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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Think it's time for a lunch thread.
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT HAVING ANY COS I'M STILL FULL FROM BREAKFAST! How wacky is that?
Alt, I'm thinking of getting a bike - the petrol sort, despite not having one since yonks ago. Any suggeztions?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:36, 136 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not remotely waki sorry.
Alt: Yeah, you should get a bike - the petrol sort. Or at least think about getting one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I see what you did there.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

So apparently Twink has become a muzza now
Who knew?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Not me. Source?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I learned via a menkle friend of a friend
https://www.facebook.com/mohammedabdullah.johnalder

Also confirmed by Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_(musician)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

A real musician?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

who or what the fuck is Twink

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

A brand of correction fluid in New Zealand and Fiji. Apparently.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2100363
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

not clickin that might be classic virus

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Take the Twink out of your mouth and grab a pencil, will ya?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Diesel bikes are better.
Alternatively try a hybrid.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I didn't even know diesel bikes existed.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I think...TTJ

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

There are a couple and they are shit

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Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Fireblade.
Or Harley Electraglide
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

get one that will immediately spit you out on a sweeping bend into oncoming traffic
not killing you, but leaving you in a coma for the rest of your life while the burly male nurses use you as a sperm bank
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Thanks for the click in the previous thread, man.
My Dad left me that joke when he died.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

get one of those bikes that look like bikes but are electric and ridden by old people and upset me when they overtake me up hills

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

there is an excellent photo of george osborne looking distressed by technology on the bbc

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

GIDEON
Osborne.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

He looks like a man who's just finished building a Doomsday Device
and thinking "Oh God, what have I created?"
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Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

'but in the great wheel he saw the ghostly visage of his dear departed Esther, reflecting all the lost opportunities that he would never have back at him'

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Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

i had the chicken, hummus, chilli sauce and hummus wrap
it was a fucking monster today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I had curry
alt: I love bikes, but can't bring myself to ride one on the road, the way other people drive you need that big old steel cage round you. Know too many people dead or injured on them :(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

dead people really shouldn't ride motorbikes

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Every time I see a sports bike
it's being ridden down a motorway at 80+ mph weaving in and out of 60mph traffic in tshirts and jeans.

I don't mean to diss your dead homies, but I'm pretty sure the blame lies in equal amounts in people not properly checking their mirrors, the bike having a narrow, fast-moving visual profile and utterly idiotic motorcyclists.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

You are right
There are a good proportion of idiots on bikes, they get called "organ donors" by the more sensible ones. Anyone not wearing leathers falls into this category pretty much by default.
Otherwise it's usually down to SMIDSY.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Full plated leathers+back board+decent boots = the only sensible way.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

but no helmet or gloves?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Taken for granted you spastic.
Only a complete Nakers would ride without those.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

i ride naked obvs

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Have you ever owned a motorbike?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

the only bike I've ridden hundreds of times is your mum

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I doubt it, you'd be too scared to get your knee down. And she needs a re-bore

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

If I got my knee down it'd take 20 mins to clamber back on top

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I'm sure its actually the fault of those fucking cyclists

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Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

NO LUNCH FOR ME IM TOO DISTRACTED

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I made garlic and potato soup.
But it's come out like a really garlicy tomato soup.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Katana 750 se
Best bike ever made. EVER!
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Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Not sure if I can ride one.
I never got round to taking a test. Think I can ride up to 125.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

hahaha gay bike, gay bike, gay bike!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Have you passed your CBT? 50cc only if not.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

hahaha gayer bike, gayer bike, gayer bike!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Depends when you got your car licence?
Might have changed now, but used to be I could ride a 125 on L plates for 12 months, then you had to do CBT.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

you should do DYAAKY

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I thought it was CBT before you could ride up to 125, but I can't properly remember tbh.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

You are correct.
If you apply for a licence now you can't ride anything without CBT.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Except if you passed your car test before 1.2.2001
if so you can ride a moped without CBT. No motorbikes though, since this year.
Basically, you need CBT now.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Sub thread of the FUCKING YEAR HERE

