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This is the winning joke of the Eddingborough Fringe Festivel."I heard a rumour Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."
Raised a smile, but I think we can do better.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:02,
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latest was 12 years ago)
That's a cracking jokeat least it has the decency to be original.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:06,
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I liked this one:Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance
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I'm not sure whether to post my Knock knock joke or my miles from london one:( 1st world problems
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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Hey Double HWhy don't you post both, then let us "The Internet" judge you for your poor choices
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1827240
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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That's a top flite joke that one(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:26,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1674111
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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Fusion joking?It could be the latest thing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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Knock knockI've haddock with you
Nope, doesnt work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:26,
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alright Sporty where the fuck you been?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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Flamingoland + BridlingtonAlright?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:29,
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Yeah, sound as sound asI'm on countdown for my extra long weekend
You and the family had a good time I hope?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:31,
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We certainly did - all the kids loved it and I managed to get queue jumper tickets for all the rides I wanted to go onOff to Amble/Alnwick Gardens and Castle this weekend for 3 nights for free in a mate's static caravan
Where you off to for the weekend?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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Nowhere *cries*nahhh just chilling using up some holidays off from Fri. back next Thurs.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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^ THIS ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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Whoa......bit strong that is(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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I would love to be on countdownand when I say countdown I of course mean Rachel Riley
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I bet you're one of the perverts who posts here:www.rachelriley.org/viewforum.php?f=7
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:54,
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"got any lettuce?"is one of the finest jokes of its genre.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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you know what's a joke,train tickets to cornwall :((((((
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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Maybe you should try and get Lusty drunk then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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it will cost me seventy pounds if I want to get to penzance from bristol and back :(((((((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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can you fly?it was cheaper for me to fly from gatwick to newquay than to drive or get the train
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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£800, 10 hours there with two stops, 25 hours back(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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Spend a bit more money there is a lovely coastal train that goes from Penzance to St. Ives(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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I want to go there, fuck you trains(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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Can't you drive, mush? Cheaper than the train generally, certainly if there are 2 or more people.
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I've not driven for ten years I would probably be alright on the straight bits then die parking(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:47,
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www.blablacar.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:58,
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Cornish immigrant taxesthey need the money to help the locals come to terms with the fear of motorised transport and fire.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:05,
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so, are you all ignoring frank now?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:40,
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not 2.0 style no(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:40,
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I hate it when my flip flop gets caught under the accelerator.... which you'd think would mean that accelrator can't be pushed down, but it had the oppersite effect.And then when I finally free it, it gets caught again. And again. And all the meanwhile I'm practacing my lines for a play in which someone runs someone down in their car.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:56,
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Even glossing over the fact that CCTV shows her driving over them, reversing, and driving into them againwhich doesn't really fit, she should still be done for dangerous driving just for driving in flip flops, the fucktard.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:03,
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Oi she is clearly innocentAnd the fact that she has already admitted headbutting the lass before hand and shouting "I will run you all over" should in no way be held against her...
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A: Knock KnockB: Who is there?
A: Bum
B: Bum Who?
A: Bum Hole
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:47,
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why are there so many peadophiles nowadaysAll the damn sexy children
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?None.
Poor taste?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:55,
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those women were in the nip!(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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And when it yawnsit makes a noise like Liam Neeson chasing chickens in a barrel.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:04,
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Have you heard about the Starmix: Menopause special edition?It's all the same, except the eggs have been replaced with dust and hopelessness.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:58,
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Tried to jump over 50 black people with a steamroller?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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I thought this was aptIf online bullying has taught us anything.
It's that people would sooner hang themselves
than lose a bit of weight.
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Dyke news.www.theguardian.com/film/2013/aug/20/dick-van-dyke-cheats-death-sports-car-fire
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My friend shared that with the caption "Super Cali Mobile Dick Stuck Explaining Van Explosions"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:18,
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6/7 YESwww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23757526
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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Me too.Got the Jewish names wrong.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:32,
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