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Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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Nope.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:41,
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But you support intervention in Syria?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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ZING!!!!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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It's a corker isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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Yep.
Not me doing the killing.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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So you would support someone else killing an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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typical lefty, scared to get his wringing hands dirty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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Ha!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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I don't support anyone killing an innocent person.
Military action isn't about killing innocent people.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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Try telling the Americans that.
*double seats*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:59,
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Yes it is.
Name a military campaign in which no innocent people died.
Go on, you only have to name one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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The Cornish Rebellion of 1497!
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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I weren't taalkin ter yew, Jethro.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:09,
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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My SpaceWolfs against Supermatt's Chaos Warriors.
Not a single innocent died in that great battle.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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Anyone who thinks military action isn't about killing is gullible.
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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But, arguably, it is an inevitable consequence.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:02,
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Do I know any of them? If not, no.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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I do it every fortnight on the off chance
Just to "do my bit"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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I'd kill you
hth xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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He said innocent
Batts simply has to be guilty of a whole host of things
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:44,
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Infidel!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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I'd like an example please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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with a hammer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:44,
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I'm in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:44,
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A runaway train is about to strike five people walking along the track. You can reroute the train and save the five people. But you will wind up killing one person walking on the other track.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:44,
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Easy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:44,
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Why are people walking on the tracks? They must have a deathwish.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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Charles Bronson is a keen train spotter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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Charles Bronsonlolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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^ Deathwish II
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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WTB
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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squash that muther fucker flat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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Bit of a silly place to walk.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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Oh for crying out loud. It's merely an example of a moral dilemma.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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But there will be huge delays, and probably a need for a replacement bus service.
Imagine if that bus had a typo on it as well.
You are a selfish, evil man.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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That's what his wife says.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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But it's totally unrealistic
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Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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^upset^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:09,
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How the hell is the random person supposed to know how to reroute the train?
Those things are well complicated, all those buttons and nobs, you might kill even more people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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A dozen people are waiting for life saving transplants
Battered is going to off the first healthy person he sees to save them.
That'll be the angle his defence team will take.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:44,
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A "Harvest Festival"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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When will there be one... for the world
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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this logic suggest that we should keep killing people until the transplant waiting list has been abolished
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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We should all have a clone of ourselves at home so we can harvest organs if we need them
It would be like that really shit movie.
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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Space Pirates?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:58,
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if you say so
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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kill bum
person bumhole
people bumholes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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A finger up the bum is worth two in the hole
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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I'm happy to kill innocent people simply for lolz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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*signs up for newsletter*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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newsletter bumhole
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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Finally. A newsletter that doesn't contain Kunt & The Gang.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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I was hoping they'd be killed in the first issue :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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No One is Innocent
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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Not even those smoothie guys?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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smoothie bumhole
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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Could I ask you to stop this, please?
It is not your best work.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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work bumhole
ok
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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NEVER STOP SHITPANTS!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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I FUCKING OWN IT THAT'S WHY IN 2013 FUCK YOU BUMHOLE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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YEAH YOU FUCKING DO!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:58,
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FREE THE HERMAN'S HERMITS ONE!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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Depends when you ask me.
Some days, I could quite cheerfully stove in the head of any number of 'innocent' people, merely because their very presence irritates the fuck out of me.
Today, not so much.
I'm waiting for the first 'the needs of the many' reference.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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There's a bloke like that here.
On the rare occasion he's in the office it's never to do anything that has anything to do with me but his mere presence gets my blood up.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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What do we know about the other people
what if one of the dozen is a serial killer, so by saving their life you would inadvertently kill many others...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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I turned out the one who got killed was close to finding a cure for cancer and all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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bumhole cancer?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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Deadly bumhole cancer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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That Battered is a right bastard
now he has condemned us all to deadly bumhole cancer just to fulfil his sick murder fantasies
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:00,
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The tastiest of all the cleft cancers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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I'd kill a dozen innocent people to save one John Venables/Myra Hindey/Maxine Car/Fred West
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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Wow you really hate your children
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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In fairness, I think we all do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:07,
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I don't know,
I'm quite fond of young Skeletor.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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I prefer young Nausicaa
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:19,
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if ever a strikethrough opp cried out for BUMHOLE
then this is it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:23,
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f ever a strikethrough opp
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:26,
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I kill you!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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There was this show that was well good called "Crisis Command" or something like that,
where you had to make descions that esculated, like you'd start off with a plane thats lost contact, and then it'll turn out that terrorists have the plan, then they crash it into the houses of parliment, and then that collapses the thames into the tube network.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:59,
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Just caught a bit of the local radio news.
Picture a really thick-sounding Bristolian accent, complaining "They're treating us like we're some kind of idiots. Yeah, some of us are, but some of us ain't"
Insightful, I'm sure you'll agree.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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MASSIVE CLANGER!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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actual guffaw
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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I'd kill someone for merely blocking the pavement at a bus stop and fixing me with a bovine stare as they do so.
So in essence, yes.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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I'd kill six million of the cunts if it gave me some more of the old 'lebensraum'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:11,
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Don't forget the Gypsies and Russians.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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Not to mention the flids and queers
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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Cher's follow up zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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They shut down though.
You'll have to make do with Ikea.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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I'd kill this thread if I thought it might mean saving a dozen people from fucking off to find something else to do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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The BUMHOLE thread did a reasonable job of killing it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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What even me?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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