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Fuck off then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Shouldn't you be doing something horrible to Dresden?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I don't know what that is. From what I remember,
I can ddive a 50 without Lplates, & up to 125 with. I think the laws changed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Compulsory Basic Training.
First step to getting a license.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Is that crocodile of bikes led around, with the riders wearing hi-vis stuff?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Yes.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I'll have to have a look into it.
The biggest I've ridden was a 650 trial bike, off road.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy
First step to getting off those pills
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

You need a cbt for a 50cc too
SO THERE!
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Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

CBR 600 RR
Best bike I owned.

www.google.com/search?q=cbr600rr&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=oYxBUrH9M4eI7AbN2YHIAQ
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

That must have burned through a fair few sets of stabilisers.

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Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

spi4uk.itvnet.lv/upload/articles/65/65114/images/Monkey-riding-motorcycle-1.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

some dirty cunt has farted
I bet it's the fat chick opposite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

If something disgusting happens
it's usually the fatties at fault. You just have to look at how sweaty and gross they are.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Is it hot?
Can you feel the heat?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

it is hot and the air is a little 'chewy'

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Has she casually moved her finger around to the top of her arse crack and then up to her nose?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

oh god she's LICKING IT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

my, how things have progressed

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

i keep hitting refresh on the archived pages

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

i got bored of them so i came back over here

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

to bike chat

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

LOL that's the most WAKKKKKKKKKKK thing I dun heard today!!!!! LOL!
Alt: Buy a horse instead.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Alright you big Oirish jew bear

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

OH GREAT SOMEONE'S CHANGED THEIR NAME AGAIN

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Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

righto

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Hello

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Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Alrigh'

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

And yet everybody always calls you Nakers.
Give it up, Nakers, your name is Nakers.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

ah it's Nakers
ta
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Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I chose naked ape on a whim and have wanted to change it ever since : o(

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Shut up and accept it, Nakers.

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Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

NEVER!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

It's because you are really baldmonkey

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

*ballbags tangles*

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

The only other possible name you could have is Irma Bentspastic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Ira bentspastic

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

whatevs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I do try my best to be lol wacky

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

WELL YOU CERTAINLY DRESS LIKE THE WACKY OFFICE RETARD

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

this is funny cos you don't even have a job

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Bless love.
Xx.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

You're doing a bang up job mate
m8
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Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

All the people I work with seem to be stupid today.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Well when you move on from flipping burgers at Chicken Cottage things'll change

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I’m washing lettuce. Soon, I’ll be on fries. In a few years, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Is one of the people you work with a MIRROR hahaha did you see what I did there

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Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

^ bullying on the internet lols

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

i went to vital ingredient
and they made me a lovely brown rice salad with veggies and feta cheese, but they took me far too literally when i said "lots of fresh chillies" and now my mouth is in agony.

alt: there is a reason they call them organ donor cycles.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

not sure id want to shop in places called 'vital ingredient' or 'agony'
what does 'agony' sell anyways? wet wipes?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

fresh chillies
can't you read?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

it dont say that 'agony' sells fresh chillies up there

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Sounds like it's ripe for prosecution under Trade Descriptions Act
Calling itself "Vital Ingredient' then selling something with no meat in it???.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

they sell lots of meat
i just evade it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

"but i hardly ever take lunch"

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)

A LUNCH BREAK
not food

i am drafting a letter right now!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Dear Santa
PLease can I have a pony and some dildos.,

love rswipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)

well that's a disturbing combination

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Did that not count as a break when you walked down to buy your food?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

"an array of lunch options within a 2 min walk"

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)

4 mins is not a break!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

What floor is your office on?
I reckon you're looking at around a five minute walk there, up to five minutes or so while they are preparing your order and then another five minutes back.
That's fifteen minutes taken before you've even eaten it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

email the order through
then saunter up to collect it = no waiting time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Not like you to be late on parade for the LUNCH thread.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

i was on VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)

THAT'S OKAY THEN
Just as long as that isn't a lie.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

i don't tell lies
liars don't go to heaven.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

But dogs do, so you're alright.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

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