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Early evening still at work, all the Placids have gone home thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:12, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
How are you Mr Boyce?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Miserable as sin.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Why so?
As previously discussed or a new bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
The former.
It's all doom and gloom and boo-hooing in the land of Boyce right about now.

More importantly how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
I'm sleeping for most of the day. It's like being b3th, but without the pensioner.
So it's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)
you can get signed off work for that I heard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Wicked!
Imma train up as a surgeon on the sly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)
What's the easiest way to get the ability to write prescriptions?
Cus you've never seen a poor man who has that ability.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
You should totally do that.
Go and speak to HR tomorrow and say, 'My friend from the Internet, Monty Boyce, is having a time of it at the moment, he won't get signed off however, so as a friend of his, I'd like to take 6 weeks leave on full pay.'

They'll be foolish to turn that down.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)
The best thing is, the police won't even investigate!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
I'm getting pissed off with the ceramic hob at my place.
It's crap.

I have micro this afternoon & she isn't well.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
+ done
Hoblolz
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:22, Reply)
gas is the only hob option that should be allowed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
My mother had a halogen one, that was shite and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Rental place innit. When I buy somewhere next year I'll have gas put in if it's not there already.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
+ Then invite Gonz round to make sure it's working properly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
This could be a Jew joke or a cooking joke. It's the joke that keeps on giving.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)
Why thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I'm at home sipping on my first cold beer
If that's any help to you at all Moncey
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
It's what I've come to expect from the likes of you, 'Mayor McCheese'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
and....and get this
One of my other copies of "The good, the bad and the weird" has English subtitles, life is sweet Monts....life is sweet indeed \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
You can burn me off a copy and post it then.
Thanks, Cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Even better I will down at the very latest by the end of may 2014
I will bring you a whole pile of movies and that bottle of gin I have down the cellar for you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
That sounds like a splendid idea

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Wifes Birthday end of May and the sons 16th at the start of May so they both want to go to London
to do some shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Pack them off to 'a show' and get on the lash.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I will there on a Saturday Morning and going back on Sunday night
So I'm sure I can piss off for a few hours Sat. night for a couple of beers.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Not sure if we will be booking The Blakemore at Bayswater or the Megaro Hotel apartments facing he basket ball courts
on Argyle Square close to Kings Cross
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
You should avoid gin.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Pah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Oh god there's beer in the flat isn't there
I'm never getting that early start tomorrow now, damn you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I'm going home. Now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Yeah, but you'll probably post something from the train.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I already have dear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)
Someone's put a sign up in the next room that reads
There's no i in teaim

Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Kill them. Kill them all.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
It's legal to do that right?
I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
You are duty bound to write underneath
'yes but there are three in 'I am going to kill you'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Underneath is a picture they've put up of inspirational messages and shit :(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Print off and laminate an A2 goatse and put it on top of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
The lamination is in case it causes a flurry of tumescence amongst these corporate wankers leading to an en masse spunkathon

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
That's correct, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Hands up who counted the 'i's there.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
I can't remember but I think it was Chompy, who put a picture of a sign someone left on their works fridge once
That was quite good but I can't be arsed to search for it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Cheers man, that's made my day

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
For you Theo anything

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
"there is meat, though and I will hunt down every last one of you"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
They're spanish so they'd probably blockade me in :(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I just got fifty quid knocked off my Virgin Media bill for referring a friend!
That's fifty notes more to be spent in Newcastle this weekend!

Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
You could buy a house in the north east for fifty quid.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I ent moving up to that hole again!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Mt Boyce, please settle an argument.
Are elves and fairies a different species? Or is an elf a type of fairy? I'm sure you'll know.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
faeries

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Fucking hell, this will end well

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I think he's killed himself.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
6pm innit he's doing a placid

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)
I think he means Monce

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Not in my top ten Scandinavian islands, soz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
The answer is yes, you are an epic spanner.
I'm glad I could help clear this up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
I want to cheer you up Monty.
Like the French chick in Amelie, I want to bring happiness to my fellow human beings.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
ha! obviously they are
elves are an individual elder race and Faeries are magical creatures from the fey lands. Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
There's a cut-off date for code changes to our next release tonight
and a couple of spastics are still arguing over whether one of my changes is important enough to be shoe-horned in at this late date. So I'm still at my desk until they decide.

I did think about buggering off at 5 but that didn't seem terribly professional, so instead I'm browsing for London events this week, see if there's anything interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Set fire to their desks

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Anyone know when life gets alright again?
I think I remember it being ok at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)
It's what you make of it really.
Something's a bit shit, change it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
That's what got me into this mess!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
^ Oliver Hardy ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Change it again then :)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Yeah, he may get The Glow of Love

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Is that J-Lo's new perfume?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Change did a track with Luther Van Dross called "The Glow of Love"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMOJvKD_26I

Still one of my Fav. Luther songs
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Then I might be forced to alter my fun and upbeat persona.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Greetin'-faced hoor.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Bent cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Yeah what a wanker, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
I was talking about you, KC and the Sunshine Bus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
SO WAS I \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
anyway I think that Porcupine punany has fucked off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
All these name changes are fucking with my vibe, man

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Blame Nakers, I do even if it aint his fault

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
oh that's genius

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Hello.
I'm a little worried, monce.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Oh dead Winders, what's the matter?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
He's done fucked off Weepee, dropped us like last night meal at a 10:30am toilet break
WHATSAMATTER *Ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Christ, listen to us.
It's like the Loose Women Christmas party at ten past closing here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
*Nods sympathetically and reaches for another bottle of rose wine*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Mind that Carol McGiffin can knock em back
Shes's going straight from Celeb Big bro to rehab
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Right I'm off out for dinner
Laters all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
+ with the ex

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Home to a flooded kitchen YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
See. We all said there were reasons to be cheerful!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)
My life is the gift that keeps on giving.
Bloo bloo etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Well you lurching from one disaster to another
is cheering me up. And I wasn't even feeling low.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Every cloud.....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Has a pewter-hued lining.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Kitchen/Swimming pool
You'll be the envy of all your pals.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
It's not deep enough :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Perfect for HH - with his shallow attitude to marriage.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
You need to say this when he's here...
after cheating on his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
But enough about YM
Have to admit it's a perfect metaphor for your misery.
A shallow wading pool.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
*throws mop*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
it's me bobby, new laptop, new account.
What's cracking crackers?
(RonSwanson, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)
No idea hu you are soz

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

just some twat.
(RonSwanson, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Welcome back!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
That was the big reveal?
Bit disappointing.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)
It was no Who Shot JR?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Who is bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Long time poster, arsonist, lunchy of build and former weed salesman.
Answers to a variety of names, including Turd.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
The fat one in the ghostbusters pic I think

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
I mean, don't get me wrong, I've nothing against bobby
Perhaps if he hadn't been posting under his other account recently and had been away for much longer and was, y'know, a bit more popular in the first place, it might've been a bit more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Well, *I've* never heard of him, so he can't be that good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)
NOW MY COOKER HAS SET ON FIRE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
I'm just waiting for your cat to have done a whoopsie on the carpet and I'll shout 'BINGO!'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)
This is a fucking shit day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Poo Reed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Kind of needs to do this to heat food...
HTH xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
HAR HAR HAR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Who shall we talk about now they're not here?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Who's not here?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
You should start a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)

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