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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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come on then
what are you having for lunch?

also, would you ever use anyone else's toothbrush?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:49, 113 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

just et lunch innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

FFS

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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

you give me a question
i will add it to the party
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Two jew circles
JEW CIRCLE ONE: chorizo and tomato boursin
JEW CIRCLE TWO: edam and black forest ham

They're shite if I'm honest, had the same lunch the last three days, fucking dry and terrible. Dunno why I bother I really don't. Should just go get burgers instead.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Yeah I'd use someone else's toothbrush, as long as they didn't find out y'know, what's the harm

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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

urrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

ON MY MOUF like I'm not ramming it up me arse and flossing me nuts

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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

yeah right

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Apart from as a birthday treat obvs

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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Beef and horseradish sandwich
Cheese and onion sandwich
Pork pie
Lemsip
Ibuprofen
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Fruit (again)
alt. No.

New thread please!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Why does anyone care about other people's lunch?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

i'm looking for ideas

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

WHAT LUNCH ARE YOU HAVING JESUS CHRIST ANSWER THE QUESTION

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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

A SANDWICH AND SOME FRUIT ALRIGHT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I'm never happy

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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

WHAT IS IN THE SANDWICH?
AS A FELLOW FOOD-RIGHT I LOOK TO YOU FOR INSPIRATION
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

MUSHROOM PATE WHICH I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU HAVE EXPRESSED A LIKING FOR PREVIOUSLY

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

ooooooh
i wonder if sainsbo's would have any...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

OH MAN I LOVE PATE TRADITIONALLY MADE FROM MUSHROOM LIVERS

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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I don't think there is anything that specifies that pâté should be made from liver
Doesn't it just mean 'paste'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

It comes from the word for paste yes indeed
You would think he would know his mother tongue
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

because of our internal despair at a world of suffering

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Noodles with chopsticks is too difficult.
Using someone else's toothbrush is well rank.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I've done far less hygienic things with my mouth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I don't doubt it

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I find it odd when women would suck a guys dick
but not use his tooth brush
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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

why?
the former is erotic and gives a lot of pleasure. the latter is dead bits of food being scrubbed out of his teeth. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

you flossed with chompy's pubes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

you have some odd fantasies

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I'm a very civilised pervert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

So you don't clean your tooth brush?
You don't piss out of a tooth brush either. Did you make chompy wash it first? I bet he used to pisser in the pizza place.
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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

i do
but i don't want anyone else using it!

i am not enjoying this "you sucked chompy's cock" meme. WORST THING EVER. fucking rory.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

You should've thought of that before you sucked chompy's cock.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

i was too drunk to think of anything

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

apart from cock

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Look all I'm saying is I don't see anything wrong with using someones toothbrush in a pinch
Especially if I have just sucked their cock and need to get rid of the taste.
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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

i usually have one in my handbag

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

A Cock? More than likely with you.

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

you know me far far too well

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

So Battered is meeting me for lunch on Tuesday
Are we meeting at some point in my two day flying visit?
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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)

i can do tue evening i think??

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Im at the gig then. Theres still tickets, you should come along

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

If you didn't want to have people take the piss out of you for it you shouldn't
A) Done it in the first place
B) Had a six year online war with the guy openly alluding to it
C) Told Rory
D) Openly told the internet.

Just so you know for next time.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

you're so warm and supportive

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I'm really more of a cold hard facts sort.

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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

cunt
cunt is the word you're looking for
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Perhaps, but what I'm not is the sort of person that does something they regret
then tell a bunch of full-on bastards all about it and how much I regret it. That'd make me an idiot.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

YOU WAIT FOR THE INEVITABLE POSTS ABOUT YOUR SHIT CAR IN ABOUT ... 2 WEEKS

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Hey why wait
Frenchie drives a shit shit car, that marks him out as:
a) a twat
b) a povvo
c) without taste
d) doomed to spend a lot of time in garages
e) a twat, I know this is the same as the first point but I felt it needed more exposure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

i did enjoy this

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

A shit car?
Isn't it a supa fly mark 2 golf gti?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

it's a matchbox on wheels

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You'd have a point if it weren't for the fact that I've got the best car ever.

