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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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G*ylols.
metro.co.uk/2013/09/27/tescos-bizarre-and-offensive-inflatable-gy-best-friend-doll-causes-storm-one-day-after-psycho-ward-outfit-removed-4124631/
What word if any do you find offensive?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:57, 223 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Gay
They've hijacked a perfectly good English word and turned it in to a filthy, unnatural, shit covered dick related thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I know one of these homosexuals.
They're not bad sorts really.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Backs to the wall, lads, old Pookie here's a 'woolly woofter'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
We're here, we're queer.
*flounces*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
^GHEY^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
And that gets you aroused in public.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
basically journos have been trawling websites looking for a follow up story

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)
^ that ^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
^ The other ^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

www.5.9.83.79/board/11014473

i dunno why this doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Probably something to do with you being a bent spastic.
As per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Gusset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Gusset is a great word.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
hells bells
what's offensive about it, exactly? Isn't it just a characture?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Ginger hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
lens

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
You can't say that here
Can you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I find replacing letters with asterisks offensive.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Loop gig!
www.atpfestival.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I know!
Sadly I can't go :(
My mate has been asked to compere, lucky git.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Typical uppity benders.
Ruining it for everyone else.

Like yesterday, when the dinnies got stroppy with going slow on the driveway.

Charlie Babbett.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Was it gays that compained?
I thought we had a sense of humour?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Quite frankly, I find the idea of a brain bug o-fensive!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I find the term 'next day delivery' offensive.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I find having to make constant jizz deliveries to YM's spunk trumpet offensive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Don't do it then, there's plenty here who would be grateful for the opportunity once you're finished stump humping the old hag.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I can't fist as she likes because of the murders I have with my extremities.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Use your bulbous noggin.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
the dewey decimal system

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
The worst of Donald Duck's nephews.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
*bill withers*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I'd do that Daisy up the shitpipe.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
this is a good plan as ducks have spiral shaped vaginas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
How do you know this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I once finger banged one on the dance floor and dislocated a finger

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
you're on very random form today, tarqs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
lounge, couch, toilet, "tea" when used to describe lunch
serviette
basically plebs words, if you use any of these then you are a pleb and I look down on you and your ilk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I'm not aware of anyone who would use "tea" to describe lunch
Dinner perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW THERE ALL AS BAD AS EACH OTHER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I hate the word "tasty".
I also strongly disapprove of "eatery" and basically all buzzwords. Plus words that the lower orders favour, I'm looking at you "setee".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Like "tasty geezer"? Or "tasty pork chop"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
^ghey^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Yes. Exactly like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Tee hee, the girlfriend thinks I've bought a leather jacket purely to annoy her.
I haven't really, I've just let her think I have tee hee

I'm such a scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
why have you bought a leather jacket?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I haven't. Dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
You paid for dick?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I hate you, Stunned.
You and your cow lick and your foot of stone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
leather dick at that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
You bought a dick?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
You're homeless.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
James Blunt'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
you've bought it to try and look like more of cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I HAVENT BOUGHT IT WHY ARE YOU ALL STRUGGLING WITH THIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
You want to take over from chompy as the sexiest male in MK?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I ent never even been to MK.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

K

E.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
'serviette'
'lounge'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
'sneakers'
'sneaks'
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
'Vichy'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
'Tower Hamlets'

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Not for long :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
There, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Not there, not there :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Probably better to keep the flat and the crippling debt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
+ ma-na-ma-na

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
You know it is definitely the best thing to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
no, that would be to decapitate you with his samurai sword

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
jamrag

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
oh soz, I thought this was the lunch thread

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
snatchrag

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
mooncup

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
No self respecting gay man would be seen dead in that combo.
Other than that... LOL!

Fucking PC brigade need to get a life or Broken Britain will become Boring Britain.

What are we? Victorian?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
monty is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
*flashes ankle*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
*raises the Royal Ensign*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Put the nice sailor down, please

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
i hate it when anyone says "last orders"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
ME TOO!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
it makes me sad that you won't be around for 3 weeks
who's going to text me at 4am to ask if i'm touching myself?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
OK, OK. I'll just have to factor in the time difference.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I WILL HOLD YOU TO THAT
don't send it at 4pm, i'll be at my desk. so the answer will be NO.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
you can still think about him
or don't you want anybody else?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
like anybody else could measure up

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
"Upskilling" and all other portmanteau management bullshit words
anyone using such should be repeatedly hit in the face with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, broken glass and dogshit.

