That's quite enough of that.
I want to hear your weekend plans.

Alt: ur bent lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:31, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck all this weekend.
What about ya?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Kid tonight, poss museum tomorrow.
Sunday I'll probably go up Golders Green and vandalise a Jewish cemetery, something like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Can I come round and have a go on the kid?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah OK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

You're a pal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

"Please daddy, I don't want to play with Stunned Le Vell anymore"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Kevin Stunster

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

The Doris is in China at the moment so I'll have to keep myself amused.
I was entertained by the text I got yesterday though, one of her colleagues tried to order pancakes in the native language and for his efforts received a bucket full of ice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

*crazychinklols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

When are you off to the States?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Not soon enough. 28th.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

The lack of birthday drinks is a shame.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Wankerchops is here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Montay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Ahh, that wankerchops.
I just assumed you'd be taking him with you. Possibly as hand luggage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Nah, I want to enjoy myself.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Ooh, sick burn.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I'll bet he was 'velly solly' when that happened!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

So ronery

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

pub crawl tomorrow afternoon, DIY and lunch on Sunday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm a storyteller, and my stories must be told.
I have many stories, tales for both the young and old.
On my many travels I have seen many faces,
many tales have I from many places.
In Russia I am Ivan, in England I am John.
In Germany I'm Johan, In Sweden I am Jan
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

shut up.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Once upon a time
Not so long ago
There was a little girl and her name was Emily
And she had a shop

There it is
It was rather an unusual shop because it didn't sell anything
You see, everything in that shop window was a thing that somebody had once lost
And Emily had found
And brought home to Bagpuss

Emily's cat Bagpuss
The most Important
The most Beautiful
The most Magical
Saggy old cloth cat in the whole wide world

Well now, one day Emily found a thing
And she brought it back to the shop
And put it down in front of Bagpuss
Who was in the shop window fast asleep as usual
But then Emily said some magic words

"Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old fat furry cat-puss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright
Be golden and light
Bagpuss, Oh hear what I sing"

And Bagpuss was wide awake
And when Bagpuss wakes up all his friends wake up too
The mice on the mouse-organ woke up and stretched
Madeleine, the rag doll
Gabriel, the toad
And last of all, Professor Yaffle, who was a very distinguished old woodpecker
He climbed down off his bookend and went to see what it was that Emily had brought
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

No he didn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Ulysses, Ulysses,
soaring through all the galaxies,
in search of Earth,
flying in to the night.

Ulysses, Ulysses,
fighting evil and tyranny,
with all his power,
and withall of his might.

Ulysses, no-one else can do the things you do.
Ulysses, like a bolt of thunder from the blue.
Ulysses, always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all.

It's me Nono small robot you know, friend of Ulysses.
It's me Nono small robot you know, friend of Ulysses.

Ulysses, no-one else can do the things you do.
Ulysses, like a bolt ofthunder from the blue.
Ulysses, always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

No he isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

He-man... And the Master of the Universe!


I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, Defender of the Secrets of Castle Greyskull.
This is Kringer, my fearless friend.


Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said: "By the Power of Greyskull!"


He-man, He-man...


I have the power!


Kringer became the mighty BattleCat and I became He-man, the most powerful man in the Universe!


Only three others share this secret...
Our friends the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms, and Orko.
Together we defend Castle Greyskull...
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Stay about from my kids!

( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
10/10 - Would lol heartily again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Second time that wasn't funny...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Yes but that's not actually true, is it?
This is a lie. You know it, we all know it.

I'm very disappointed in you. If your father was alive he'd turn in his grave.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

"were alive", surely?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

yeah what-everrrrrr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Sweet, sweet nothing
with a smattering of shopping and shit telly.

alt. True dat bruv.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

out tonight
off to see a stately home tomorrow that's been on the market for about 4 years after english heritage spunked millions doing it up. it's the only estate agent's floorplan i've ever seen with 48 bedrooms. i want to see the secret passage that they found linking the bedroom of king james the bummer to his friend/minister the duke of buckingham. then out at some bar in notting hill.

sun: gym, writing session, pub.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I'll give your client 10 grand for it and I am doing him a favour.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

haha it's not my client, i wish
it's owned by the government after they CPO'd it from a libyan businessman who neglected it for 20 years and let £10M of damage accrue. we're just going on a tour to see the house and gardens and then a massive pub lunch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I'll give you a fiver for the pub lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

it's getting on for the midlands, somewhere in northamptonshire
so that would probably buy both lunches and a packet of pork scratchings
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

OK £4.50

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

3 and 6 and a pickled egg.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

£4:50 a pint for Veltins last night
fackin robbery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I was paying over a fiver for Peroni.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

TEN GRAND AND A FIVE POUND NOTE - CRISP FROM THE CASHPOINT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I ain't getting into a bidding war.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

still polishing the sit com eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

sort of
got a seminar the following week with producers etc, so we need to choose a ten page sample
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Doing some work from home, doing some work on my home.
Have a beer or something.
Usual boring shit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

maybe go a long moody walk along the beach, with the wind tossing your hair and the rain spraying in your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I can be moody anywhere mate.
But it *does* sound romantic.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Yeah maybe play some mournful harmonica in a deserted bandstand

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

There is a deserted bandstand.......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

*litter blows in the wind*
*beached dolphin takes last breath, single tear*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

