Lunch Thread?
I'm gonna have some kind kiev in a roll with coalslore and slap on some BBQ Sauce.

They're goin' on about #LeeRigby on the telly. They ain't have layin' it on a bit thick, ain't they? He's basicly a Diana for a new generation.

Anything good on telly?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:11, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't get it.
Rigby's not done anything noteworthy in *months*.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

I'd say longer than that.
After Rising Damp he really went off the boil.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I like how his surname sounded like the Walls dog saying "sausages"

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

fuck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

You've done that a few times recently.
Are you channeling your 'inner Nakers'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Ha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

He had a good career going, then he just disappeared into the ether.
He's cut his head off to spite his face.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

He was alright in "Rising Damp"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Sometimes it takes a minute to write out the same joke as somebody else when you've got a head dobber.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Fucking hell Jeffs fast with his isn't he?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

What I don't get right yeah, is how did they know he was in the forces?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Maybe him walking out of a barracks and wearing a help for hero's T-shirt narrowed it down.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Is a kind kiev like a Chicken Kiev?
The jury's out on Chicken Kiev sandwiches, personally I think they're fine but the last time my housemate caught me eating one he looked at me like he'd caught me with my fingers in the dog.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I had chicken dippers in a baguette once
and I felt Dirty after that.

Dirty didn't like it, poor little mutt.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I wonder where Chicken Kiev's come from?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Buenos Aires

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

He said Chicken Kievs, not Fray Bentos.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I'm not a fan of the Kiev.
Just saying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I like pretending to be an alien
and puncturing it with my tongue and drinking the butter with a straw.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Add an unneccesary challenge to swallowing mash by telling yourself it's brains next time you've got a gobful of it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

This is my favourite comment today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)

More Jeff poultry news at 2.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

That's fowl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Clucking hell.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

You massive spatchcock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Moscow is much nicer at this time of year

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

What's not to like? Breaded chicken and buttery garlic.
True story, they do a "Deconstructed chicken kiev" in the Marks'n'sparks special deli thinggy..... it's a lump of butter and a schnitzel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

When you say "on telly" are you watching Jeremy Kyle or something equivalent?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I hoping for Bargain Hunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

i was on Bargin Hunt once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

How much did you sell for?
I expect you made a loss.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

i was in the auction room pushing up the price of my mate's uncles purchse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)

No, you just pushed past someone and got caught on CCTV

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

That guy is mega fucking creepy. I mean you really wouldn't leave him alone with your children.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

AND SO IS TIM WONNACOTT

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Oh, we've all had a go on Swipe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Expensive cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)

......this morning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

.... i've had it in pause for a few hours because i've been busy working.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I think if you actively choose to pause shite like that you deserve everything you get, mate.
It's like the Daily Express for a special needs class.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Phil: Today in This Morning, I make someone cry.
Holy: God, i'd love to make dirty love Gonz using butterscotch angel delight.
Phil: Wait what?
Holy: Oh shit, did I say that out loud?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

haha.
Well, if you're just watching it for the wank bank, fair does.

/Although I'm contractually obliged to tell you that I've got fair mileage out of people thinking she's my cousin. Richard Bacon in fact followed my cousin on twitter for months thinking it was Holly. The coke-addled fucktard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Well now everyone wants to see your cousin

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)

sorry, work intervened
erm - lovely though my cousin is, the confusion doesn't stem from her looks but rather the name. Hence how people believe Holly is my cousin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Holly Willobadger?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

that's it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

she lives round the corner from me, sometimes we chat in the Deli or pub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

, sometimes we chat in the Deli or pub and was forced to take out a restraining order
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I bet she's got a really clean poo.
like parama violot smelling malteezers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I just don't know if this is the funniest thing I've read in ages, or the most disturbing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Disturbing is default with Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Haha.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

it's twenty past midday
don't lie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Nissin noodles for lunch again, think I might have sesame flavour today
Rock and roll, I know.

Alt: Here's a quick lunchtime comic for you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Nissin Noodles
The eagerly anticipated replacement for the Sunny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

My neck feels like it wants to pop, but it won't :(

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

+ stop
well you know how the slogan goes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

OMG THERES A PRINGLES RD THEY MUST MAKE THE CRISPS THERE
maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=pringles+road&ie=UTF-8&ei=H3QkUuigJLSb0AXin4DYBQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I click all the time, they told me it causes arthritis, I told them that was bullshit, I don't even own an Athritus.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

It doesn't cause arthritis.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Get someone to stand on it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I'm hungry now, but it's not lunchtime for another 21 minutes yet :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I got 21 minuites to go, I got 21 minuites to go.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

That's a lot of very tiny Eskimos

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)

i'm eating popcorn to keep me going

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I don't see how that helps me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Bullshit gourmet style, or Butterkist?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Metcalf's skinny popcorn
salted
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Disappointing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)

it's really good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I don't want 'delicious light popcorn'
I want stuff that's smothered in toffee.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

savory popcorn is best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Before you changed that, I googled 'savort popcorn'
to see if it was a make I hadn't heard of :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Bentos.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

This should help you.
tinyurl.com/o3efa6g
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Dunno gonz,
Probably a sandwich.

Rugby died in some way that means the media will rang his name around for years yet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

i was going to have spicy moroccan soup from EAT
but then stupid people brought chocolate back from their holidays (including me) and i have just eaten a chunk of cornish cinder toffee and now i feel really sick. AND my desk is covered in sticky golden crumbs. woe.

i haven't watched tv in ages. i stupidly got sucked into candy crush on holiday, that's a pointless waste of time too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Not as pointless as teh Simpsons Tapped Out.
You should try it, it's very addictive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

oh christ

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I like the one where the monkey throws bananas.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

mariokart?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I'm having Quorn sausages :)
Salad amd an apple. What's on the telly about him?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Does Quorn taste like meat?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

It tastes like Linda McCartney.
Probably.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

i tastes like disappointment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I constantly taste Quorn then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

This tastes of chicken.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I had chicken and bacon sandwich from the coop, it was dry as fuck.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Why is the pig living with the chickens?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

That's what happens when you legalise gay marriage.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Maybe the have a holiday sty that the use on the weekends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Anyone watching 'What Remains' on BBC with Frank Gallagher?
Any good?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I watched the first one, it was ok.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Might give it a go for my commute watch, since there ain't much else to have a look at.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I just bought my lunch in Boots
and bumped into curly haired, short tongued cunt Alan Davies in there. Odd indeed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

You should have told him about Fray Bentos.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

They dont sell them in Boots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

His missus is worth a pop.
Being short tongued he may ne unable to plate her adequately.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

She was with him I think
She seemed to have broken her ankle or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Maybe that's why they were in Boots!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

This may be true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

What's wrong with Alan Davies?
He seems completely inoffensive, if a bit dim. A bit like a telly version of Nakers.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

He was in front on me in the queue for lunch
I think that is enough, dont you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)