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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hartley, I can't stress this enough
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:08, 458 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
OH GOD I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THIS TIME !!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Hey, no need to thank me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Thanks man, I wasn't concentrating because Space Jam was on at the pictures and Uncle Kev have stumpy fingers nayway.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
You'll know next time!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Only if the rohypnol hasn't kicked in !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
In other news. I've stuffed up. It's next Thursday that a mate is coming from Oxford, not tonight.
I wish I'd worked this out before I'd cooked a curry. Mind you, can always freeze it.
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Have you not spoke to this friend at any point today?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Just now.

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Oy Veh!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Nobody except you (not even your 'mate') cares.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)
How was it having a holiday by yourself?

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I wasn't by myself, but thanks for asking.
How is it, you know, drinking yourself to sleep every night and then waking up in the morning with a soaking wet pillow from weeping in your sleep because even your dreams are lonely and depressed?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
I've no idea. What has been good though is starting to have micro stay overnight. That's been great.

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That's it, champ!
Keep up a brave face even though you're lying to yourself and a bunch of internetters!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)
How's your blog doing?

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it's dead.
Just like your fashion sense.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Yep. I do have no fashion sense. Nor do I give a shit.

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STRIKETHROUGH A INSERT I!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
^ top comedy here ^

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speaking of comedy
Are you wearing your tasselled loafers?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
We look out for each other on here, don't we?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)
No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I should fucking hope not.

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We don't even have to try, it's always a good time here. #wooohhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
haha yeah
Tekkers
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Alright Chris AND OR frank AND OR Dave ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Exchange trips are holidays on your own.
I'll bet Christophe Pisstorf can't wait to visit 'the north' in 6 months time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
He won't be thanking you when his missus 'pulls a Bobbit'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
I feel a bit sick, I ate a load of chicken and a muffin.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Fat whore.
Look at yourself.

You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Come on now. I had vegetables too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
A veg cup a soup doesn't count towards your 5 a day

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
I have done some actual proper cooking since you told me off the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
If you think that was a telling off...
Im starved. Week 4 of eating nought but fruit through the day and a meal at night.
Think I've lost a bit weight like.

All so when I go home to Newcastle next week, people don;t say "you look well" ie; put on weight.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Yeah I had the looking well thing.
That is what prompted me to start tcycling again. I've lost half a stone which is good. I can't stick to diets so burning it off with exercise seems to be the way for me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I don't see whats wrong with fags and red-bull, or 'coffee' if you're an adult.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Are you a bit of a bloater?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I'm bubbly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)
'Great personality'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
It's more the fact that he has a serious bowel thing going on,
And all of those things fuck with your guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Tru dat playa

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Stopped smoking last year
Except a bit of herb on the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)
One of your five, that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I Ent had a 'proper' fag for a week now.
E-cigs are the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I've got some of those, but keep forgetting to charge them up.

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My latest one is the best yet, but the battery is dodgy. Good though.
Plus you refill it with liquid and can experiment with flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I bought ones called Sky Cigs.
No idea if others are better or worse.
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I've got one of those, mine has the catchy name
'The Totally Wicked Tornado Tank'

I've had it a few months - I next to never use it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Great name.
Mine is quite similar to that one.
'Tru-vape', I'm not missing real one at all, which has surprised me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Cheaper as well aren't they?

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About £25. I got a couple for the spare battery.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
What bollocks is going on here then?
It's going to piss down tomorrow on the rare day I'm off to see the cricket.

The weather is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Is that why you're disappointed?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
I've been disappointed for nearly 9 years, checking the profile
I was quite looking forward to a day at the cricket though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Surely there's a pub nearby with Sky sports?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Not quite the point
Cricket doesn't happen when it rains. I was going to Headingley to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
That's a shame for you.
Especially that you might not get to see Kent's finest spinner James Tredwell in action.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
He seems pretty good
But then, so did tattoed one delivery oaf Jade Dernbach once upon a time.

