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Chessinton World of Adventures has banned visitors from wearing animal print clothing, as it confuses and scares the animals. What confuses and scares YOU? Do YOU wear animal print clothing?
Alt: That tattoo programme on last night looked amusing. I recorded it and will watch it tonight as a main event in my usual Big Friday Night In. Have YOU got tattoos, piercings or 'body modifications'? Like me, do you look at them 15 years later and think 'Why? That's a bit shit!'?
Alt:alt: Plans for the day/swearing at Nakers.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 6:40, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have never owned animal print clothing and never will
Alt:
I keep meaning to get a tattoo but haven't got round to it
AltAlt:
An upgrade, a free bacon sandwich, coffee, Amstel at lunchtime and YM
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:00, Reply)

I have an idea for some kind of stylised figures that looks like a wood print
Or a unicorn bumming a squirrel
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Jeff has one of the Bristol rovers logo and a list of all the competitions they've won
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Alt: No tattoos or body mods, one earlobe pierced.
Altalt: Loads of post-tradeshow paperwork, a visit to a hospital to see a relative who's recovering from a stroke, then beer and a steak later.
*other mong fodder is available
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:06, Reply)

(+ Glad your relative is recovering.)
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Still wear an earring on occasion - I like it when I'm at a black-tie do, fully penguined up wearing one. Confuses the hell out of some people.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:15, Reply)

I'm totally spamming them here on behalf of the LOVELY tiny disgusting yiffer Spangolin.
:D
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

because they believe it won't affect them as they will be millionaires tomorrow.
I have 8 tattoos and 5 piercings and every now and then I think "Phil, you're in your 30's take them out" I do and think "Fuck I look weird" and put them back in again. Last promotion I got I took them out for the interview and the boss told me not to take them out next time.
Altalt. After a successful scrumping session in the campus orchard on wednesday and a windy night last night, I'm heading down there at lunch time to nick some more apples. Then tonight I'll start the pressing.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)

But I do have the 'Froggo, you're in your 30's, those couple of tattoos you had at 17/18 don't look as 'fucking sweet' as you once thought' thoughts.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)

when I was a small boy I thought they looked fucking awesome and now 28 years later I see them and still think they look fucking awesome.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Juts sayin'
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I just get turned on by looking at old mens chests.
Truth is he's always gardening with his shirt off so in the summer months his tattoos are on display on a regular basis.
In the winter months I have to use a photo.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

He had a really cool Viking on his leg, and on each arm he had a caveman, one saying 'Hey you?' the other saying 'Who, me?'
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Only there's a metric fuckton of apple trees in the local hedgerows, some are crab apples, some are not.
I'd like to make some sort of alcomahol from them if possible.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

So I'm not overly concerned about putting them all in together, but if you are worried make several little batches and blend the nice ones and chuck the shit ones. Its pretty much free as you don't need yeast or sugar. Just let the juice do its natural thing.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I'm not sure if it works the other way around though.
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I quite like a cider, as long as I can see through it and it doesn't taste like either :-
a) something made in the chemicals factory in Runcorn or
b) Something's died in it.
Can't stand the 'real ale' types who won't drink it unless it looks like the water drained from an old cast-iron radiator and has been strained through the gusset of a traditional cordwangler's apprentices' skroving smock.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)

but depend on the apples
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I used to have quite a lot more.
Ent got no ink though.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Mirror is top five though innit.
I am 'ok'. It's dress down Friday at work.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)

It didn't work and I ended up with the weird one from Liberty X
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I shacked up with the blonde one from Deuce backstage at the Newquay Radio One Roadshow.
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The utter ignorance and stupidity of people often confuses and occasionally scares me.
Alt: Tattoos are common. My body is unmodified.
Altalt: Treading that fine balance between a bit of work and a bit of being a prick on the internet, then knocking off mid-afternoon and hopefully grabbing a pint.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

So yes! I am 'alright'
You?
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Aren't the minutiae of people's lives fascinating?
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)

But I like to tell you anyway, because of your genuine and heartfelt concern over my well being.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)

And remember, if you are feeling depressed or suicidal, talk to us on here and we can help you.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

A print top that I wear under a black cardigan son you can just see a bit and some leopard print underwear.
Alt: I don't like tatts or piercings on men, albeit the ex had both. I managed to suggest something particularly horrible for his second tatt, which he loved, which will hopefully mean he never gets laid again. And fuck know his first was weird enough. I just have earrings, standard 1 in each ear (the world's smallest emerald studs today, but i bought them MYSELF like destiny's child). Any more than that is not so good in the Law.
Altalt: personal trainer tonight, then avoiding pub.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:48, Reply)

My shit tattoos are like a free ticket into commoners slutty knickers.
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just not my personal pref that's all.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

so that all future experiences would have to be magical
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Bees, wasps and clowns. I had to do a shhot years ago with the Insane Clown Posse which really shit me up. I have a leapordskin scarf which is NOT gay.
Alt, tattoos from when was about 16, tote blurred now.
Altalt, dunno yet, suggestions please. Not YM.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Consider leaving the house and all.
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Electric, but not induction.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

He saw what he wanted, and he went for it. He ignored the critics and went ahead with his vision. Good luck to him, I say.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)

mainly because they were full of jews
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Alt: No piercings, tattoos, or anything like that. Never really considered getting piercings, and yet to find a tattoo I want.
AltAlt: Half day for me, then I'm off to a gig later.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I only dislike them because they categorically aren't funny. Like me.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

It's the same reason that we find those victorian dolls creepy. Because horror movies have made them so. Cunts.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:17, Reply)

They just shit me right up. If I was approached by a clown, I'd probably smack it in the face
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I was looking at a very poisonous spider that was in a perspex box, and called her over to have a look. She poked her head 'round and it spat at her.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Going to need some evidence to cast my expert 'roving eye' over.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^) LOVE US MAMMAL!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

www.stereotude.com/galleries/22-terrible-music-fan-tattoos/2025706
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and there was big black and white picture of Johnny Cash, except, it wasn't Johnny Cash it was Joaquin Phoenix in the film "Walk the Line"
spastic
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I feel the same way about portsmouth t-shirts. the implication is that they're football related. What if you just want to show your support for the city?
( , Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Just seen there's a cider and cheese do on tonight, part of food and drink festival. Might mooch along. Local produced stuff, Moss Cider Project, lol wacky name.
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