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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going home
Are you going home? 'Oil' be glad if you are! Ho ho!

Alt: Plans tonight?

Alt:alt: I keep remembering Nestlé Secret chocolate bars, what do you remember of that ilk?
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what are they>?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)

It consisted of a bird's nest-styled chocolate coating with a creamy mousse centre similar to the filling of a Walnut Whip. It was packaged in a gold-coloured wrapper with the product's name printed on it in purple and white.
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they were like chocolate with fluffy stuff in them
only the chocolate looked like a bird's nest. Maybe the fluffy stuff was baby birds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
A sweet/horrific thought

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here til about 7.30
home

treadmill/rowing machine

dull!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Not that dull really, just 'normal' ain't it.
I'm biking then eating chicken wings.
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normal = dull

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Hmmm, it passes the time.

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I hear ya

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
I've got a lot of television to watch this evening.
And I'll have some sleep as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Awesome! I'm going to do sleep too.

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Hey! Is anyone else going to have some sleep tonight?????
'Like' this if you are!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I liked it cos I'm a tru frend.

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I'm leaving here at 6.
Alt: Home for a fucking frozen pizza and, realistically, too much to drink. I expect I will be reading about the rise of the Nazis.

Altalt: I keep remembering that chocolate is for girls - blobbing girls at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
CHICAGO TOWN!!!
I said remembering, not eating. I think I had one in a dream hence my reminiscence.
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Even better than Chi-Town, I got a three pack of 'Alfredo' brand ones.
From Lidl.

For £2.50.

KILL ME NOW :o((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
It'll soak up the white Ace. It'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
No it won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
You don't know mate, you might have your estate agent bell you on the way home with an offer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Hahah that would be nice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Someone will buy it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)
It's a flat in a reasonable area in London
they'll be killing each other just to bid.

This is shit and wrong and idiotic, but for just as long as it takes for Monty to be paid far more money than a flat should ever be worth, I will condone it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
^^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
why are we wishing
nice things on Monty? When did this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
there was a memo
2012 sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Because he's an Internet legend
leg bell
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The sofa that Stunned broke is one of the main selling points.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Jacques Audiard's less successful, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
No wonder you're depressed.

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It's merely the tip of a thruly ghastly iceberg

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Griddled lamb steak, a film (tbd) and an early night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I think I'll start watching Luther this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Yet to try it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
I shall report back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
It's one of my favourite programmes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
It is great , I watched the first two last weekend

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SPOILER ALERT:
He nails his 95 Theses to the door of All Saints Chuch in Wittenberg, the end result is the foundation of what would become the Protestant faith.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Has it recently come on telly or something?
About 3 weeks ago a mate had an operation so I got them the first 3 seasons on DVD, and they said by coincidence they had just started watching it a few days before.

I only picked it at random not really knowing what it was.
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so, porn then
you sicken me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Probably a James Bond film.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
you're not even man enough to watch porn
you sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Work from home so i'm alright on that front.
Alt: Doing a home-made "Hunter's Chicken"*, with coleslaw, oven-chips and some shredded brussle sprouts for dinner. Gonna do that and continue on with my work.

Alt Alt: They were amazing, apparently tehy were too expensive to make.


* Butterflied Chicken breast smothered in BBQ sauce then baked with emmingtile cheese on top.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Truly a 'high end' chocolate bar

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In about fifteen minutes.
Some food, some wine, maybe do some little jobs on the car, catch up on some telly, browse for some furniture, sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Yes, very shortly.
alt: Darts.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
yeah, shortly.
got a vets hockey game. Then dinner and some wine, assuming minimonster is safely asleep. ROCK AND ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
I never knew you were a vet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)
I'm not
I am, however, over 35.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
no plans
but I forgot. Today I got to ride through my place of work in a shopping trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
that wasn't part of the training, mind

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
You're off your trolley

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
i was hoping for better, you're the 3rd person to make that joke

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I was trying to think of a suitable pun, but I got nothin'.

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I'm already home.
Cooking dinner in butter.
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I've been home all day.
Because I don't work Mondays.
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Alright Geldof.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Alright Jeff?
I'm making the most of it while I can, there's a possibility my hours will be upped if a contract comes off.
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Wonderful.
How is the dog?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Groggy and in the huff with us, but OK.