We've got the best spinner in the world. And then....? Pissing on bouncers does not guarantee a place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Dernbach has a good slower ball, and a wayward useless stock delivery. I don't like him.
That Panesar story was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Seen him a few times
Not enough tricks.

Monty was fucking superb at his best, but his head is out of it now.

Kerrigan? Laughing stock at the moment but he's better than he showed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Never seen Kerrigan, thought he was a bit hard done by.
Surprised Ollie Rayners name never seems to come up.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Don't know him at all
Other one I've just thought of is an Asian lad - Marouf - played for Notts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Middlesex. Bats a bit too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
So you'te DISSAPPOINTED right?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)
None of the grammatical or spelling errors above can be attributed to me

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Alright Dozer.
How's York?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Hey.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Ho.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Do you think he's still upset about yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Are you referring to the POLO SHIRT CUNT?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Which one?

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NOT YOU

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
xx

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I wouldn't want to upset someone taller than me :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Hah hah

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By all accounts you *are*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
are you ANOTHER midget?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Another one shorter than me apparently.

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No, if it was 1913 I'd be average height.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
lol m idget
have you got one eof those big heads compared to your body?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
No. Just my feet and cock.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Nah, battered and me are tight, more the dozer thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
What happened, I don't recall?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
It's on the popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Oh yer, I helped get it there.
Maybe he's taking a long hard look at himself and his failings. It was a wake up call.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Dozer has never been popular.

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S'up winders?
Any more exams or are you all done?
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Got building regs tomorrow,
But looking at the mock paper that'll be an absolute piece of piss.
How's your curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Curry looks all good to go ta. Won't eat til about half 10 - don't normally do.
I'm catching up with my plumber mate I've mentioned before next week. Can you gaz me details of what you've qualifying in, so I can be accurate when mentioning you to him, that way there may be more chance of you getting some work.
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Sure thing man.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I'd better watch BBC 2 at 9pm
'Mum and Dad are splitting up'.

Hmm. Perhaps I'll watch it on iPlayer next week...
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I shall have to miss that as I have '16 and pregnant' pencilled in.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Well you may as well start at the beginning of what is clearly the same series.

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Thank fuck for series link.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
alright sluts?
I'm in the pub with a pint of Veltins and some work to do. WHAT ARE YOU OWNING
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)
EVERYTHING. You name it, I own it.
Poland? 1939? MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)
I OWNED wrapping some presents earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
wrapping is what WAGs do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
And a few honkys as well.
Like that M&M bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
POTD.

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Has the quality been poor today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
pretty that subthread down there is the best

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Exceptionally dreadful.

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ron swansons thread had some lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
It's good there have been some new posters recently.

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Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
i'm a little bit in lo0ve with doc frog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
\o/
?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Yeah, but since my unceremonious dumping I have to do the wimmins work.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
i think we need to know more about the dumping if we are going to help

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I'm not completely ready to be ripped to shreds about that.
One day though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Windy wrote a real heart wrencher once

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
*Really* really?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
yeah, some bird took him for a complete ride/chump

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
That poor electric copper porcine.
I will tell my story at some point, but I can't laugh about it at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
bitches be trippin
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
What does /ac mean?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
i had to ask as well, you're in good company
auto correct, ie you've written it before
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Sure thing, I've done it loads of time now
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
take off your pleather jacket, those things are sweat boxes
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
You're the best BUMHOLE here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
You two need a hotel room for your Gay romance thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Auto complete, you bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
hahaha...shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
YOUR MUM!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Sofa, beer, tiny ridiculous dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

