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So which B3tan do you think will have the most successful career in the long term?Based on a combination of job satisfaction and financial success
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:23,
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define successjob satisfaction? salary? not dying of a heart attack and ulcers before the age of 40? being famous?
sloppy thread starting!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:25,
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All those who remember the Battered, they won't what they've seen. (, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Depends on how you measure success(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:25,
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:( bully(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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Course you have, sweetheart. Are you posting from Pakistan or Niger?
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My desk. This fucking restructure is dull. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:28,
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The bottom line with me is that I work to live my life, not live my life to workI work long hours but it only takes me 15 Mins to drive home, as long as I can afford the little pleasure in life I'm content
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:28,
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well that and all, OBVS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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I'm to tight to pay for sexbut thanks for the offer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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Plus you've got exes thowing themselves at you all the time(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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Yes TuiB the same way you have all them record labels throwing themselves at you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:32,
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I enjoy a very close relationship with my record label.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:36,
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Having all the unused record labels in the same room is not a close relationship(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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AA definitely that boy is on the fast track mark my words(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:28,
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Pretty difficult, thatthe two aren't mutually exclusive but they are very close to being.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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How are you defining job satisfaction and financial success?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:33,
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being able to leave at 4:30 and have enough change for a can of K cider and some weed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:34,
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Well this is my point, we all measure these things in our own terms.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:35,
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Shaggys lessszzzzzzzzzz(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:36,
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I dunno, I think 'hanging about on here all day when you're meant to be working' pretty much disqualifies all of us from ever achieving true success(
Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:36,
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If everyone was truly satisfied in their work they wouldn't be posting either.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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Jobs are shit anywayWe should all become authors, piss about 'writing' all day, get drunk, die early
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:39,
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I wish Stephen King would hurry up and do the last bit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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I read the Dark Tower lotI enjoyed them! Up until he inserted himself into the books as 'god' and started this weird diary section where he apologised for being a drunk?
Self indulgent twat
Mind you, wish I could pound out shite and be rich
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:41,
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i liked his recent time travel/JFK/non-horror onethat was good
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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I've only read them and one about some lady being tied up for bondage and her lover dyingThat wasnt great
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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Gerald's Game (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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Yes, look a few lines down(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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well really :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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I heard your mum loves a bit of dark towerIN HER ARSE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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Yes my mother loves black penises in her bottom, what of it(
Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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I gave up on reading his new stuff, ever since I tried to read "Gerald's Game""The Stand" is one of my all time favourite reads
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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Im holding out hope for his sequel to 'The Shining'(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:06,
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No, you are doing it all wrongThe fact that most of us get paid to be on here all day means WE WIN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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Yeah I guess I'm being paid for this shit I'm writingTake THAT rich company owner
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:39,
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I'm viewing it as a positive in work satisfactionThat I can piss about online, and make money for work.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:38,
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More down to working in London and living in a shithole town I think,(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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how old are you?i pictured about 35, based on your cynicism
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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Are there any mums about here?Being a mum is a full time career and is the most rewarding job in the world.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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Two people in prison, one goes to the other "We're gonna play Mummy and Daddy, would you like to be mummy or daddy?..........Ok, come and suck mummy's cock".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:41,
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you missed out the middle section you spastic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:44,
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'you middle out the middle section you spastic'Sorry WHO spastic?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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what are you on about you senile old goat?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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Ninja(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:07,
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I don't know the middle section =(I'M A VERY BUSY IMPORTANT PERSON DOING VERY IMPORTANT WORK, I DONT HAVE TIME FOR FRIVLIOUS INTERNET ACTIVITIES SUCH AS "GETTING THINGS RIGHT".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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it's also, boring, frustrating, repetitive etclike all jobs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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Like anyone would admit that with you aroundyou'll just be hitting on them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:38,
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I'd do things to Katie Hopkins that no other man would do again.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:51,
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I have a piece of really moist banana cake does that count for or against?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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it really is, I'm not sure I've had it before, but Mrs Bumhole knocked one up on Sunday with the old bananas we had(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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I wouldn't mind knocking one up Mrs Bumhole with my old banana , like she's never had it before.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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I can't make any promises mate, I've shagged a witch and lived to tell the tale.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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ooooh, the story begins to unfoldlike the multi-flaps of Monty's mums
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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yeah well I've shagged a storm caller and lived to tell the taleain't nothing special
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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behind the bins outside croydon undergroundshe's good, bit firm on the grip and she could do with scraping off her calluses, but alright. 7/10
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:58,
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I bought her an ice lolly and she skipped all the way homeSo yeah, a+++ satisifed customer
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:00,
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Here's one for Swipey and Tangleshttps://uk-offers.timeout.com/deals/vegfest
I'm not going to lie, it looks a bit shit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:38,
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She can pay for the pizza then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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nahif your wife's to be believed, you've actually had sex before in your life, so it just wouldn't be the same
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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Oddly I have found the most satisfying jobs are often the ones that pay the leastI really used to enjoy barwork but its not exactly big bucks
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No. Lady pigs dad rang me this morning with *urgent need of help* when actually it was a bullshit email problem, so I've wasted a 2 hour round trip when I need to be job hunting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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You should just get yourselfA transit van, then you can write ELEKTRIKCAN on the side.
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I'm getting the word........nonce.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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