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Glad to hear it.
Any news yet about what they think it was, or do you have to wait for lab results?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Got to wait 7 - 10 days for the results.
The nurse did say that growths in the mouth are generally bad news, though, and there was another one at the front of her gum that was too tricky to remove so possibly not out of the woods yet.
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We have another 12 sales to hit for an early finish.
I say 'we' but it's fuck all to do with me.

Alt. Not much. Gonna cook a nice beef stew and watch the very last few episodes of 'Damages'. Gripping stuff
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)
alright quenders

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Alright PD?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
I'm home.
Been a busy day of hospitalling today, and I'm shattered.

Alt: University Challenge, then probably catching up on Sky +.

Alt Alt: I used to fondly remember 'Vice Versas', long since gone. They brought them back last year, which was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Ohhhhh me? I left ages ago
Alt: None really just chilling with a cold beer, letting the cool evening breeze flow through the window, I may even watch another movie.

Alt:alt: Of course I do, however I stuck to my Double Deckers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Double Deckers aren't that nice.

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They were when I was 15
Don't really do chocolate anymore
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Not even high end chocolate?
I expect you do, you fashionista wop, you.
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Nahhhhhh Savoury all the way Baby

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
I'm actually laughing on the train at Montys depressing 'Alfredo' frozen pizza
And the chinless wonder sitting next to me keeps looking nervous.
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Alt:alt. I vaguely remember a chocolate bar called Five Boys. It was like Fry's Chocolate Cream but with different flavours in each segment.
Can't think why they don't make it these days.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I remember this too
but I think we should imply something about you being a paedo instead
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I thought Five Boys was from the 60s?
Also, hello you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
there was definitely something with different flavours
of unpleasant goo in.

Hey - how're you these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Employed, huge, generally happy.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)
employed? hugely happy? yay!
what do you do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
International spy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
good work
Do you get to drink martinis?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
I could tell you
but then I'd have to kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
you might as well tell me then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Don't say nuffink B3th member that trip she had to 'Mother Russia' last year

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Hi B3th *waving*
Yeah, I think it was early sixties. I is very old.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
I didn't realise you were THAT old...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Ohhh dear, getting running Phudds

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Ancient. But that doesn't usually bother you.
Speaking of which, all OK at the hospital?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Usual stuff.
Have to go through this every couple of years. It's tedious, but if it's what they have to do to keep the old feller going, ...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Yeah. He needs a regular service, though. And a lollipop afterwards.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I'll set 'em up...etc.

By which I mean... Oh, fuck it go on then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
I remember the Frys different flavour in one bar thing
Our neighbour used to buy them for us when i was but a tadpole, before he nonced us probably. I don't remember so it might have happened.
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Maybe I was being nonced by my Dad, who bought them for me. Should I go to the papers?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Was he on telly decades ago?
If so then yes, YEW should.
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No but he occasionally sat on the sideboard when pissed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Evidence enough. Get on the phone now!

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It's sore. What type of oil do you advise, Dr?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:38, Reply)

PS It's a Samsung Galaxy S2
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Ha ha old phone Lolz

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With an alarmingly large screen. I can't see butter being adequate, what with my piles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Oh, lard without question.

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Right, thanks. Back soon. My typing may be muffled.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
This is a bargain
www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/alfa-romeo-159-jtdm-150-bhp/1030660013
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
I suspect this is totally legit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
It's an Alfa you buy them with your heart not with your head

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Your cock, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Stop thinking about my cock, how many times do I have to say NO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Just one more should do it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
You buy things with money you impractical berk

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
I managed to get my Mortgage paid witha few simple snap shots

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
What method of payment would you use
To rid your vagina of ghosts?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
It wasn't my vagina it was HERS


I don't know Dong probably
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

He set his heart on it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)

And his cock, apparently.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Stop thinking about his cock.
No means NO! Jesus, what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Somepeoples kids eh B3th, somepeoples kids

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Now YOU'RE thinking about kids!
You flippin' NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)
I don't even have a frying pan that big

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)

See, this is what's wrong. Somebody says "won't somebody think of the children?" Somebody does and then they're a pervert.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
I liked Walnut Whips.
As you were.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:52, Reply)
My bike plans have been scuppered by a flat tyre.
Everything's rubbish! Wah wah wah
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Fix it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Dear Lisa, dear Lisa.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
No spare inner tube woes

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
repair the inner tube you have.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)

But there's a hole in the bucket.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
use a puncture repair kit you pussy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
I ENT got one

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)

There's a man works down the bike shop....
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
swears he's elvish

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Unfortunately, a speedboat has interrupted this message.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)

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