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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm starting the evening thread early
say something erudite. Or pick your favourite colour. Just entertain me or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:25, 212 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I find that entertains

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
i'm sure it would pass the time
but that would mean I wouldn't be here with you lovely people
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Good afternoon Cavy
How are things in the Welsh/Guinea Pig/Educational world?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
leeky/squeaky/creaky
how's you?

btw, it must be in rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Achy Breaky Fart

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
ONCE I FARTED AND DONE A REALLY STICKY POO IN MY PANTS
I HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS. GOOD JOB I WASN'T AT WORK LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
lah di dah!
Showing after a surprise poo, who do you think you are, Lord Snooty?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Oh, it wasn't today
It was...ooh....six months back?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
ah, before
Shower Tax was introduced
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, I just nipped in
I was less than 3 weeks away from it costing me a FORTUNE
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
goddam ConDem government
will turn us into France
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Is that a rumble I can hear?
My insides feel all strange and queer
I won't make it to the lav, I fear
Bollocks...I've got diarrhea
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
There are no facts; merely very strong beliefs.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
and that's a fact!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Cavy, if I was to say
Swipe fucked
+
Bristol
+
Army

what username would you think of?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
i actually don't know
I haven't kept up with gossip. Jeff's Bristolian
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Wouldn't it be totally awesome if that sparkly guy off tweeny film Twilight joined the Army?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I don't know who that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I recognise all of these words, but I have no idea what you just wrote.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
well according to google that means she has done all of bristol University Officer Training Corps

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
rachelswipe fucked craig colchough

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
no...fucking...way
you are lying, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Nope. It's the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
uh
how do we know this?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
He assured us it was tr....hang on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
YES HE IS!
he did offer to fly me out to hong kong first class, though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
this makes more sense

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
so when are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
i think i may have missed my shot

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

+ money
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
No I'm not
And people don't just ask people to fly out to Hong Kong if they're not boffing them, you know.

Of course you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I've worked out who it is.
Hello my name is Jacob dyer. I sound like barnaby bear. I like barnaby bear. I live in Bristol. It is fantastic. One time I went to France. Some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
considering i am not actually getting any right now
all this talk about me shagging someone is quite offensive
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Swipey, allow me to be the first to offer you my body to use as you see fit, in an effort to ease your pain.
Y'see, THAT'S friendship right there!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
ah thanks
to you AND mrs placid
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
There is no Mrs Placid
There was, over 10 years ago but now I'm not married.
*attempts to waggle eyebrows and twirl moustache in an alluring way*

*Fails miserably*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
^ balls like spacehoppers ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Hairless too, just like spacehoppers!
*Strange, rabbit-like faces tattooed on them as well*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
^^^ Military name right here ladiesundgentlemun...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Even old swanny-whistle knickers wouldn't boff someone from Cov

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
this^
is great
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
She gave him a hand job, he gave her hand surgery in return.
That's what I was told.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
British Army Love Doctor, that's what I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
is that the australian guy from Bugs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
It's Bill Murray in Stripes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Bill Murray is shit.
There - I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Even Egon Spengler is less shit than Bill Murray, and he is TURBO SHIT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I, for one, am shocked at your assertion.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Caddyshack is excruciating. He's a fucking knob and just because you liked Ghostbusters in 1984 doesn't mean you were right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I don't mean you personally K-Dogg

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Certain 80s films/actors have aged like a robust Barolo, or a Chateau Petrus.
The works of Sir Jackie Chan MBE, for example, have not only stood the test of time but have in some ways even improved. The legendary 'dogshit moonwalk' sequence in the unedited version of Police Story, is a testament to Sir Jackie's comic timing and cultural nous.

Murray, on the other hand, looks like a smug prick who's been mauled by a dog. I wish he WOULD be mauled by a dog - and a jolly big one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
He is. He's a fucking cunt as well.
If he ever orders some products from you Boyce tell him to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I FUCKIN WILL AN' ALL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
It's OK guys - I'm here now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
How do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I just looked down and saw myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

^ I'd wet
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
AT LAST

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Rowll aaaaht the bahrrrowlll-ah!
We'll ayve ah bahrowll'a fannnnnn!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
*has a banana*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Oh Mince, you shoulda heard what these fuckers've been saying about you today
word on the street dun even enter into it. swipes been making merry with the bashsucks or something and stunned poster said some stuff and some other cunt brought your hoover snout into it and how you nicked kroney joes drugs wot he bought with all his uni money and Dr Nackers is fat.

