I've got a high pitched noise in my ear, can you hear that?
alt: Can you negotiate or do you crumble like Monty's septum?

altalt: In what year would you like to "own it"?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:54, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oh, it's gone now
as you were
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)

B3th please delete this shit thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)

delete this shit thread touch my bumhole with your flipper
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)

officelol for no readily explicable reason

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

it's so hot here Kroney I have sweaty hands
I know what it feels like to be "internet"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

My heels are sweaty but every time I take my shoes off
I get the piss taken out of me :(
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

? why

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

As an underground dweller, Kroney's feet have evolved for digging.
They look odd to the rest of us.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Nails like pickaxes?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Who's laughing at my sandals now, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Ah yeah, I think Nakers was and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

There's a queue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

do you not have to wear proper shoes for when you go into the warehouse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Why on earth would I want to go into the warehouse?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

i dunno, to check on the windows I suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

No windows for the plebs here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

HAHA LOOK EVERYONE...OLD NO SHOES HAS TAKEN HIS SHOES OFF AGAIN!!
HAHAHAHA
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Thanks for stirring up painful memories, Two Hats :(

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I can hear it, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Huh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Buh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

SAY IT AGAIN!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

lul

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I've heard that's the sound of your ear cells dying

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

It sounds like ear AIDs
alt: I'm a buyer what do you think?
Alt:alt: every year
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

poor old prossie can hardly keep themsleves in crack without you forcing the price down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Well a prossie without a crack
wouldn't be good for business
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)

no
alt yes
altalt 2013/14/dont care

boring
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

are you having a down day babykins?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

bit hot innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

it's like he has put almost no effort into this thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

i know. at least you tried earlier.
AND FAILED MASSIVELY.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)

\o/
I think
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)

backhanded compliment or something

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

LUFFA B. AT HIS USUAL SHITFUCKTARD BEST. ... FACTS, SMACTS. ... TIDE GOES IN, TIDE GOES SIDEWAYS, WHO KNOWS WHY !!!

( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Alt: negotiating is tawdry and cheap, haggling over money is common and crass and the preserve of Arabs and Jews and used car dealers from Canvey Island.
Yeuch.


/has no money
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I'll give you £2000 for your flat, cash

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

anyone know how to make blue text black on the internet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

great thanks. just changed #51616a to #190707 and its done
thanks again
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

*makes your brown eyes blue*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)

they're 'hazel' mofo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

^Ginger eyes^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

'hazel' is desirable, ginger ain't so much

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Apart from your 'electric copper' locks, which are.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Set your monitor to black and white
or your theme to "Windows High Contrast"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

fuck this im turning the monitor settings to off
now iu chucjubn iwb ub
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Take Monty's cock out of your mouth

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

1. print screen
2. write over the top in black
3. sellotape printed page over monitor
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

10. Print 'Monty is a cunt'
20. Go to 10.
Run
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

13. OWN IT#

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

YOU OWN IT EVERY YEAR!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I've decided you're dull and should fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

FINE I WILL THEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Cheerio

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Ha ha not really. I'm staying for ages.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I see Milton Keynes is bringing the best out of you
Hey weepee looks like you just got out in time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23975289
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Keuhne and Nagel have always been crap anyway.
Bunch of lazy shits.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

PJ's kids delivered to your pub?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I didn't know he had kids.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

He pays for them, they do resemble the Nigerian milkman for some reason

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Who knows eh?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I’m sure it’s nothing more than a coincidence

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

who is?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

You.
Lady pigs mum is here hoovering, it's irritating, I wanna watch TV
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

you're blowing hot then cold
I dunnon where I stand
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I'd like it best if you stood on the nearest railway line for a bit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

you see, this is getting cooler again :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Could go either way here, Nakers
He may divert the train towards you to save five others, he may not...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Have you considered
Stripping to just your pants... and starting to drink heavily. I can recommend that this course of action
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Funnily enough, this is precisely my plan for when I get home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I'd drink heavily if I lived in zzzzzz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Nope
alt: I haggled a bit on my flat, not on the agent's commission though which I recently learned I probably should have done.

Speaking of, Monty's flat reveal prompted me to have a zoopla at my area and apparently the flat above mine - same layout, some sloping ceilings, extra flight of stairs to get to - is up for about £40k more than I paid for mine. Which is nice.

altalt: 2033 (see alt).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

haha
metro.co.uk/2013/09/05/good-samaritan-saves-reddit-user-from-parking-ticket-in-california-3951262/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Lies on the Internet

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

anyone that signs something "citizen of earth" should eb castrated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

YER CUT IZ EB OFF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Oh yeah, 98% on the wiring regs exam.
Boom.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

IEE Regs?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

It's IET now.
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I don't really get involved with that side of things
last time I had anything to do with Electrical supplies was in the 90's and it was IEE then
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

It only changed like a year ago.
Give me a job.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

We don't have an electrical division
And I'm sure that there is a no ginger policy in place
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Well fuck you then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

:o
well really, I'm not in HR
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Nor do you have a university education.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I have both feet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I have half a golf swing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

You've stolen kroneys car?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Phones Home

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

worst film EVER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Well Done!
100% would have been better, but nobody's perfect, even you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I need a job Frog,
But I can't be arsed to sort out my CV
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Just go to a site and engage in 'banter'.
Join in the work, at the end of the week complain you haven't been paid and you need it as your mortgage is due or something, suddenly you're employed.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

pretty sure that 2% kill you, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Is that a threat?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

against you? Heasvens no...you've got previous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Gurn. Fackin do im.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Well done lad

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Come, bye!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

They'll have marked you down for an errant apostrophe

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I'll be honest, this course has not instilled any confidence in the electrician trade in me.
One guy I'm on the course with is barely scraping passes and admitted that he only got 30 out of 60 questions done with 15 minutes left, and just blind guessed the last half. He passed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I think he rewired my house

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

house bumhole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Speaking of wired.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I have had too much coffee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Knowing how sites work you get levels of sparkies
He will be the low paid one that just runs cables, and the proper sparky will do the connections
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

you wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Unfortunately he also did the same with his gas course apparently and is going self employed.
Got his own van and all sorts .

He'll be on rogue traders by the end of the year.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Fucking hell
I'm really glad that to be CORGI registered you have to have a proficiency test.........Wait no...no you don't
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Gas safe now.
Showing your age calling it Corgi.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I try negotiating for most stuff, yes.
Surprising how many people fold.
Altalt, own what? A bumhole/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

would you negotiate to try and prevent more atrocities in Syria or just let the ragheads kill each other?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I'm not involved, so my input would mean zilch.
It's going to be outside influence though to force regime change, by the YAnks, and the Yids.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Nakers! You've finally won qotw!
Well, not won, y'know. But still...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Maybe next week eh?
I thought Albert had flounced?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

No one ever flounces forever though, do they

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

bert hasn't come back in a while...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

wait isn't Steve French Bert?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

No, that's Bobby, you prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)

you the
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Hasn't he...?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)