d w
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I do sometimes put them in black face.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
riwiculous?
who are you 'Arry Potter?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Pint of soda and black.
Off the sauce for a few days.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^ghey^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^shitcunt^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^prick^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^cock hungry^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
^racist^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
^ wanker ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
^ham toucher^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
^ Cock sucker mother fucker ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
^weeping discharge^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
^ Nature's tufted treasure ^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
^wee wee tapir^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
^ granny rapist ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
^MK Don^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
^Mrs Fubbs' Parlour^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
^ prolapsed ringpiece ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
^Jack Nasty Face^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
^ syphilis riddled bender ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
^child killer^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^ Alistair Campbell ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^kevin webster^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^Cupid's furrow^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^ cum-gargling monstrosity ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^Wilmott Brown^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^betamax video recorder owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^Cherie Blair's bloddy GASH ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^ scat lover ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^keeper of eggs in the fridge^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^drinker of tea with meals^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^BSB squarial purchaser^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
^ Barrymore's largest genital wart ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
^2 slice toaster owner, with no variable setting^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^ ex-boyfriend of a sex worker ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^ X-factor voter^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^Stuart Lubbock^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^ worse cook than Gonz ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
^pay as you go customer^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
^less holiday than Nakers^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
^ male sauna user ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^Jordan's 5th husband^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^ first name is Giles ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^Well done steak eater^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^gola trainer owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^Orderer of Nescafé on visit to Starbucks^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^believer of infomercials^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
^ Welsh ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
What brilliant replies, I'm touched, not in the imapproptiate way.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
You'll have to give us your top 5 replies later on.
When you've finished your pint of fizzy-piss-squash.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
this sub thread has had me weeping with laughter in the pub
it's a little awkeward if I'm honest
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Get yourself a pint of soda and black.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
This thread is up there with oils.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^ one of Monty's mums ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
^HD DVD Watcher^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
^Standard Nokia ringtone user^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
^ Playground victim of Bartleby ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
^Cotton Traders shopper^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
^NHS glasses wearer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
^Blue cross day shopper^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
^Atkins dieter^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
^bogey eater^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
^Pound store price checker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
^ Peter Tatchell ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
^Candy Crush Saga player^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
^Zune owner^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
^ covert saddle-sniffer ^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
^crumb bum^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
^ Fixie rider ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
^ Milton Keynes resident ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
^ Naker's new hiring manager ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
^Claire Rayner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
^Shellsuit wearer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
^velcro shoe owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
^ Gregg Wallace ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
^My Family box set owner^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
^ PCSO ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
^brown car owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
^ Almost as big a cunt as Al ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
^Top Gear on Dave watcher^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^Comb overer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^ Ben Needham ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^Top Gear on Dave Ja Vu watcher'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^listens to the archers^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^ Terrine chooser when there are much better things on the menu ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
^dingus^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
^Gillian Mckeith admirer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
^orange juice as a 'starter' enjoyer^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
^ Ryan Air traveller ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
^ fan of musicals ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^mobility scooter driving test failure^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^big floppy donkey dick^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^Debt consolidator^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^runner up on It's a Knockout^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^member of CAMRA^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^S Club 7 party thrower^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^Carpenters fan^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^Trip Advisor^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^ bacon hater ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^lover of sandwich spread^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
^Speed walker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Sandal and white sock wearer.
Edit, hsng on...
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
^An orange sparkle is your biggest treat ever^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^ non shed owner ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^ Emvee ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^writes into 'Points of View'^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^Own comment liker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