They are used by wankers with a poor command of English to try and make themselves sound smug and clever.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
"granular"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
'Ideation'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
!"imagineering"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Stratocution

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
wtf is that supposed to mean?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
strategy execution, you oaf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
duh, of course....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Oof. That's a new one.
That's fucking rubbish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Horrible innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
usually you need a "deep dive" to "drill down" to get enough "granularity"
grrrrrrrrrr
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Guzzle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
+CUM

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
No thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
irony

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Divorce.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Married.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Romany.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
So you've got a shag lined up then with the bint from playschool?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
every single letter in the cunt email from the cunt council entitled
"stop burning your money!"

considering the cunts rape me for £2,500 a year for a single person's flat, I WOULD IF I FUCKING WELL COULD!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
b3taswears

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
WiFi

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
and Titch
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Seriously though, WiFI
It doesn't fucking mean anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Doesn't it?
Is it not an abbreviation of some technical bollocks?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
WIreless something?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
It's exactly what it sounds like, a play on hifi.
It was a tradename for the people creating a wireless data transfer standard, meant to suggest reliability.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
well this is a snappy little tagline
they should have gone with that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I refuse to say it
Wireless network. End of.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I use cables whereever possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Me too
In fact my laptop is chained to my desk with a kensington lock
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
THAT'S WHERE I LIVE!
kensington, not your desk. that'd be weird.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
She doesn't really.
She lives in Hammersmith and just tells people Ken'ton because she's a godawful social climber.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
IT'S NOT FUCKING HAMMERSMITH
IT DOES NOT HAVE A W6 POST-CODE OR HAMMERSMITH IN THE ADDRESS!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
^Upset^

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
MY MATE TOM HAS A PLACE IN KENSINGTON!!!!!
ITS LIKE WE'RE RELATED!!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
look love, this isn't cornwall, where everyone is...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Everyone is what?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
It's a tradename, originally.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
iirc it was chosen purely cos it sounded like "hifi"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Joel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
+ene

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
hairy poo chute

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I was referring to people being 'anally retentive'
You filthy bum sexer.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
as i am a girl
this makes EVEN LESS SENSE THAN YOUR USUAL GIBBERISH.

go back to your lilypad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
^DEFINITE BUM SEXER^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Are you self checking in the mirror again?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Do gingers have ginger arse hair?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Did the Macc Lads write that song about Swipey?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
you'll never know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Why? Do you pay a small Asian person to run a strimmer over it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
no, because, well, look at you man
you ain't never seeing anyone else naked, ever
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Ha! Well, that's just where you're wrong....
No, hang on, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
i'm always right
the sooner you lot accept this, the better
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I don't like you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
i don't care

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
fine

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I would assume so, yes
Thus it looks like a minature Sarlacc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
YUCK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Giles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
i used to live in chalfont st giles
i suspect the blue blooded residents would be upset to find their quaint little village is rhyming slang for bumgrapes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I imagine the residents of that entire village
all have floppy Hugh Grant hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
there is a sign by the duckpond
"no stale bread, please"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Artisan sourdough only please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
swag
should be printed on sacks for burglars and thats it
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
would that not make the burglars very easy to spot?
i don't think you'd be a very good burglar.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
hey i dint invent the fucken Beano luv i just believe every word of it

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
i know it ent the beano but i could fucken murder a cow pie now

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
alright dan

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
MURDERER!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
sachet

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Solutions.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
WORK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
YOLO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
*gives last one*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I bid you all farewell.
Have a nice weekend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Peace out my niglet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
'going forward'
'actually'
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I actually heard the the phrase "is the juice worth the squeeze" in a meeting earlier
*sharpens killing hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I like that one.
Gonna use dat one next time I'm with the CEO.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Innovative
Because I can't say it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Hometime
Oh wait, no I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
'Close of play' can fuck off though.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I especially enjoy it when people shorten to COP.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
EOD.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Oh yes!
And annual leave, am I supposed to be ashamed to be going on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
or "at the end of the day"
which really means "fuck you all, I'm right, end of discussion"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I might use this substitution in the future.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Sci fi

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Romcom

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Lexus
They should use the longer form.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Only lexus owners use the longer form.
Like how pricks who own porches are the only people who pronounce it pour-sher.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Preorder.
It drives me mental.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)

order cum
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
spakkaman's cock DOES do that precum thing.
It was just a ruse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
No, its just him being a two-stroker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
He really isn't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Is he a gentle and considerate lover then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
he's a pure sub.
I'm a selfish and demanding lover.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I'm spent
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

selfish and demanding lover VIRGIN
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
ffs
Today has lasted at least a week.

WHEN WILL IT BE OVER?!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
44 mins

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
42...

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Mark King off the time, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
*slap bass*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
You could at least buy me a drink first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
lol!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
when people say 'texts's' meaning 'texts'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Filthy hobittses

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Leave my 'average height' and large feet alone!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
OK Mr Frodo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
you know what they say about men with big feet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
FUCKING CLOWN CUNTS?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Big shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
APART FROM I ENT GOT MY FUCKING NEW BIG SHOES BECAUSE ROYAL MAIL HAVE LOST THEM

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
when 'Doctor Frog' posts.
He's a right fucken prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Why would you be like this?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
treating you mean.
Keeping you hos keen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I'm less keen because you are too quiet lately.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
busy innit babygirl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Don't lie. You've just been posting in the secret forum haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
When people say texts when they mean text messages

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I was talking about script and ancient scrolls full of text.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
So was I

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I misread that. IM SO VERY SOZZLES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

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