Well Friday the 13th are you all quaking under your desks and applying chin straps to your tin foil hats?
Superstitions do you have any? I don’t walk under ladders

Alt: Fashion do’s and don’ts I spotted this and agreed with almost all of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24019737
Is there something fashion wise that really pisses you off?

Alt:alt: I’m being all alternative and having my chicken Thursday today, what are you doing today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:49, 160 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yes, because I am a medieval peasant.
Not really, of course not. What do you think I am, a fucking medieval peasant?

Alt: Fogleism
Altalt: Sobering up, hopefully
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)

When will you learn that meeting up with Stunned on a school night will never end well

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Were we drunk last night dear?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

No, I got up at four and started drinking.
What do you think, you retard?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I did suspect this actually.
Someone sounds a grumpypants.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

superstitions, are on the same level as religion.
About to eat black pudding, it's brunch cos I've been up since earlies.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Every day is chicken thursday to a stud like you HH
but tell me, will it be home fried or KFC? I hear they have an ex-press checkout
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Ex-cellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Well I'm in an EXcellent mood, so I'm not going to raise to the bait

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I'm ex-tremely pleased to hear it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Paraskevidekatriaphobia
Is the word of the day, and yes I had to double check I had the right word
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Bird

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)

yes sexy
*comes tottering in, in high heels stockings and suspenders*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

*Wolf whistles*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Fucking hell, Stunned scrubs up well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Also going back to the fasinating facts from yesterday
I believe the fear of walking under ladders stems back from when people were hanged from ladders.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Or common sense that something may drop on your head

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Conversely, I believe it 'stems back from'* it being potentially hazardous to walk under ladders


*not English but hey ho
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Hey its early boycie
I did read back the sentence but couldn't be arsed to change it. And while I agree that things can be dropped on your head the superstition derives from the hanging thing.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that, as with most superstitions, it harks back to that age old problem of people being fucking idiots.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Well I'm glad we both agree that things can be dropped on your head.
An anvil, hopefully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Beep beep

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Yer, it could injure you OR as we say MARr you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Walking under ladders is just a bad idea as people tend to drop stuff off them
usually tools, paint and other crap you don't really need as headgear.

alt: People who clearly don't have working mirrors, or friends, either of which would have told them "you look like shit/a prostitute/a shed, wear something else"

altalt: working :(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I always look both ways before crossing the road.
Alt: When you are as effortlessly stylish as I am, you don't concern yourself with rules.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Alt: lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

alt: I bet even Dozer takes fashion advice from you TuiB

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

You can't advise on this sort of thing.
You either have it or you don't.
It's clear from all of Dozer's sartorial rules that he does not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

tangledupincornflowerblue

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I'm Not superstitious, but I probably am a bit OCD. Certain things must be done in a certain way.
Alt: Skinny jeans. Those 'caramel'/'dog shit brown' trousers people seem to fucking love. Polo shirt cunts.

Alt:alt: Not having chips. Pissing about with our website for work. Selling loads of stuff, gettin' bitches, gettin' paid.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)

What's wrong with skinny jeans?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

when you're a fat bender like Doc F here, they don't look good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

THIS JUST ISN'T TRUE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Ah yeah, I forget that not everyone has the svelte figure to carry it off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Hipster shite

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Which pound do you get your bitches from?
Are they sterilised?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I just steal them, so I dunno their medical history. Doesn't matter though, as I just put them in a bin bag and throw them in the canal.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I don't get fashion, as many will testify.
I remember flicking through a copy of Vogue a girlfriend had (OK - I bought deliberately for my boyfriend), that opened with "You can breathe a sigh of relief, girls - grunge is over!", and thinking to myself, "If you didn't like it ... why did you do it?"

I don't get who says what this season's ins and outs are, what authority they have, or why people obey them.

And don't get me started on oh fuck it I think I'm still drunk
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Still prefer the 1940's private dick look eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

At the moment I'm rocking a Reverend Zombie's House Of Voodoo t-shirt, leather jacket
and skinny jeans, with an increasingly laughable amount of silver jewellery.

I think I might start a pub rock band.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

the 1940's private
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Oh for crying out loud, why did I click on that link?
'Leaving strategic buttons undone shows the button holes on your suit or shirt are functional and what you're wearing is good quality.

"With cheaper clothes often buttons are sewn on but don't actually work."

I always like to send out a subtle message that I have real buttons that work, it's an indicator that I've spent a lot on my clothes. For the same reason I always leave my shoelaces untied because it shows I have expensive shoes with real laces. Cheap shoes usually have pretend laces.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I think I am likely to punch someone out today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)

easy there LL Cool J

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Why are you so mardy today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah Mince! Surely you should be (oh HO) vendredi!!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

tres bien Reginald!"!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

*j'adores le piat d'or*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

today
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Because I'm a racist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I thought that was a cause for joy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Well it keeps me off the streets

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

You read more of it than I did,I just looked at the headings

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I always leave my nipples undone
To show off my expensive chest,

It does cause some leakage though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I spend a lot on socks, but people cant see the quality if I wear them, so I put them on my hands.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Also your wearing of the trouser on the head gets to show off your sponge bob square pants
boxer shorts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)

No, not pissed enough yet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

It shows you have real feet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah, cheap legs usually have pretend feet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I wear sandals to show off my expensive real toes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)

If you've spent good money on them, you don't want to cover them up.
This also explains the socks/sandals look. Turns out they are cheap bastards.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:31, Reply)

You just know that somewhere, Nakers is reading that and lapping it up

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

High fiving himself for having real buttons

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I just remembered when he linked this
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=have+a+bargin+on+me%2C+you%27re+welcome
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I just love how that went so epically wrong for him there.
A bit like Barters vs JMG.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post669042
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Your mum lapped up my spunk last night from a dog bowl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I reckon dozer actually believes that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Thank you from the bottom of my heart
For saving me from reading that shite, and therefore slightly increasing the chance my minions will get through the day without me shouting at them. You've made the world a happier place.