^ have fucking pint for fuck's sake I'm running out of ideas ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
^Roland Browning^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^looks up recipe for ice^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^pet shop boy^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^Vauxhall Cadet driver^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^worse than Nakers^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Sorry mate.
You still in the pub? (I just wanted to check you were paying attention and reading these).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
I really am, I'm trying to sort out expenses, holiday and a resignation letter...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Top tip.
Write the letter of resignation in crayon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Oh, well that's awkward I've already done mine in blood and semen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Send two.
One to your manager and one straight to HR.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
HR will print it out, trip over it and call me back asking what they are supposed to do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
^Misses Chris Moyles on Radio 1^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
^Hartleys ex bird^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
^ catholic priest ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
^Peter Kay fan^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
^ George Osbourne ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
^MW radio band listener^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
^Thinks the fridge light is always on^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^ member of The Tufty Club ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^cock doing that precum thing^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^ Janet Street-Porter's dentist ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^ menthol cigarette smoker ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^Can't believe it's not butter^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^jew^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^full fat milk drinker^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^Eco warrior^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
^ member of Boyzone ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
+ dead
This addition word manages to call him both a woofter AND a drug using lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^14" CRT television owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^ thinks Jaffa Cakes are biscuits ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^ Citroen owner ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^Dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Just like that time Gonz went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
^follows the bear^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
^Crackerjack!^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
CRACKERJACK!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Gives up, has pint.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
^peer pressure victim^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
YES!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
^slice of lemon in fizzer pop requester^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
^snooker fan^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^no wife beater^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^Needs ID to get beer^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^drink problem^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
^of black with soda^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)
^Secret lemonade drinker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
^Value swing bin bag user^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
This has to be the most random post of the night.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
^Radio 1 Roadshow fanatic^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)
^steals clothes from washing lines^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^drinks wine from a box^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^Complete set of NatWest pigs owner^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^ weak ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^ has no willpower ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
^ tragic mess ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
^Compares merekats^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
^Can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
^salad dodger^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
^Gavin, 28, Autoglass^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Best LOL of the night.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
^Loves the jobs you hate^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
^Artifical Christmas tree haver^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
^Boots Advantage points collector^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
^Ki Ora is too orangey for him^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
^coin purse user^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
^But you can call me Brian..... POUNDS!^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
^Carries boom box on shoulder^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
^Likes the swings and the climbing frame, but not the roundabout^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
^Talks to frank^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
^Decaf^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
^ Barry Scott wannabe ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
^Texts to win^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
^Designer of smoking shelters used by pub chains^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
You need to step away and have a lay down now.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I think we might need a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
^goes moo^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
TGGI!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
This Guy (or Girl) Gets It!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Simple but effective Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
^Saved money on car insurance, felt epic^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
^Likes to watch the adverts^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
^knows how much softer Ultra Lenore is^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
^Asks mum if she's seen his 'good jumper'^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
^worries when the next toilet stop is^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
^isn't sure if he had a bag with him^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)
^owns all three crazy frog albums, but never heard of Led Zeplin^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
^Is looking for the new book by Jane Austin^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
^Believes in life after love^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
^tried to put his willy in his bum and broke his willy. Twice^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^can hear the people sing^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^Asked how he could join Culture Club^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
^wants a panini but can't pronounce it^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
^Asked directions to Amarillo^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
^best friend is a paper bag. With a hole in it. Also a mouldy satsuma^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
^Deal or No Deal?^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Fuck me, it's still going on.
Bacon hater is a bit strong though. Take that back, or deletion time \o/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Who called you a bacon hater?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Just checked. It was Battered.
You need to make some allowance for him, he's having a difficult time of it at the moment.