There *was* a dolphin too. Called Dave. It died too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

why does everything have to die froggy ; (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

One of these clowns is my brother-in-laws-brother. TRUFAX
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/daniel-buck-and-michael-jukes-face-292274
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

hahaha
You have a right laugh in Folkstone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

rain piss of seven large hairy German men
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

is the urine of hairy Teutonic men significantly different to say hairless chinky piss?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I don't like Chinamen

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Tastes like Soy Sauce

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I'm not suggesting that you actually like to lie down in the urinals of international gay clubs but...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Going for a drink with my dad,
He's around your age.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

around about
age bins
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Bollock off baldy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

:O
You're only calling me Baldy because I have no hair
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

no pissing in Doc Frog's face for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

YEAH
hang on, what?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

your dad was 15 when he sired you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

How'd you figure that out?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Monty is only 35.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

you're 25 Monty is 40 as is your dad
40-25 = 15
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Since when did we let the truth get in the way?
Monty is old enough to have served in WW2. On the losing side I might add.
( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

we wuz robbed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I'm 26,
And I said he was about the same age. And Monty is at least 70
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

He looks well for his age though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Visiting a mate on Saturday
Decorating and building furniture on Sunday.
Rock and/or roll.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Another fucking wedding
Seriously! When will these people learn. Marriage should be punishment for crimes where prison isn't seen as enough.
( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

^upset Jethro^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

YES!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Camberwell Carrot lols.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I'm shopping for the mrs' birthday present tomorrow morning and on Sunday I'm watching the Hand Egg around a friends house.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

what are you gonna get her?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

A necklace that she wants from Tiffanys

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Breakfast might be cheaper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I'll be giving Mrs Al a hot sausage first thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

he lives in barnet
he means elizabeth duke for argos
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Well I say, what about
A necklace from Tiffanys?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I said, I think that, you're paying for the box.


Edit: or bag. Either way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

NO STRIPPER CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

you don't ever get the box with strippers
that's the point.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

i wouldn't know
but i will take your word for it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

That tends to be the minor distinction between "stripper" and "hooker"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

greyest of all the grey lines

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

she said she thinks she remembers the film

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
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You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
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Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghouys of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
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To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
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And not forgetting a ghost script,
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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

never seen it soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Working overtime (again)
Travel to Yorkshire (again)
Drink beer (again)
Go to 90th birthday party
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I thought you already lived in the north?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I've lioved here all my life
However, there is quiot a liot of the Niorth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

*pamayreslols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Spark a fucking fat ass blunt and fuck fat ass bitches then smash people's heads in.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

So, browsing the internet in your pants then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
And having peanut butter and anchovies on toast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I love anchovies and I hate peanut butter.
Imagine that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

i love peanut butter and hate anchovies
one of us is Wrong. i think it's you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

It's about food. It's pretty likely to be you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

She's a vegetable.
Sorry, vegetarian.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

carrot innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

feck orf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

that's my point.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

yeah', but the only reason i'd be wearing pants is because when you get skidmarks on the couch, it won't fit in the washing machine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Gonz. Women want him, men want to be him.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

depends if it's a low or high number of fags in the house day for Gonz, I expect.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I totally forgot, today is a Doctor Day, that spices things up a bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Wow.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

quite so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

i know, what an enormous picture that i can'tt see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

i've got a free meal in a restaurant to claim
all because i did some complaining
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Hi Chompy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

oooh burn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

^winning at life^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Have the pizza.
It's tradition.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I bet there won't be any spit/phlegm/cum in it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

definitely not.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

You complaines about a restaurant so they gave you the opportunity to eat at the same restaurant again?
Beware the chef's 'special sauce'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Yeh right, free meal
look out for the MARR sause.
( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

REVEALING MY SECRET IDENTITY
(RonSwanson, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I am on the edge of my seat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

that's only because the middle is broken though, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Nah there's a dorty feckin skidmark on it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Gonz been round again?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

he said skid mark
not apocalyptic tsunami of shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Morning Twoey
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1998513#post1998515
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Anthea Turner?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

A cunt?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Swan Ronson?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Something something Family Guy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

....some kind of palsy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Bells

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

NO WHISKEY CHAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

There's no "e" in whisky.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

But there is in whiskey

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

You really are a provincial oaf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

It's pronounced 'scone'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)

That has e additives.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

alright Bert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

fingers crossed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

crossed in his sister
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

oh well, cancel everyone's plans then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Fuck off back to the comic convention Matt

( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

This thread is rubbish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

agreed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

It's your thread, mofo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I've slashed my seat in disgust.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

+ on
ac/ Stunned
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

David Holmes lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I love lamp

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

+ito

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

i miss her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

just because you're both sisters of the Chompster school of love

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

*right hooks*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

SHE WAS A STRIPPER NOT A HOOKER ALRIAGHT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Nice PUNCH line

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Don't geddit. Bet it's hilarious though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Glad to help
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1973553
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Bit creepy that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Fuck this. I am going for a drink.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I'm enjoying Sanpellegrino Blood Orange

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Looks like I'll be done by about 1.
Gonna be in the pub no later than 3.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

wel jel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Was going to be in Greenwich tonight for a pub crawl but I cancelled because my ex will be there.
So now absolutely no plans except write a very sarcastic email to a debt collection agency.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)