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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well finally some good news.Depressing Paddy and Beowulf-ruiner Seamus Heaney is dead.
What was the last goods news you heard (apart from this obv)?
Alt: the last bad news?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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latest was 12 years ago)
When I was a kid we had to study his dreary shit so I wrote a Parody of his "The Early Purges"called "The Early Portions" where Dan Taggart anally raped him. When I saw my old english teacher 15 years later he told me he had found a copy in the back of my english book and thought it was so good he uses it as an example of parody in his GCSE English classes. I'm quite proud of that to be honest.
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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When I heard yesterday that my ex had agreed to me having micro all weekend, every other weekend, in addition to the contact I have during the week. Alt: a good friend is having relationship shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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The wife told me she's ordered some sexy underwear alt. to wear for Battered to cheer him up.
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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You know between your moobs, the bit that connects them like a B that faces down, well, the bit that connects them on me no longer folds down onto my belly, so i've probably lost a bit of weight.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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You are a strong beutiful powerful indvidual, there is no need to continue to have diggs at me to boost your ego.You have achieved enough in life to validate yourself through your own merit rather than dismerit of others.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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Your wife is missing out, moobs are perfectly natural.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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She shouldn't feel threatened by big boobies, she should embrace them for the beuty they are. First the left one, then the right one, and then that little bit in the middle that folds over.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Is this related to the book throwing? You know, hates anything that's a bigger cunt than she's got. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:06,
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You know whatI'm not even sure the book throwing thing really happened. Do books have cunts? I'm not sure I get this, maybe I'm being a spastic again.
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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She hates you for being a massive cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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I'll have you know that I am wonderfulland if you keep that up I won't be bringing you any Hogs Pudding.
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:14,
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So sorry. A thousand apologies. Really. Most genuinely. Honest. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:15,
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If its a choice between that and the hogs pudding... I'd like the pudding. Thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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You would choose hogs pudding over my wife in Sexy Undies?Gayer than GeordieJay right here!
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:29,
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It's more a comment on how much I miss Hogs Pudding. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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We had to study him at school.Depressing shit poems about potato's.
My friend Sarah wished death on a grey haired bushy eyebrowed Irishman.
The day after father Ted died.
Today, she repents.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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Me too. Siegfried Sassoon as well. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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I had him too.It's a wonder I didn't kill myself
Strikethrough tragedy, yeah yeah, whatever.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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I quite liked one of his poems.Can't remember which one though.
Something about a funeral or summat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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It was this one:www.poemhunter.com/poem/mid-term-break/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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Not related but WANT
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/car-advert/daimler/sovereign/1973/205290/
ALSO WANT
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/car-advert/jensen/interceptor/1972/211572/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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Jensons are funny to drive you feel the front end going up(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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That happens with quite a lot of high horsepower, front engined, rear wheel drive cars. Easier to cope with than torque steer from too much power to a front wheel drive. Anything over 220bhp through the front wheels is a nightmare without a decent diff.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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I still like the idea of a Volvo P1800I know it's a bit of a plodder but I love the looks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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If you want a classic carsurely THIS is better suited to someone with your stature?
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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Not clicking that, might be a bubble car. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/size/smallest-roadworthy-car
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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Oh hilarious. Actually
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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Jensen Interceptor...wanta good one is bloody dear though, the Daimler should be cheaper?
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And I thought they were all rabidly homophobic.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Only the gay ones are.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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Again @skool.My favourite O Level author was Laurie Lee, Cider with Rosie. Brilliant stuff.
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Good news: We're having curry not my Mum's cooking when I visit for dinner tomorrow night.Bad news: I have to visit my parents for dinner tomorrow night.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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It's Scarpe! Alright? Liking your photography on FB btw.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:03,
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Yeah the US is pushing them though.Russia are just waiting for an excuse to buttfuck America.
it's like a playground.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:04,
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Me too! This is the good news ivebeen waiting for.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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Doesn't matter which side the us are onthe US kill our soldiers no matter what side they're on.
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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So what you saying is, regarding the matter of which side the us is onIs that it doesn't matter which side the us are on the US kill our soldiers no matter what side they're on.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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I for one cannot wait for Armageddon. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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So qotw has all gone a bit 'sheds'Is it going to last the week?
Why hasn't Nakers been stepped?
Who really cares?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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All this and more in next weeks episode of "Soap"www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSaNWYHmUvI
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:18,
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The New American Dad dvd arrived today \O/That's tonight sorted
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:16,
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I will be enjoying the same level of amusement and laughterBy staring at a wall.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:17,
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SAME FEELING I GOT READING THIS REPLY...YEAH!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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As you know, I'm not usually one to comment about the quality of threads. However this one is horrendously dire.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:24,
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Today's efforts have all been dire.I like to think I have helped bring it down.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:26,
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LUFFA B. AT HIS USUAL SHITFUCKTARD BEST. ... FACTS, SMACTS. ... TIDE GOES IN, TIDE GOES SIDEWAYS, WHO KNOWS WHY !!!(
Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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THEN THERE IS THE MATTER OF THE SHITFUCKTARDS IN IT. I THINK YOYU CAN TELL HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE PEOPLE HERE WHO INSULT BOTH OF OUR COUNTRIES.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:47,
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Friday innit.People are worn out after a weeks work.
