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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, last night I was on this facebook group I belong toand this happened.
What was the last weird coincidence you saw? Have you ever ejected a CD from your car stereo only to find the radio was playing exactly the same song?
Alt: if you were going to meet Monty Boyce off the internet for drinks and CHAT, what would you ask him?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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I'd ask him what he'd done to deserve you stomping him.And ten minutes after he posted,so don't you tell me you didn't see his thread. This was calculated and malicious.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:04,
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Power crazy MODs for ya K-Dog(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:07,
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I was driving along with my girlfriend of the time, happily singing some shite by Ja Rule....I turned on the radio and that song continued where I had left off. Not that much of a coincidence given they played that fucking song about 1500 times a day, but she was impressed.
Alt: I would enjoy CRICKET CHAT with Monty.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:07,
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This is exactly the kind of crazy shit I mean.It's like 'woah'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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I also announced once to my friends that I would win tickets to see RHCP in Hyde Park on Radio 1 the next day...Which I did.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:11,
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No wonder you're depressed.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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alt: I'd ask him why he won't look at me during : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:13,
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Could you explain in English?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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oh right, shitty b3ta code can't cope with unclosed HTML tags, right I'll type that out again shall Iif there's a house on fire and you go and watch then Icky the bare bum firebobby grabs you and sucks all the marrow out of your spine and your legs go all wobbly and they have to wheel you round in a spazchair for the rest of your miserable life
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He sounds awfully judgemental.He'd probably fit in round here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:17,
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I'd ask him if I should verbally abuse himIn the style of a Saturday Superstore caller speaking with five star or Matt Bianco.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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Right. You.Do we have a definite location? I might be taxiing after all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:18,
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Well if you are getting the train upThe meet Monty and Stunned near the station as that's where they are staying.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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I'm more concerned about where to get picked up on the way home.I can find out where you are when I get to Brizzle, but I need to book the return journey in advance.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:48,
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and this happened.
What was the last weird coincidence you saw? Have you ever ejected a CD from your car stereo only to find the radio was playing exactly the same song?
Alt: if you were going to meet Monty Boyce off the internet for drinks and CHAT, what would you ask him?
CHUTNEY FERRET!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:16,
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alt: when are we going to get our barge?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:17,
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If anyone sees a penny on the floorhe'll BARGE past them to pick it up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:27,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1894638
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:18,
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Alt: Science & Nature probablyor maybe People & Places
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:27,
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But he's really into filmso maybe Entertainment?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:28,
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What's the point in asking someone a questionthe subject of which is something they know a lot about? He needs to be challenged...pushed out of his comfort zone.
chutney ferret
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:32,
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christ, every time you post it's just like fucking BLAH BLAH BLAH CUNTING BLAH LOOK AT ME BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH BLAH give it a rest will you(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
You and me are going to have a big falling out mistermark my words...a BIG falling out
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:34,
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wouldn't you have to take him of ignore to do this?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:33,
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They do say owners are like their pets.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:44,
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Alt: "have you got your wallet with you, because I'm not paying for it"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:34,
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Alt: Can have this 8th on tick? I don't get paid until the 14th(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:35,
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My aunt once shared a picture on facebook that had been made by a b3tanThat was a bit odd
Alt: Why?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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Alt: why do I want to know what you'd ask him?Or 'why?' is what you would ask him.
You have to be clear about these things.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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I reckon me and Monters would get on.I hope to actually get to a B4sh next year
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:44,
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+ itMarvin Gayelolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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Alt: I'd ask him why b3th seems hellbent on ruining off topic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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I don't think anybody knows the answer to that one, Tangles.She's obviously just shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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Don't be so hard on yourself, b3thI mean, yeah sure, you're a shit mod, but this is more about the sensitive posters here bring unable to cope with two threads posted in quick succession.
It unnerves them, you see, and then they get all overexcited, spill their Sunny-D and have to go for a lie down instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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i had my worst hangover ever after drinking vodka and sunny Di think it was the sugar. and possibly the vodka.
haven't touched the nasty shit since.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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Clear drinks don't give you hangovers, everyone knows that.It must have been the chemical orange juice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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this is why you want the clear meths not the purple stuffit's smaller than ethanol so it gets into all the little cracks in your brain faster!