His patio furniture got nicked a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Just showed this to someone in the pub, who wondered why I was laughing.
They read it, and looked at me a bit oddly.Don't think they understand B3TA.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
I'm not sure I understand it either if I'm being honest.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
I know I don't.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Still, its been different.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
^found marbles. They were someone else's^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
^upgraded to Lidl^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
^Prefers Norton to Wogan on Eurovision^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
^has his curry with 'half and half'^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
^confused by piece of paper with PTO on both sides^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
^1990s Dr Who film liker^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
^name badge wearer^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
^see those two houses? His is the one in the middle^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
^adds fractions onto his age^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
^found a delicious treat in his arsehole^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
^turned down by Sun Alliance Over 50s plan^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
^drinks halves, two at a time^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
^still uses a Kodak disc camera^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
+ and thought Kodak's Advantix APS system was the future of photography
when really it was a con and was just luring in people who really just needed to wait a few years for digital to become a viable financial option.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
^start a new thread Captain^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
i can't
it's too much to follow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
^failed a litmus test^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
^is just a small boy, nobody loves him^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
^Does the conga^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
^pushed pineapple, shook the tree^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
^Ah say yuh buy wun, yuh get wun free^

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
^Fred Elliott from Corrie^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
^beige lover^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Just fuck off, I'm going for food.
xx
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
^missed DFS sale^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
^Rotary washing line fancier^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
^stuck cogs on it and called it steampunk. By 'it' I mean his cock, obvs^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
^Collects swimming badges^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
^favourite member of the A-Team is Face^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
^ Thinks Street-Hawk was better than Knight Rider^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
^finds crunchy peanut butter a 'bit much'^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
thank you
I was inspired by eating smooth peanut butter for weirdly sentimental reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Did you fashion a cock out of the cardboard inner from some kitchen roll?
Now you're single again
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
it's the only way to enjoy peanut butter products

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
^thinks it was Shaggy, despite his protestations^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
^visits a 'salon'^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
^lost his heart to a starship trooper^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
^SAGA holidayer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
^Apppreciates the music of Annie Lenox^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
^could not think of a reason to switch off his TV set and do something less boring instead^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
^does not know where his towel is^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
^Went to B&Q for a Usain Bolt^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
properlol

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
^Likes to move it, move it^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
^prefers the film to the book^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
^Colin Baker was his favourite Doctor^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
^pushes an evening thread over 400 replies^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
^likes the taste of his own toenails^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)
^Daddy AND Chips^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)
^spirit animal is a mosquito^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
^said "daddy, me Snow, me I'll go blame"^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
^Licks, Boom Boom ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
^has fish and chips on a plate^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
and prefers gravy to mushy peas

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
^earth citizen^

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)
^had brain rejected by hungry zombies^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)
^owns entire set of Rock Lords^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)
^counts 'sleeps' until life events^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)
^Eats unfrozen Mr Freeze ice-pops^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)
^Proud Michael Parkinson's Parker pen owner^

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Ooooh. We have a fail.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2075463
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Well that's that ruined, well done.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)
Fuck it!

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Don't worry. No one noticed.
You're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
^'Likes' Facebook posts to save sick kids, thinks it helps^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
^Wonders how all this started^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:57, Reply)
^wonders how this all could end ^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)
^up past bedtime^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
^realises he has to be up for work on six hours^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
^longs to be close to you^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
^Takes Soda and Black to bed with him^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
^prefers a plain sponge^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
^has thoroughly enjoyed a jolly good laugh^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
^ Hopes he'll be less of a whinging little shit bag tomorrow^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:02, Reply)
^will try :)^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)
^lover of the cummerbund^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:02, Reply)
^ sighs^
merbund
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)
Moribund Cummerbund
The new sensation on the Sadcore scene
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
You should save this thread Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)
I think it's already breathing its last

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)
^is retiring, bids you both adieu^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)
^sings while going upstairs^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
^drunk on Kaliber^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
^is this still open for new entries?^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)
^Corbyn lover^

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 6 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
THE system thinks I have 29 days holiday left cos I never fill it in
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
well clearly this evening is enlightening and productive for all

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
^larper^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
too many lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Ah, it's good to laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Join in the fun. We're making history!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
explain it to me, there are too many words

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
we're insulting bear pookie, cos he's a horrible human being

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
He really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Silly insults that escalated quickly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I'm having a pint, fuck off

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Yo.
It's the best thread ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I have 'saved for offline reading'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
It truly is a superb thread.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
how many insults are there?!
I clicked the original post so the thread lives on on the pop page, you know for a week anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
You're a hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)
ITBOH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
YOU OWN IT NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
'128 replies'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
I'm trying to decide which is my favourite insult.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
I think Frog has it with
^speed walker^
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
I also liked "trip advisor"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
I'm only sad that Rory isn't here , Mr Hole. He'd have managed some corkers.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Also your Nokia ringtone one

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
The first to make me LOL was 'Kevin Webbster'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Some of those are fucking classics.
I even managed to insult myself.*prides*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

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