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AWOOGA! Early AM Proper Thread Unlike Yesterday's Shite.....Chessinton World of Adventures has banned visitors from wearing animal print clothing, as it confuses and scares the animals. What confuses and scares YOU? Do YOU wear animal print clothing?
Alt: That tattoo programme on last night looked amusing. I recorded it and will watch it tonight as a main event in my usual Big Friday Night In. Have YOU got tattoos, piercings or 'body modifications'? Like me, do you look at them 15 years later and think 'Why? That's a bit shit!'?
Alt:alt: Plans for the day/swearing at Nakers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 6:40,
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clowns and mimes shit me right upI have never owned animal print clothing and never will
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I keep meaning to get a tattoo but haven't got round to it
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An upgrade, a free bacon sandwich, coffee, Amstel at lunchtime and YM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:00,
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What would you get a tattoo of?+ MORNING SPORTSCOW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:02,
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Good morning sir!I have an idea for some kind of stylised figures that looks like a wood print
Or a unicorn bumming a squirrel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:09,
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Go with the Unicorn, have it's horn spearing a Chinaman too please.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:10,
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What can I say? I have 'specialist' interests.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:12,
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Your regretful tattoos of course Jeff has one of the Bristol rovers logo and a list of all the competitions they've won
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:02,
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Never too late Jeff, don't sound so disappointed. There's still time.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:11,
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Wilful stupidity confuses me. I've never understood why people would buy the Sun* and the fact they're allowed to vote and breed scares me.Alt: No tattoos or body mods, one earlobe pierced.
Altalt: Loads of post-tradeshow paperwork, a visit to a hospital to see a relative who's recovering from a stroke, then beer and a steak later.
*other mong fodder is available
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Is there still a gay/straight rule on ear piercing?(+ Glad your relative is recovering.)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:07,
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Yes.If you have one you like cock.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:08,
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Apparently my Dad had his ear pierced when he was about 60. QUEER!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:09,
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Had mine pierced about 40 years agoStill wear an earring on occasion - I like it when I'm at a black-tie do, fully penguined up wearing one. Confuses the hell out of some people.
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or an embarrassing middle aged cockend(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:53,
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Clear, concise copy, good sports coverage and breasts.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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Zebras in Tiger print.Trilobites in www.dinohoodie.com/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:16,
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Like the knob that I am, I *sort* of want one.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:18,
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They ARE.I'm totally spamming them here on behalf of the LOVELY tiny disgusting yiffer Spangolin.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:11,
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It scares me that poor Americans will vote for something that bad for them and great for the richbecause they believe it won't affect them as they will be millionaires tomorrow.
I have 8 tattoos and 5 piercings and every now and then I think "Phil, you're in your 30's take them out" I do and think "Fuck I look weird" and put them back in again. Last promotion I got I took them out for the interview and the boss told me not to take them out next time.
Altalt. After a successful scrumping session in the campus orchard on wednesday and a windy night last night, I'm heading down there at lunch time to nick some more apples. Then tonight I'll start the pressing.
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:17,
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I have never seen the appeal of piercings, just personally that is. Nothing against 'em, like.But I do have the 'Froggo, you're in your 30's, those couple of tattoos you had at 17/18 don't look as 'fucking sweet' as you once thought' thoughts.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:21,
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My mates elderly father has two lions on his chest one each sidewhen I was a small boy I thought they looked fucking awesome and now 28 years later I see them and still think they look fucking awesome.
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:25,
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Why are you looking at elderly men's chests? Bit weird mate.Juts sayin'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:28,
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Don't worry, its not weird or anythingI just get turned on by looking at old mens chests.
Truth is he's always gardening with his shirt off so in the summer months his tattoos are on display on a regular basis.
In the winter months I have to use a photo.
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:32,
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An ex of mine's Dad had loads of tattoos from his time in the navy. He was covered in them, and got them all over the world.He had a really cool Viking on his leg, and on each arm he had a caveman, one saying 'Hey you?' the other saying 'Who, me?'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:36,
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I wouldn't get anymore, but I do like those more 'traditional' ones.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:37,
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Can you make cider from any kind of apple?Only there's a metric fuckton of apple trees in the local hedgerows, some are crab apples, some are not.
I'd like to make some sort of alcomahol from them if possible.
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Well I took a bite out of each type when I went picking to make sure they tasted okSo I'm not overly concerned about putting them all in together, but if you are worried make several little batches and blend the nice ones and chuck the shit ones. Its pretty much free as you don't need yeast or sugar. Just let the juice do its natural thing.
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:26,
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I don't think cider apples are usually suitable for eating.I'm not sure if it works the other way around though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:40,
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If you can't find proper cider apples a mix of cookers and eaters will be fine(
Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:43,
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I was thinking of doing small batches - maybe a demijohn each - and seeing if I could blend it to taste.I quite like a cider, as long as I can see through it and it doesn't taste like either :-
a) something made in the chemicals factory in Runcorn or
b) Something's died in it.
Can't stand the 'real ale' types who won't drink it unless it looks like the water drained from an old cast-iron radiator and has been strained through the gusset of a traditional cordwangler's apprentices' skroving smock.
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Trouble with home made cider is the juice browns much like an apple does so its often cloudybut depend on the apples
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:44,
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I have five piercings.I used to have quite a lot more.
Ent got no ink though.
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nah, my fave colour is clear.Mirror is top five though innit.
I am 'ok'. It's dress down Friday at work.
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Needy and unimaginative, I reckon.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:06,
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When I was in boy band 5ive I got my eyebrow pierced so I could impress the least ugly one in B*witched.It didn't work and I ended up with the weird one from Liberty X
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:35,
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It all worked out in the endI shacked up with the blonde one from Deuce backstage at the Newquay Radio One Roadshow.
