What happened to chompy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Rodney Bewes is going to play him in a new sit com.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Has he flounced?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I can't imagine he'd have flounced over that post from yesterday.
He can't be that thin skinned.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Link it please
Thank you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You lazy cunt
b3ta.com/questions/breakingup/post2084938
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Oh lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

He got an ice pick
That made his ears burn.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I missed it too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

YM did, He forgot to strap a piece of scaffolding board across his buttocks
It's ok we're arranging for a search party
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Where would Chompy get some scaffolding from.........

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Well he did once have a source for scaffoldoing
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=i+live+on+the+second+floor+and+only+the+kitchen+window+is+really+overlooked
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

'carbs in mayo' for fuck's sake.
No wonder she's so fucking chunky.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

how did you get carbs in mayo from that?
have you got some kind of special search that us other cunts don't have?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1944107
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Followed the thread through.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1944101
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Oh, fuck, ain't nobody got time for that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

DId you know that the average person has 1 fallopian tube?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I'm not.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Just my luck, I haven't got any.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

The average child of Sarah Payline has 46.2 chromosomes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I suspect it's less than that, mate.
Not every woman has two.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

*something about out of one I'd giver her one or something*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

on a scale of one to two, etc

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

but are there more women in the world than men?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

are there?

Edit - even so, a reasonable proportion of women have fewer than two fallopian tubes, so it'll still be less than one.

I can't believe this is actually being discussed, but I suppose I did start it, so it's my own fucking fault.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

SCIENCE!
This is an excellent discussion, and I now require an answer as to what the average number of fallopian tubes per person is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

About 20% of the female population of the UK have a hysterectomy before they are 60.
adjusting for population spread, about 22% of the female popluation are over 60, so we're looking at minimum of 4.5% of the female population. So, statistically in the UK, that would mean 61.43M fallopian tubes for 63.18M population. or 0.97 fallopian tubes per person.

Since you asked. Although this doesn't allow for any ladies born without them in the first place so the real number is less than 0.97.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

ok, but to one significant figure the answer is probably still 1

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

1 significant figure? you might as well not bother if you're fannying around at that level of inaccuracy, Thedoveston.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

gonz isn't wrong though, he could just be more accurate

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

This is a very good point.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

A strong start, and good attention to detail.
The employment of age reference was done well, but in the end the margin for error wasn't passionate enough, so I'm afraid I can only give this statistical analysis a 6.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I should fucking hope so
Statistics are gay and wrong and Maths' bastard lovechild that should be locked in the cellar and fed fish heads.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up, yum!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU&feature=player_detailpage#t=138
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I'm getting my clipboard and rubber gloves out, time for some scientific accracy in throw away jokes !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I spent most of last night working/on the phone to Californian lawyers
throwaway can fuck off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Oh my goodness, I dread to think about the Inverse Square Law on that one.
They'd be able to hear you in Kolkata
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

You really do struggle with how that works, don't you?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Well, the call starts of in london, at a 1:1 ratio of how much it costs.... so to make things simple, if you were calling your local take-away, lets say that cost £1.
Now if you were calling someone in Cardif, then that might be 2:1, £2 a minuite, but they talk a bit longer there and its hard to work out the accent, so really it's 2.3:1, so that minuite conversation will be £2.46
Then moving out a bit, next up would be New York, which is really far away, they talk fast so that compensates a bit, but they don't deliver.

Thing is though, it goes in a "Radius", that's a circle, which is round like a wheel of a car (or bike/truck). So when you call up Cardiff, someone in Paris will be able to listen in. And with new york, well, that'll reach timbucktoo.

But you want to call up Callifornia, so we're looking at a 22:1 ratio by the time you consider that their recepetionist flirts a bit. And going the other directions, that covers Kolkata, south africa and russia.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Sorry man
I had a meeting. Could I just point out that I love you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Adult number to supplement your income?
Very wise.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

In west Milton Keynes born and raised
On an X-box was where I spent most of my days
High end gamin' relaxin' all nerd
And all brewin’ some beer out in the back yard
When a couple of guys who found out my story
Took the piss out of me, the worst one was Rory
I got in one little debt and my girlfriend got scared
She said 'I’m movin' with all your friends back to Norwich'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

backyerd?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I think a half rhyme is acceptable

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

YOU THOUGHT WRONG

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Sorry Reg.
I'm so sorry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Well I thought it was the best song you've ever written.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I think you can get away with that for the sheer effort you've put in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

effort doesn't go home and fuck the prom queen doc

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

You're right of course, but I still enjoyed it.
I'm stuck between The Rock and a hard place here.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

He can't help it! He drives a Volvo...
A beige one at that!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

10/10
Click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

12/10

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

13/09

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

13/9 YESSSSSSZZZZZ!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

*applauds*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I'm considering doing some work for a bit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

For a bit of what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

A bit of time, you filthy minded beggar.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Let no man steal your thyme

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Sage advice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Well, I didn't see that one cumin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

There's neVerbena better pun.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I only parsley understood that one

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I cinnamon plant some on a gardening show

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

cool thread bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

say you're walking down an unlit path at night, right
and some cyclist is coming down the path toward you cos they're too shit scared to stay on the dual-carriageway and they've got a front headlamp that blinds you so much you catch your slacks on some branches from a bush at the side of the path, yeah?

Should you:

A) Tut and keep walking, shaking your head at this sorry state of affairs and vowing to stew about it for a few days
B) Chib the cunt
C) Something else
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Chib him. On an unlit path his light should be pointed down.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

He's been sentenced to death in India

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

scouring Wowcher for the next free pizza deal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm contemplating throwing up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I sometimes love a good throwing up, clears the system. A shit and a wank whilst you're at it and you'll be clean as a dazy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

& a piss. It's like a mini detox.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

TGGI

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Or breakfast time as you call it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Start the day out right

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Clickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

The bottle or rubbican lychee you took to bed makes it taste alright.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I'm fucking full of cold and phlegm at the minute
Also considering throwing up
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I'm contemplating eating my lunch.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

This is a shit thread, but I'm not sure it's that bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Hey Nakers!
Get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I did, by YM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I got fucked by YD.
I'm not as sweet an ass as you apparently :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Y 1
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

NEW THREAD.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)