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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi Gang!!!Just popping on to let you know I'm not dead. I know you were worried.
Fuck that parrot cunt.
What have I missed? Nutshell it for me while I catch up with emails and spreadsheets. xoxo
alt. Weekend lunch plans?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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latest was 12 years ago)
A flounce, a breakup, the truth revealed about Chompy and Swipe, and very little else.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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I'd like to see truth about swipe and chompy linked in. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:00,
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Swipe bummed Chompy with a strap on so big his arse split openHence he didn't hang round for pizza
.....or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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He had to bung it up temporarily with a pizza.That's what I heard.
That's what I remember.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:04,
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Swipe offered him a cup of Redbush, he misunderstood...yadda yadda*canned laughter*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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Where have you been? WE NEED TO KNOW.
In short, no offence Batts, YM.
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^THIS! ^I have a weekend away in Amble where I shall gamble with my liver
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Just had a few days off with the other half.Smoked a bit weed and went to the shittest 'fun' fair in the world.
Even the Fun House had the news playing. Depressing.
Sounds like I missed a lot. I'd best get reading!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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He drove along the bornville boulevard to the cadbury crescent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:00,
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I thought it was a bit of a pain in the arse to be honest(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:03,
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Dotting round Manchester. Various venues :)Lots of drink and green had. Was nice.
Proper cloud over my head today though as I sift through 2 days of emails :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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I am now a celebrated and revered forum member.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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Just when I'm finding my feet you spring yet another name on me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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No I'm Rory, not Wilf cos he's gone, and not Al.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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Q. How is the office? Are you still working with smithy and ratty and badger?
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She might have a face like Bill Wyman's ball bagbut he can suck the chrome off a bumper.
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You've got me mixed up with some other fellowSome cunt was saying that Mincey Bonce stole your drugs so you decided to 'out' his affair with that Becky fella, is this true?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:15,
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Totes. Cross me and I'll fuck your world up.
Or Jordache you in the patio.
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Before they gave you the pegging of a lifetime(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT?THOSE FUCKS SHOULD FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OFF!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:13,
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You're only saying what we're all thinking Hatto(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:27,
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You got to left the music you got to let the music you got to let the music move your feetThis weekend I will have a mashed potato sandwich
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:13,
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Ooh, new ideas man on courtWhat flavour tho? I'd go for Roast Chicken in this combo
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:18,
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Roast Beef and Mustard Brannigans best crisps EVAH(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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tHEY ARE NO PICKLED ONION MONSTER MUNCH but to be fair MM aren't crisps.
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OMG are you Carl Pilkington?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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On "An idiot abroad"That's his main staple to save him from smelly food
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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I can't stand him. He's a fucking erm...idiot.
Everything is "roobish".
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CHUTNEY is the correct answer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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Hash browns in a chicken burger.AND a nacho?
No need.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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QOTW has been where it is at recently. All the cool kids seem to be on there.
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I'm gonna post the Nugent rant every week until it wins5.9.83.79/questions/goneoff/post2051417
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:17,
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That fucking creepy Ausie wanker Ringo has put me on 2.0worst thing is I'm not even sure why
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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Well yeah, but now I can't get to take the piss out of him(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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You can. Just not in his threads. Occasionally mention what a cunt he is, he will be reading it and will feel even more of a cunt. Then he might hang himself and his Dad will want B3ta banned and I will have to do more work everyday SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE THE POOR BASTARD ALONE, YEAH, YOU'RE KILLING HIM!
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:29,
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Gold teeth on a bumThe Dillinger Escape Plan
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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I hope that squashed face mulletted piece of shit Watson gets out on 99.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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I never could get to grips with bookies oddsbut you're not making much if you punt a monkey on at that right?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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I'll punt your monkey in a minute, sunshine(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:33,
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The Libertines should be burnedthen put out with axes
HTH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:33,
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I'm watching a Metallica documentary on youtube at the moment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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Hooked on AtariDJ Shadow and Cut Chemist
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:40,
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InsurrectionTrivium
I thought I'd post every sone that comes up on shuffle, you know, to keep things moving, encourage debate etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:45,
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Good ideaI would like to debate the facts of just how much of a bent spastic you are.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:46,
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I have debased YM a few times(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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Then again who hasn't (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:50,
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You listen to Nasty Nas??????This I did not expect, Hip Hop Is Dead is a better tune though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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I'm on shuffle thoNas is excellent, I like hip hop, rock, metal, dubstep, drum and bass, folk etc etc good music is good music
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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Listen to Baked Ape, he knows his Hall & Oates(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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I think you've been rumbled(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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AH CANNAT SEE what you're on about here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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I remember the times I can't leave them behind I just can't let goback in a minute
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:35,
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^ Uncle Bulgaria ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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Working....and looking at flats on TEH INTERWEBZ(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:03,
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I need an answer about whether I shall be forced into rental because of this fucking IVAif not, I rather like the look of some high rise action in Hackney. 2 beds, 'gritty realism' and loads of square footage for under 180k, if I realised my max price this would mean I could get a 60k mortgage
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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I just don't like it there pal(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:09,
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Thanks for that HJ I now have BDP's "South Bronx" as an earworm**Actually as earworms go it's not that bad
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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Mortagge approvals are up massively, they are opening up againdefinately worth a try, with your sized "deposit"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:07,
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yes but I cannot apply for - and will nto be given - a mortgage whilst I'm under this IVAI won't be free from that til it's paid off. That won't be until my old flat is sold - so potentially I can't apply for a mortgage (still a question over whether I'd get one, or at least a reasonable one) until I'm out on DA STR33T5
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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I see, so short term renter might be the answerhowever you may want an adult to look after your £120k till you are ready to buy a new flat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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How do you mean rental? Whether your mortgage lender will carry on with a mortgage loan after, you mean?
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That's a definite no.I was told a new property = a new mortgage, even if the rate and duration and payments stay the same.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:08,
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Yes, that's right but you have a history with them is what we are really talking about. (, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
That's what I'm hoping, and am waiting for advice on(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:12,
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It's ok, I looked it up on the world wide web. They are small homes for Londoners, and poor people everywhere else.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Depends whether I invite you round or not.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:09,
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I believe they prefer the term "Formerly Local Authority"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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No such thing. Once council, allus council. They were after all built for C.H.V.'s.
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It went ok, if a bit difficult.Truly fucked now though thanks to my texts last night, I just "don't" "get" "it"
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but we explained it to youBITCHES
BE
TRIPPIN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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and actually badger put it rather well, it's down to a fundamental difference between men and womanlike monthly blobbing and needing cuddles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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I did appreciate Badgers advice, but i couldn't thank him because of shit bus reception.(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
One minute they're dragging you round showhomesthe next minute your stuff's on the lawn.
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Especially strippers, what with them hooker heels.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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Chin up man. Try and keep busy(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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Yeah, most my mates are in Vegas for a wedding at the moment.So that's been difficult.
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advice far too lateNever ever text someone after a break up always see them face to face and most importantly SOBER
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