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Are you going home? 'Oil' be glad if you are! Ho ho!
Alt: Plans tonight?
Alt:alt: I keep remembering Nestlé Secret chocolate bars, what do you remember of that ilk?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:30,
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what are they>?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:32,
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It consisted of a bird's nest-styled chocolate coating with a creamy mousse centre similar to the filling of a Walnut Whip. It was packaged in a gold-coloured wrapper with the product's name printed on it in purple and white.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:34,
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they were like chocolate with fluffy stuff in them
only the chocolate looked like a bird's nest. Maybe the fluffy stuff was baby birds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:35,
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A sweet/horrific thought
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:37,
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here til about 7.30
home
treadmill/rowing machine
dull!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:35,
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Not that dull really, just 'normal' ain't it.
I'm biking then eating chicken wings.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:36,
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normal = dull
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:37,
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Hmmm, it passes the time.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:38,
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I hear ya
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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I've got a lot of television to watch this evening.
And I'll have some sleep as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:35,
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Awesome! I'm going to do sleep too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:37,
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Hey! Is anyone else going to have some sleep tonight?????
'Like' this if you are!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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I liked it cos I'm a tru frend.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:49,
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I'm leaving here at 6.
Alt: Home for a fucking frozen pizza and, realistically, too much to drink. I expect I will be reading about the rise of the Nazis.
Altalt: I keep remembering that chocolate is for girls - blobbing girls at that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:40,
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CHICAGO TOWN!!!
I said remembering, not eating. I think I had one in a dream hence my reminiscence.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:42,
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Even better than Chi-Town, I got a three pack of 'Alfredo' brand ones.
From Lidl.
For £2.50.
KILL ME NOW :o((((((((((((((((
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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It'll soak up the white Ace. It'll be fine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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No it won't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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You don't know mate, you might have your estate agent bell you on the way home with an offer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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Hahah that would be nice
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:51,
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Someone will buy it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:53,
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It's a flat in a reasonable area in London
they'll be killing each other just to bid.
This is shit and wrong and idiotic, but for just as long as it takes for Monty to be paid far more money than a flat should ever be worth, I will condone it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:54,
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^^^^^^^^^
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:55,
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why are we wishing
nice things on Monty? When did this happen?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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there was a memo
2012 sometime.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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Because he's an Internet legend
leg bell
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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The sofa that Stunned broke is one of the main selling points.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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Jacques Audiard's less successful, etc.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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No wonder you're depressed.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:49,
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It's merely the tip of a thruly ghastly iceberg
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:51,
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Griddled lamb steak, a film (tbd) and an early night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:42,
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I think I'll start watching Luther this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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Yet to try it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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I shall report back.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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It's one of my favourite programmes.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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It is great , I watched the first two last weekend
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:50,
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SPOILER ALERT:
He nails his 95 Theses to the door of All Saints Chuch in Wittenberg, the end result is the foundation of what would become the Protestant faith.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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haha.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:49,
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Has it recently come on telly or something?
About 3 weeks ago a mate had an operation so I got them the first 3 seasons on DVD, and they said by coincidence they had just started watching it a few days before.
I only picked it at random not really knowing what it was.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:16,
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so, porn then
you sicken me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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Probably a James Bond film.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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you're not even man enough to watch porn
you sicken me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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Work from home so i'm alright on that front.
Alt: Doing a home-made "Hunter's Chicken"*, with coleslaw, oven-chips and some shredded brussle sprouts for dinner. Gonna do that and continue on with my work.
Alt Alt: They were amazing, apparently tehy were too expensive to make.
* Butterflied Chicken breast smothered in BBQ sauce then baked with emmingtile cheese on top.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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Truly a 'high end' chocolate bar
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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In about fifteen minutes.
Some food, some wine, maybe do some little jobs on the car, catch up on some telly, browse for some furniture, sleep.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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Yes, very shortly.
alt: Darts.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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yeah, shortly.
got a vets hockey game. Then dinner and some wine, assuming minimonster is safely asleep. ROCK AND ROLL
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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I never knew you were a vet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:53,
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I'm not
I am, however, over 35.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:55,
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no plans
but I forgot. Today I got to ride through my place of work in a shopping trolley.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:49,
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that wasn't part of the training, mind
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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You're off your trolley
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:57,
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i was hoping for better, you're the 3rd person to make that joke
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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Sorry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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I was trying to think of a suitable pun, but I got nothin'.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:03,
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I'm already home.
Cooking dinner in butter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:50,
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I've been home all day.
Because I don't work Mondays.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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Alright Geldof.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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Alright Jeff?
I'm making the most of it while I can, there's a possibility my hours will be upped if a contract comes off.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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Wonderful.
How is the dog?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:01,
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Groggy and in the huff with us, but OK.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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Glad to hear it.
Any news yet about what they think it was, or do you have to wait for lab results?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:11,
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Got to wait 7 - 10 days for the results.
