dungeon or is tht moving with you?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

it's inflatable

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

*golf claps*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

\o/
Be warned the estate agents always go as high as possible
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I was prepared to be told 230

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

awesome news

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Lend us £2k plz xxx

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Wow.
Apparently my house might be worth a bit more than I previously thought. Which is nice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

you terrible tory
outpricing everyone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Oh Swipe, if only you could see that it's possible to recognise that things that are great for yourself in the short term aren't always great for everyone else, or even yourself, in the long term.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

oh, al
if only you could see that preaching about the horrors of house prices rising and gloating about your own house price rising 2 mins later makes you an AL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Terrible gloating.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

i am assuming that you won't be keeping any of the profit
as it's such a TERRIBLE THING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I won't, I'll be spending it on another house, the price of which will also have risen probably by at least a similar amount
but possibly by even more since expensive properties tend to increase in value at a greater rate than cheaper ones.

This will actually lead to me having less money if I move to a bigger place.

But, you know, don't let that change your argument.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

i just find it shocking that you would think it was a terrible thing for house prices to go up
but seek to take advantage of that yourself by pocketing any increase above what you paid for it. i've never ever ever come across a hypocritical hand-wringer before, you see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2050826
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR HAND WRINGING

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Needs more drinking and sleeping alone

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I've had loads of that recently, thanks very much.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

i'm genuinely shocked
i was so sure he'd say, "of course, my principles are so strong, i'll refuse to take a penny more than i paid for it, so that i have done my bit to keep house prices where they should be."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

He's not a communist.
Screaming Liberals allow profit. Just not profiteering.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

liberals are usually hypocrites
i just thought better of al, and his heart that bleeds so profusely for his fellow man.

sad, sad times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Do you want a slap?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

are you being dirty daddy donkey again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I am feeling a bit giddy this alvo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

needs more beer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Woop!
Fucking excellent stuff! You'll be on the right foot in no time (unlike Stunned)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

That's spectacular news, Monty.
Even if you have to drop 50 grand off that to sell it, you're still up on where you thought you'd be.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)