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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nobody asked monty if he liked chutney :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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would you eat another man's chutney?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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it's just I noticed harters has a guy that gives him chutney to eat, and I wondered how you felt about that(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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i'm not a big fan of it, myselfit's unnecessary
like my bagel just now, which i asked for with cheese and coleslaw, and they wanted to butter it. who needs butter when you already have cheese and mayonnaise? UNNECESSARY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:02,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2052375
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2051925
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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4/7 :(www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23715827
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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Poor ChompsHave you two love birds kissed and made up yet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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I got 5/7 but I didn't know any of the answers.This quiz is stoopid.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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Agreed, I guessed every answer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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^TP^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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:obut that would mean me having to remove my tin foil one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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5/7and the two I guessed, I got wrong.
What prize do I get?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:13,
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A gastric band the size of a hoola hoop(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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that poor parroti bet he's seen shit that no human or bird should ever have to see.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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the parrot's fucking cute thoughi want me a birdie, but it would be cruel because i'm never in
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Ejected a what from my where?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:02,
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Not only did she stomp you but also passively aggressively bullies you in this thread, knowing full well you don't have a car.
What a bitch, eh?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:06,
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You don't have a car!? *Everyone's* got a car!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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Not much point in having one if you can't drive?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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Well you're hardly going to learn to drive without one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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Loads of people who don't have cars of their own learn to drive you Covwrong.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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What's the point of that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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Yeah, now all the car factories have gone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:16,
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He's obviously some kind of flid.I bet even Nakers can drive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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It's the navigating that causes Nakers most of his problems (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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Great news!I had no idea! I might buy a car today then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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It's only pedals and steering innit. So simple even women can do it, barely.I have a car that I use about twice a month.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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I don't doubt I could learn but I have no need or desire to.I can honestly say I've wished I could drive/had a car about twice in just short of 40 years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:15,
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To be quite honest, I don't need one. But they are handy sometimes.You know, for dogging and that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:17,
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Far easier to kerbcrawl in a car.Just ain't the same on a pushbike.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:18,
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i love my carif i've got a lot on my mind, i put some music on and go for a long drive in the country, always helps.
i keep telling myself that running will replace it, but running HURTS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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I do both of these things, but on a bike.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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You go for a drive in the country and go running on your bike?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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In the capital it's more of a hindrance to own one, so I was told(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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Calm down Phil Collins(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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I've not had a car since I passed my test ~ten years agoI reckon I can still drive
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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Please tell me Franks Factory Flooring has made it down South(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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you're just going to imagine I posted that photo of the fat guy in lingerie with his dick in an exhaust pipe here(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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That is an image which will haunt me to my grave(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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you do have some questionable taste though(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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Who'd like to look at my bumhole?Actually, this would be better served being on Suggestions.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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+ and in againRepeats for happy ending
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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There are few things in life more luxurious than a spunky bumhole(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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How would that work?Mine blows bubbles at best...it seems unlikely that it would be able to shell out the remainder of my mortgage. It's way over a hundred thousand pounds. It just sounds unreasonable.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:37,
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Yeah go on, seeing as CHUTNEY CHAT isn't allowed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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CHUTNEY FERRETSo what are you doing this weekend, Monce? Anything CHUTNEY based?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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I'm guest speaker at the Chutney Farmers' Association dinner and dance tonight.It's in Devizes, Wiltshire.
I'm giving a talk (with slides) about the threats to our local chutneys posed by big-business Chinese chutneys. The small producers can't compete on price and it's driving some artisan chutmongers out of business.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2052395
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2052275
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1966131
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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Beautiful part of the world squireWill they be indulging in the time honoured tradition of Releasing the Chutney Ferret?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Well of course they are, durr.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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Pardon me boy,are you a CHUTTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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Silly MontyThat's TuiB not Chompy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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Thanks for voting for reply 2052469!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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Ok, you win this round.But you just wait 'til next time!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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What about a water bottle, Waddle?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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The water bottle or Nakers head?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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We should be nice to nakkers, a judge is making him get a versectomy(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
this is witty if you people read the news, but you don't.www.theguardian.com/law/2013/aug/16/court-sterilisation-man-learning-difficulties
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And we're right back on the topic of the threadwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23721893 I was just reading this
COINCIDENCE????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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No it's a water bottle obviously.images1.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/56/044456.jpg?v=1?1376656751325%20=1376656751325
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I can see why you were so keen to find the lid(
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