The nurse did say that growths in the mouth are generally bad news, though, and there was another one at the front of her gum that was too tricky to remove so possibly not out of the woods yet.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:09,
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We have another 12 sales to hit for an early finish.
I say 'we' but it's fuck all to do with me.
Alt. Not much. Gonna cook a nice beef stew and watch the very last few episodes of 'Damages'. Gripping stuff
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:03,
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alright quenders
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:03,
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Alright PD?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32,
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I'm home.
Been a busy day of hospitalling today, and I'm shattered.
Alt: University Challenge, then probably catching up on Sky +.
Alt Alt: I used to fondly remember 'Vice Versas', long since gone. They brought them back last year, which was awesome.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:10,
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Ohhhhh me? I left ages ago
Alt: None really just chilling with a cold beer, letting the cool evening breeze flow through the window, I may even watch another movie.
Alt:alt: Of course I do, however I stuck to my Double Deckers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:14,
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Double Deckers aren't that nice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:20,
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They were when I was 15
Don't really do chocolate anymore
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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Not even high end chocolate?
I expect you do, you fashionista wop, you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:24,
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Nahhhhhh Savoury all the way Baby
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30,
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I'm actually laughing on the train at Montys depressing 'Alfredo' frozen pizza
And the chinless wonder sitting next to me keeps looking nervous.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:15,
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Alt:alt. I vaguely remember a chocolate bar called Five Boys. It was like Fry's Chocolate Cream but with different flavours in each segment.
Can't think why they don't make it these days.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:21,
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I remember this too
but I think we should imply something about you being a paedo instead
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:21,
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I thought Five Boys was from the 60s?
Also, hello you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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there was definitely something with different flavours
of unpleasant goo in.
Hey - how're you these days?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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Employed, huge, generally happy.
You?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:24,
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employed? hugely happy? yay!
what do you do now?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27,
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International spy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29,
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good work
Do you get to drink martinis?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30,
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I could tell you
but then I'd have to kill you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32,
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you might as well tell me then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:34,
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Don't say nuffink B3th member that trip she had to 'Mother Russia' last year
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:36,
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Hi B3th *waving*
Yeah, I think it was early sixties. I is very old.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:25,
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I didn't realise you were THAT old...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30,
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Ohhh dear, getting running Phudds
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:31,
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Ancient. But that doesn't usually bother you.
Speaking of which, all OK at the hospital?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35,
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Usual stuff.
Have to go through this every couple of years. It's tedious, but if it's what they have to do to keep the old feller going, ...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:36,
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Yeah. He needs a regular service, though. And a lollipop afterwards.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:40,
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I'll set 'em up...etc.
By which I mean... Oh, fuck it go on then.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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I remember the Frys different flavour in one bar thing
Our neighbour used to buy them for us when i was but a tadpole, before he nonced us probably. I don't remember so it might have happened.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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Maybe I was being nonced by my Dad, who bought them for me. Should I go to the papers?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27,
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Was he on telly decades ago?
If so then yes, YEW should.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29,
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No but he occasionally sat on the sideboard when pissed.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32,
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Evidence enough. Get on the phone now!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35,
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It's sore. What type of oil do you advise, Dr?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:38,
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PS It's a Samsung Galaxy S2
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:39,
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Ha ha old phone Lolz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:49,
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With an alarmingly large screen. I can't see butter being adequate, what with my piles.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:55,
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Oh, lard without question.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:51,
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Right, thanks. Back soon. My typing may be muffled.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:56,
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I suspect this is totally legit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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It's an Alfa you buy them with your heart not with your head
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:24,
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Your cock, more like.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:25,
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Stop thinking about my cock, how many times do I have to say NO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29,
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Just one more should do it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:31,
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You buy things with money you impractical berk
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27,
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I managed to get my Mortgage paid witha few simple snap shots
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:28,
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What method of payment would you use
To rid your vagina of ghosts?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:33,
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It wasn't my vagina it was HERS
I don't know Dong probably
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35,
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He set his heart on it.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29,
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And his cock, apparently.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30,
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Stop thinking about his cock.
No means NO! Jesus, what's wrong with you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:33,
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Somepeoples kids eh B3th, somepeoples kids
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:33,
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Now YOU'RE thinking about kids!
You flippin' NONCE!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35,
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I don't even have a frying pan that big
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:37,
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See, this is what's wrong. Somebody says "won't somebody think of the children?" Somebody does and then they're a pervert.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:46,
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I liked Walnut Whips.
As you were.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:52,
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My bike plans have been scuppered by a flat tyre.
Everything's rubbish! Wah wah wah
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:54,
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Fix it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:56,
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Dear Lisa, dear Lisa.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:57,
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No spare inner tube woes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:00,
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repair the inner tube you have.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:02,
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But there's a hole in the bucket.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:03,
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use a puncture repair kit you pussy.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:04,
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I ENT got one
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:23,
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There's a man works down the bike shop....
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:09,
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swears he's elvish
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:11,
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Unfortunately, a speedboat has interrupted this message.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:40,
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