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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This coming from someone who knows the story of 'Inky Pinky Ponky'.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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What can I say, I've seen a lot of tragedy in my life(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:51,
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MorningThe utter ignorance and stupidity of people often confuses and occasionally scares me.
Alt: Tattoos are common. My body is unmodified.
Altalt: Treading that fine balance between a bit of work and a bit of being a prick on the internet, then knocking off mid-afternoon and hopefully grabbing a pint.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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I got up late, and missed a train, and was late for work. And I had about three hours sleep.So yes! I am 'alright'
You?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:45,
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I got up on time, drove a car and was on time for work. And I had about five and a half hours sleep.Aren't the minutiae of people's lives fascinating?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:49,
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No.But I like to tell you anyway, because of your genuine and heartfelt concern over my well being.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:52,
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Stay safe m8And remember, if you are feeling depressed or suicidal, talk to us on here and we can help you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:54,
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I know. It's *wonderful* having such care and support.THX M8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:55,
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I have a tattoo of a pierced tattooed cock on my cock.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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No but I have a couple of itemsA print top that I wear under a black cardigan son you can just see a bit and some leopard print underwear.
Alt: I don't like tatts or piercings on men, albeit the ex had both. I managed to suggest something particularly horrible for his second tatt, which he loved, which will hopefully mean he never gets laid again. And fuck know his first was weird enough. I just have earrings, standard 1 in each ear (the world's smallest emerald studs today, but i bought them MYSELF like destiny's child). Any more than that is not so good in the Law.
Altalt: personal trainer tonight, then avoiding pub.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:48,
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What was the suggestion?My shit tattoos are like a free ticket into commoners slutty knickers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:55,
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so you have genital warts, herpes, chlamydia AND aids? (
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:02,
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Nah, if it's symptom less it's fine. Had it for ages, no major problems.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:11,
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It wouldn't have any effect on my love life.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:12,
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I thought it was just fat goth girls who think a nipple piercing is sooooo cool?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:57,
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I'm sure loads and loads of girls do just not my personal pref that's all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:01,
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I just wanted to set the bar really really lowso that all future experiences would have to be magical
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:04,
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Morning.Bees, wasps and clowns. I had to do a shhot years ago with the Insane Clown Posse which really shit me up. I have a leapordskin scarf which is NOT gay.
Alt, tattoos from when was about 16, tote blurred now.
Altalt, dunno yet, suggestions please. Not YM.
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At the very least get washed, dressed and maybe have a shave.Consider leaving the house and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:55,
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Shit, showered , shaved and heading for brekkie. It's Tory Party conference here,well busy.(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
I fail to understand how this can be NOT gay?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:56,
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Has anyone here used/got a Belling db4 90e cooker?Electric, but not induction.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:03,
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Chances are someone has(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:04,
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I have a tattoo of Adolf Eichmann on my bumhole(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:03,
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This sort of honesty is lacking in politics today.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:17,
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I'll say this for HitlerHe saw what he wanted, and he went for it. He ignored the critics and went ahead with his vision. Good luck to him, I say.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:20,
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He would have sorted out the winter fuel bills.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:22,
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HE MAY HAVE KILLED ALL THE JEWS BUT AT LEAST HE MADE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIMEmainly because they were full of jews
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:24,
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Clowns and scorpions freak me right the fuck out.Alt: No piercings, tattoos, or anything like that. Never really considered getting piercings, and yet to find a tattoo I want.
AltAlt: Half day for me, then I'm off to a gig later.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:07,
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Lots of people seem to have a clown phobia.I only dislike them because they categorically aren't funny. Like me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:09,
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I blame hollywoodIt's the same reason that we find those victorian dolls creepy. Because horror movies have made them so. Cunts.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:17,
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What? Those fucking horny little painted fellows? Never!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:19,
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They are fucking horribleas are mimes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:17,
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But aren't you an adult now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:17,
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I am indeedThey just shit me right up. If I was approached by a clown, I'd probably smack it in the face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:20,
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Last time we went to Chessington, Mrs Vagabond had pink hair.I was looking at a very poisonous spider that was in a perspex box, and called her over to have a look. She poked her head 'round and it spat at her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:13,
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'Spat', yeah that's what it told you....Filthy sexy spider.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:15,
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She is very sexy, it's true.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:18,
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Pure conjecture. Going to need some evidence to cast my expert 'roving eye' over.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:23,
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Here she is: 
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:27,
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(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS ARE SEXY!(^(^;;^)^) LOVE US MAMMAL!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:36,
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I'm considering getting a tattoo like this:www.stereotude.com/galleries/22-terrible-music-fan-tattoos/2025706
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:16,
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I saw one on a chap where his nipple was made to look like a 'beautiful' naked lady's one.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:18,
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I just saw someone wearing a t-shirt emblazened with the anme of their favouritist singer ever "Johnny Cash"and there was big black and white picture of Johnny Cash, except, it wasn't Johnny Cash it was Joaquin Phoenix in the film "Walk the Line"
spastic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:23,
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They could be a fan of the film, but not the artistI feel the same way about portsmouth t-shirts. the implication is that they're football related. What if you just want to show your support for the city?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:30,
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You reckon that tattoo thing looks good? Might watch tonight.Just seen there's a cider and cheese do on tonight, part of food and drink festival. Might mooch along. Local produced stuff, Moss Cider Project, lol wacky name.
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I saw a tiny bit of it, and it looked fairly 'lol', just for the idiot count.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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You cannot whack a good bit of controlled spoilage(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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The Cider thing is a good idea they started in the traditional way just mashing peoples' personal apples.as a hobby now got a grant to plant an orchard. GWF.(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)
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