Well, I am anyway.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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Nakers you prickI didn't find the Shitpants nugent thing funny at all until I knew where it came from but now I can't stop laughing and I'm at work!
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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If you google miketars1 he comments like that on anything and everythinghttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=miketars&oq=miketars&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=miketars1
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:37,
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Link fail. Remove the s from the http(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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Yeah well I didn't want to click on that link anyway. *petulant*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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If people can't cut and paste then fuck them right in the fucking face(
Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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can someone point me in the direction of where it came from?Cos I'd like to share in the merriment, and frankly it's annoying the tits off me at the moment. And even Nakers doesn't usually do that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:41,
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This guy:www.youtube.com/user/miketars1
I linked to an Amboy Dukes tune the other week and the best comment on there (in fact possibly the entire internet) came from him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:44,
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justwow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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THE CEREAL IS GAY ???? HOW IS AN INANIMATE OBJECT GAY ??? SO LUFFA B., DRUGBO, AND EVERY IN THE CLOSET REPUBLICAN, DON'Y BUY THE CEREAL. WHO CARE(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:50,
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Is he for real?Hard to tell these days and America does breed amazing loons.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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What's quite interesting is that I think (only think, mind you, there's a certain "lack of clarity")that he's a left wing wingnut. That level of mental is usually the preserve of the right in the US.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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same in every country isn't it?Republican and Conservative
East and West
Labour and Tory
Protestant and Catholic
Everyone and Jews
Can't we all just hug it out and accept that different folk like different hings?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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apart from the Jewsthey really are cunts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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Good griefFUCK THIS REPUBLICAN SHITFUCKTARD. I
WOULD LIKE TO SEE ALL 85,000 PEOPLE IN HIS
DISTRICT VOTE AGAINST HIM AND THEN WE
COULD SEE HOW THAT 85,000 TO 0 LOSS
LOOKS TO HIM. THE LAST TIME I LOOKED GOD
IS NOT AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. AND IF YOU
WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIS SON JESUS CHRIST
HE WAS AND ISRAELI BORN OF AN ISRAELI
MOTHER AND HIS EARTHLY STAND IN FATHER
WAS ALSO AN ISRAELI. AS FAR AS I KNOW,
JESUS CHRIST, EVEN BEING GOD, WOULD NOT
BE ELIGIBLE TRO VOTE. RIGHT ????!!!!!!
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Fucks sake there's no pleasing some of these hippy pricksThis guy I know has been bleating on about emailing your MP and telling them not to go to war with Syria, the day after he gets what he fucking wanted he's complaining about it. Twat
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Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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Release some sarin in his filing cabinet.that should shut the fucker up.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:05,
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Hippies defeat sarin with overpowering patchouli oil(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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dungeons and dragons - cheesecloth and terrorism edition.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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someone tell me about something properly nicebefore I go off and behead someone or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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I have my daughter all weekend, including her first overnight stay at my place. \o/. Will that do?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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She's already got crumbs on it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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they do seem to drop more crumbs than Hansel and/or Gretel(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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Innit. They seem to acquire them out of thin air. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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ohI'd feel bad for you but you are often mean
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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Nothing to feel bad about. My life is much improved. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:21,
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ITS A GOOD THING THAT STUPID BITCH IS OUT OF HIS LIFE IT WAS ALWAYS HER FAULT FOR EVERYTHING THE STUPID CLOTH EARED DOUBLE BLACK EYED BINT BECAUSE I TOLD HER TWICE ALREADY(
Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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You said 'properly nice'. This is for me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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baby puffins are called pufflings.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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SQueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeI MEAN...
FUCK SHITPANTS PUFFINS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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SHITPANTS PUFFINSis clearly a good band name.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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cuntpuffin is an excellent swear
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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this one's tinywww.kare11.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/130723112250_Baby%20Tapir%20Minnesota%20Zoo%203%201280.jpg
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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This is teh kind of thing that makes me wish I worked in a safari park(
Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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THIS IS THE KIND OF THINGcrisis averted
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2066177
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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YES. FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS. *dances*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Turn the Bragg down, 'comrade', there's a dear.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:27,
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also thishow long must the world put up with you, or is the bad news that they can keep you hanging on for years?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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this is also excellent(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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Once your brain realizes that you’re dying, it releases DMT, one of the most powerful known psychedelics. This dilates your perception of time and allowing you to live inside your own mind for hours or even days.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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oh manI could have been dying for the last week, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:21,
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You might only be *here* in you own mind.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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i wish I had a better imagination(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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The opportunity to live inside your own mind, and you come here.Maybe you are dying
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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We're all dying cavy, some of us (stunned, Gonz) are dying faster than others(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2064583
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:23,
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*wags tail*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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Tell me about it bruvI have never in all my born days been even 1% as high as I have been on a hefty dose of DMT. Not even close.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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Glowing endorsement from the resident gurning madman(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:35,
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Quite the opposite.I am a fucking expert. No gurning, no acting like a twat...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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Musée des Beaux-Arts?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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galleries are cool I suppsealthough googling, it seems to be a poem, too. I am uncultured
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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This may helpwww.timeout.com/nice/search/?tag_id=4242
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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oh!Nice, nice
i went there once, it was....OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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Did you go to the buscuit factory?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:36,
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I was there about 12 hours or somethingI remember sitting on a beach, buying a birthday card for me mum, then I think we got on a train to somewhere else
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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