southerners don't do chip shop chips properly
you need to go to yorkshire for that, lad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:58, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Northerners run my local chippy.
I don't go there because of this.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

i suspect you don't really know what a northerner is
you probably include the ghastly midlands in there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I was born in Chester. Is that North?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

that actually gives you a fair amount of credibility
although i suspect you were hatched rather than born
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Well, that's where the lab was.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Credibility?
It just makes him a scouser with ideas above his station.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)

i think chester is just about far enough away from the cancer that is liverpool

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:04, Reply)

YOU THINK WRONG

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

It really isn't.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Given that I moved sSouth before I was one, I wouldn't say I was in any way Northern.
Apart from the fact I moan alot.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Can you believe they don't even do scraps?
Poncey southern bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)

it's just not the same

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I though that was what the povvo's bought.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)

There are very few proper chippies anywhere, north or south
only a few use dripping, for a start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

NO OIL CHAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

SMOKE POINT CHARLIE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

The Little Fish and Chip Shop, Sandgate.
Crinkle cut chips.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

time was that every street corner in yorkshire had a lovely chippie
not any more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Deep fat fryers are only sold in the North, so I've heard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)

My gran used to use lard (I think) when making chips.
When her chip pan cooled down, it solidified in a big white lump. You couldn't move the basket at all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)

would probably be dripping
not lard. lard makes everything taste and smell of rendered pig.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:04, Reply)

this image should make frog choose a different lunch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

My Nan used lard too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Cor
*rubs thighs*
( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I make the best chips in the world, true story, they're fucking stunning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

This ^^
I will be getting some chippy chips at some point when Im home a week today.

Am getting MOOOOORTAL pet.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

"Eee y'need fat'nin' up, wor Jayse"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Thought you only ate fruit, Fruit?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I diet through the week.
it's mainly for going home anyway so nobody says Ive put on weight. Not seen my friends from home for a year!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Y'know you'd think the Irish would do chips
But in Cork 'city' there's about three chippies (or 'chippers' as the dreadful potato wogs call them) and they're all shite. Well one's alright, but they put your food in a pizza box. A PIZZA BOX.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)

What size?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

About yay big

( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I wouldn't stand for that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Yeah I weren't impressed

( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Fucking Pizza Box. Amateurs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

They do potato pies too

( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)