Its all fucken go man
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
and no-one knows where the constipated guy with the nostrils from off've the picture making board came from
cunts're clueless mince!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
you're a strange man reg.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
hes all over the shop man!
they've got him doing a dance to some aliens, fucken magics man I donno why i waste my time here none of youse cunts ever make pictures dance to aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Monty must be happy, Hawkwind are posting on OT!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I dont understand

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Me neither, I'm just playing along.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Nothing would surprise me about these oaves, Reggiano old cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I'm going to see that Riddick thing tomorrow
EXPECTATIONS ARE LOW
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I didn't realise until watching a review of that film,
that Vin Diesel is a bit of a sci-fi geek and the whole riddick thing is almost self funded. He is not a smart man.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
He's got his DND character tattooed on his back, you should give him a wedgie and call him a NEERRRRRRRDDDD

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
wait, he's got an imaginary character tatooed on his back?
so a piece of paper with numbers on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Sorry I meant name
I meant to write character name
Name after the word character
I meant to say name
Like name
Of his character.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
what a nob.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Vin Diesel isn't great either
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
POWWWWW

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I DUN BEEN ZINGED

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
sorry I thought I had tucked it away

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
he looks like one of those gayers too
just my opinion of course
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
A girl once pulled me in a bar because, apparently, I looked like him
She must have had serious eyesight issues.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Well you do look a bit of a gayer too...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
wait, I "look" a bit gay?
well thank fuck for that, I'd hate to be doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
but it suits you bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
do you know, I've no idea what "bbz" means.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Means "babes"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
He gets knocked out in the third round.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
SPOILERRRRRRS
Yeah well how do you like it, erm, Hawkwind DIES in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
^ sentimental gay shit ^

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Reg I want to know who boardmemenostrilman is too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I like green mostly,
but i don't know why.

I've had a good day today Cavy, despite the bullying about my weird face and hair in the other thread. You lot can't bring me down today.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
what's wrong with your hair/face combo?
I used to hate green, it was my school colour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
i look a bit like the guy out of mask,
except without the facial deformity or terrible haircut. So in essence, nothing like the guy out of mask
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Look I'm just going on what swipe says, and she should know after your TORRID affair

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
wait, I don't remember any of that.
was i raped?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
It was when you were in the army
THINK windles, THINK
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
raw carrots and celery in vinaigrette?
oh. hang on. erudite.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
oh YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
+ knobcheese

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Quite so.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
a two-part epoxy adhesive

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
^ This is frightful

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
And took me ages to get :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Hey its late, I am sure
that had I made this execrable joke earlier on you would have got it in a flash champ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
No doubt, bruv, no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
^ this is frightful

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
*shit Sparta reference*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Listen dude, you know how I like to shoehorn my knowledge of international cinema in whenever possible

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
green stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Araldite.
God, typical woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
there is also a type of putty thing
which is in two parts (blue and yellow) which is commonly known as 'green stuff'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
BUT THAT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ERUDITE DOES IT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
i just assumed you were dumb
or referencing the thing about colour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
*bashes head against wall*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
yeah, that will help your intelligence

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Says the woman pulling a level 3 Nakers on a simple pun.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
DEF CON NAKERS.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
hahaha 'level 3 Nakers' is great

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I can count onthe fingers of one hand the amount of times I've seen a level 3, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Woah. Level 3? You don't know, man. You weren't ........... there.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I'm not lying, Boyce.
I think that could be drifting into the future lexicon
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I'm gonna do my bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
damn straight
women go straight for the evostick.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
i love evostick

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Why, is it green?
YOU FUCKIN KNOBBER!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
i don't love green
are you mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
WHAT, NO MORE NAILS??!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
HAHA, YEAH, SUPERGLUE 3!!! I GET IT!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
What? I thought you were referencing the colour :/

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Yeah, we are.
Aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I very nearly managed to catch my wife out with the classic jape...
She asked what colours suited her,
I suggested black and blue, hilarity ensued
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Yeah, well, YOUN all knobs anyway.
Oh, grey probably.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
How frightfully 'Joy Division' of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
To clarify, I'm calling you a moody student 'sadcore' Dozerprick here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Can't you get drunk again? You're a much more agreeable prick then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Give me a couple of hours

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
YESSSSSS!!!!!!
You're alright you are, Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
U NO DAT BRUV

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Fo' rizzle M-Bizzle

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Hey hun, you ok bbz? xx

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Incredibly well! Wooo etc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Evening, shutins.
How are we all today? I have a headache that could down an elephant.

I like blue and hot pink.Is that okay?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
alright b3thski

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
здравствуйте
By which I mean: здравствуйте
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I couldn't agree more.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I don't have a favourite colour, do you think I'm a 9-year-old girl or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
The only thing I'm taking away from this thread
is massive disappointment in my fellow man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
The usual, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I think you're a forty something girl.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
HA WELL YOU'RE WRONG *ACTUALLY* BECAUSE I'M IN MY 30S *ACTUALLY*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
CHINNY RECKONZ

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Only for another week and a half.
hahahaha old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
no birthday bash this year?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
He'll be curled up in a quiet corner, rocking backwards and forwards,
sobbing like a mary.

Then Stunned will come along and piss on him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
That's usually the afterparty.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
i feel your pain
wait..no...i don't. Few more years for me actually
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
my favourite colours are
Camouflage, clear, black and mirror.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
You are brilliant sometimes.
Get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I wasn't joking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Scrub that and just get fucked then x

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
he's a cyberpunk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
post-urban worrier actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
bless

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Carry on with this sort of thing and you'll be the best one here in no time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
NEW THREAD.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I'm staying here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

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