On that theme though, I like to leave one of my balls hanging out, as it proves I have expensive real balls.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Some people in the office got a Mcdonalds breakfast this morning
then started breaking out plates to eat it off'f!! I arsk you!! They should fuck off down the wimpey so they should!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)

It's no fish & chips that's for sure Reg.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Ooh, fish and chips
I might have me summa that later. Oh yes. Theres a chippy round here that does really fucken huge potato fritters, I could get two of them and a mini fish and have me a sammich!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)

My wife. Unlike YOU.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

In fairness, I did have a quick go on her earlier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Your wife is your superstition?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

tition ized
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Today I am wearing my red trousers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

+ on my head

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)

ran out of tampons again?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)

+ 'North Face' fleece & 'Oakleys'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)

How dare you?! I never wear "technical" clothing because I'm not a fucking explorer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

You are, you really are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Liar, you rowed across the fucking Atlantic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

haha
One day the wind got up and he did some Impromptu hand gliding
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Hand gliding?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It was a very poor joke about popped collars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

But it's hang gliding HH. Not hand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

+ you knobcheese

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

But I saw you on Cuntryfile wearing that stuff.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

>:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

You MASSIVE bent spastic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

They are more maroon than red tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

because that makes it better
in any fucking way how?

Jesus, man, have some self respect.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I'm a bit bored of this thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Dazzle us with great thread then Jeffers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

No.
You need to improve this thread first.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)

i'm not superstitious at all
unlike the couple who's wedding i'm being dragged to today, who deliberately picked today so they can "prove its really a lucky day" as their wedding invites said. i might have to break a mirror over the bride's head or something. i despair for people i really do.
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)

alright ranker joe, welcome to the fold
have you had your introductory gazz from Chompy yet asking if you have breasts?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Chompy RIP

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Missed all the drama yesterday afternoon :(
Fucking meeting
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

+ my ex
LOLOLOLOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Funny thing is, she was actually in the same building as the meeting

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

In which case
LOLOLOLOL TRUFAX
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

i sent a pre-emptive gaz of my hairy moobs just to confuse the situation

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It's only YOU that got it HH
Now he's gone, I'll never get one :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Alright Ranker Joe.
Did you know it's customary for new posters to get bought a pizza by Swipe?

You may have to recompense in some other way though.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

i get choice of topping though, yeah?

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

only if it's meat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

No chance mate, she's very dominant in the (spare) bedroom, I'm told.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

<s>choice</s> - be

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

you might want to think that through again, chief.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

It's still early for me, we all know what I was getting at.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

It makes my bitter black heart
hope that it all falls apart then they can blame the day
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I strongly suggest you get caught up to the back wheels in the bride
at some point in the reception. Just to prove them wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Punch the brides mother in the throat while shouting her name as if you're in the old Renault adverts. NICOLE!
Bonus points if she's been dead a few years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

No.
Alt: what sort of bullshit article is this?
Altalt: I'm in the car park of the DWP in Oxford as I can't read and am half an hour early for my appointment. Dick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Cant read eh
Well you will fit right in at DWP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I tell you what,
I was in the jobcentre+ place yesterday for a bit, the woman I spoke to was a fucking loon and wouldn't shut up. She gave me a form to sign, so I started reading it, and she wouldn't shut up about how hard she works and her jacket potato was cold.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

You seem in a good mood today Weepee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I've got a load of stuff to get done today, and this half an hour thing has left me a bit out of sorts I'll be honest.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I have my own littler rituals and thinggymijiggiez that I do which probably don't do anything but they make me feel better.
And if their function alone is to make me feel better or to think a possitive thought, then surely that alone is enough?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

l H
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

This is what I have to do when people do strikethroughs like that.
imgur.com/T1JGEZU
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I don't see it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

ee
ieg
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Hittler I'm guessing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I feel ya, Gonzarello

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

It's like the anti religious lot.
I know there is no man in the sky with a beard or a sword who is against masturbation and homosexuality.....but I like the idea of this not being 'it' and that I might one day meet those who are gone. And it's not like it harms anyone else.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I'm not a practicing Christian, but I still live my life by the values that were instilled in me at Sunday School

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Thou shalt not commit adultery etc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

EX-actly

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Bigul Bigul Bigul, my bigul is slightly square
It's a real bigul, so I need tare it from the others.
Bigul bigul bigul, my bigul doesn't need no butter
It's a real bigul, I got to eat it today or tomorow i'll have to have it toasted, but it won't last that long anyway.
Bigul Bigul bigul, this song was made by a flid.
It's a real bigul, so i'm a happy yid.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I'd like to offer you a six-album deal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

That's a lot of eggs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

oh knobcheese

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

HH's Irish cousin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

+ well you came and you gave without taking

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

*golf claps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I'll take it !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I like to smash YMs back doors in every Friday 13th
Alt:
Almost all "fashion" makes me want to shout at things.

AltAlt:
I'm doing "the pub" at lunchtime and also tonight. This week has been shit and fucking hard work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)