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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

This is the man who bet his life savings on Black only for it to come up Red

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

If you're a couple you've pretty much tasted the inside of each others mouths already
What's a bit of scrubbing between lovers
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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

mouths are not food

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I can't turn my tongue off from tasting things
If it gets put in places I'm gonna know what they taste like
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Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

My missus is the opposite way round :(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Rub your toothbrush on your cock to get your own back.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Way ahead of you there, Gorms

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Put toothpaste on your cock and lie in the basin.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

officelol.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

fucking genius

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Gingivitis

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I'M NOT BLOODY GINGER!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

And another thing, if you are supposed to wash your hands after taking a shit how come i've never got sick after rimming our lass?

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

And another thing
HYYYYYYUUURRRGHHHHUUURRKK
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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Sorry I'm trying to make people sick
Did you catch the Swipey/B3th tits newtons crade subthread earlier?
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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I did.
Though I don't know what sort of shit Newton's Cradle you've been playing with that makes you push a bunch of metal balls on rubber bands along a desk.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

One made of disgusting, veiny, stretch marked tits, obviously

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

women who haven't given birth don't have those problems...

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

They do if they're over about 28 or so.
Even younger if they're unlucky. You should have seen the ex's.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

i don't have either
despite hating their size. interesting. maybe i should whinge about them a little less.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Probably.

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Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I missed that one. A convo about tits I thought I would have caught that. Which pair won?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

No one won that conversation
*thousand yards stares

NO ONE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Norks should be placed on the back just above the arse, that way you can ogle both safely.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Ah but you would then have to look a lady in the eyes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I wash mine before I use the loo.
Just to be safe.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I wash my hands before having a piss, as my hands could have been anywhere but my knob has been safely tucked away and I don't want to get it dirty.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

How safe is safe?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Wrapped in two condoms, the Irish way.
To be sure, to be sure.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

three is essential
given your raging chylamydia
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

ITS SYMPTOMLESS

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I've usually got one in my handbag

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

a cock?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

No a bumhole

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Just remembered I'd stomped this thread however this one is healthy with a glossy coat mine jas lost teeth. I shall delete it.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Hang on someone jas actually replied.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Jacket potato with chilli
Fucking lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Jacket spuds are ace.
Do you cheat and micro them first to lessen tje cooking time?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

This was a bought one from Fenwicks
Spicy onions too

But yes at home - ten mins in the microwave first then up to two hours in the oven
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

What does ten minutes in the microwave add to two hours cooking in the oven?
This doesn't make any sense.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Ensure the middle is cooked first
Then in on low for ages
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Pretty sure if you stick them in the oven for two hours the middle will definitely cook.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)

2hours is a tad long.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Trick is to push a metal skewer through, reduces cooking time by about 15 min. 60-75 minutes is fine

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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Bollocks
Microwaves do not cook from the inside out. Try putting something frozen in a microwave and seeing which part melts first.
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Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:00, Reply)

is Tangers still about?
Just wanted to let him know Slint are playing a couple of gigs later this year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I am and I am aware of this.
Manchester and London only though.

Are you a fan of Disco Inferno?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

nivir heard ay thum ye fucken elitist english prick
I quite fancy going to the Manchester Slint gig.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

you'd love manchester
lots of bars for nice boys like you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Hey Dozer maybe we can not meet for a drink!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Deal!
Like I'd be seen dead in public with you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

There are plenty of them in Leeds.
I'm a regular at the Viaduct.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

You should look them up, you'd like them.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I watched a film of a lady playing with her Slint
does this count?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

salami salad baguette and a bag of kettle crisps
ALT: sure, it gets rinsed after use anyway.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Salami king of cooked meat.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I had it on a sandwich last night too
piri-piri hummus, Mexicana cheddar, ham, salami rustico, red pepper, red onion, tomato, baby spinach and pickle. Lovely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

An excellent sandwich

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I had another one of them squeezy posh cuppasoups.
They're quite nice.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

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