DIBS
d'you think people swear too much?

now you know me, i dont know a fucken cuss word from shinola, but the rest of you cunts cant even seem to like or dislike stuff with it being either 'the tits' or 'fucking shit'

Alt: when were you last somewhere and thought "half a mo! this is that place from that film/tv show" did you take a picture of yourself doing something someone from the film/tv show did in that place?

Altalt: do you have to see the car before you can call shotgun? what other laws of childhood do you still abide by?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:44, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Altalt: course you have to see the car.
premature shotgunning is punishable by a ostracision. or a chinese burn.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

is that what happened to bernie clifton?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

It was a suspended sentence

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Nah I've changed my mind, Reg
This is a fucking shit idea for a new thread
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

id call you a cunt but pointing out the obvious is not what id call striving for excellence
and im all about the excellence
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Maybe someone will stomp this thread in a minute?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

i dunno, why are you asking me?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I don't even know why I put a question mark on the end of that sentence?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Shut up you fat spastic

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

alright Reg
You're the voice of the silent majority and no fucken mistake.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

ive got a lot on my mind one-doz
i keep thinking of your name like a bingo call, but backwards. 1 and 2...one-doz. have you ever been to the bingo?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

It makes me think of REM and KRS-one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

KRS-One nicked his name from me innit.
Typical thieving negro jew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Done well, swearing is great.
Like anything, over-used, it's rubbish.

One of my first lols on B3ta was seeing someone respond "Shut up you fat spastic" which did actually make me lol.

Combo-swears are generally shit, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Shut up you fat spastic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

fuckin wee-wee tapir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I don't understand the shotgun thing.
Although I can give a good Chinese burn.
Money megs on it?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

^ yokel

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I swear far too much Reg
It is horrible but I cant help it.

Alt:
I drove past the "Get Carter" car park in Gateshead the other week but its all been knocked down now

AltAlt:
No tigbacks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

You're a big man, but you're in bad shape.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Not any more!
he says having not run an inch since the Great North Run
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)

have you got any swearsavers when your at home in front of the kids or if the missus is a bit of a prude
like, i dunno, fucken 'OH FLUFFEN BOLLARDS IVE BUTTERD UP THE FLUFFEN HOOVER WITH ALL THIS FLUFFEN CAT POOPIES'
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

bloomin'
also monkeychops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

i say cheese and crackers in case the vicar pops round for tea when im doing diy
fucken nazarene cunt and his tea blagging
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I might nick cheese and crackers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Bollocks spouting cunts haven't emailed me back yet.
Cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Swearing seems to get the point across on here.
I do prefer to be a bit more eloquent and articulate with scathing put downs IRL.

Alt. Not that I recall but I totally would.
Not that Beatles crossing though or anything else that would annoy folk.
I'd run them Beatles pricks over.

AltAlt. Yellow car! *punches in arm*
I don't give a fuck where I sit in a car as log as it's not a 3 door hatchback.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Get fucked.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

How's about you sit on my fat one, shitballs?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

oh baby that's so hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I agree 1980's 3 door hatchbacks are the worst of the lot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

altalt: when dividing food or drink equally between two, one should cut or pour, and the other should decide.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I like this
My Mrs maiden name was Howarth and we used to refer to anything she divided up as a "Howarth Half" i.e. I got 1/3 and she got 2/3
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Hence the reason
she will only go for MMF threesomes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Yup, "You split I choose" visa-versa.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I've never sworn in my life, mummy would be ever so cross. She'll lock me in the Dark Cupboard again.
altalt: never heard of shotgunnning until telly told me about it, not a thing in Yorkshire, we don't have cars for a start.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

altalt: the breach of the foggy first rule is the death of friendships

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

what the dickens is the foggy first rule?
is this another yourkshire ripper murder thing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I think he means froggy first

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

+ sloppy second

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

That's how I roll.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

can I have scraps?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

you could use it in that context if you wanted, like if you and your mates are out for a bit of murder and you all see a hot stranglee
you go 'foggy first' meaning you're the first to have a crack at wringing the life from her. If someone says foggy first after you, then they are not first. You are first.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

foggy first having a beer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

AWWW BUT I WAS GONNA HAVE A BEER
Tell me when you've had it so I can have one
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

it's all a bit of a struggle today, isn't it?
maybe we should call it a day, head home and watch some Oprah with a fish finger sandwich and recuperate. I'll expect you all back here, FRESH AS A DAISY, for some serious baytering in the morning. Now OFF YOU POP!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I don't want a fish finger sandwich

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I SED OFF U FUCKEN POP! CARNT U FUCKEN READ VEGGIEMITE???

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I WAS ALL FUCKEN POLITE ABOUT IT N'ALL

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

IS OPRAH EVEN ON TELLY ANYMORE?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

SHES ON MY FUCKEN BEST OF OPRAH BAYTAMAX CASSETTE IF YOU ENT GOT ONE THATS URE FUCKEN PROBLEM

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

ha, baytamax, old.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Thanks "Jo Frost"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I ENT DONE PAGE 3 THIS MAKES NO SENSE

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

The world is a poorer place because of this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

^ TGKTWOTS

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Is that some kind of crisp?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

^ TGCDKTWOTS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

innit

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

You could though, you've got what it takes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Woah Frogso's revealing his best chat-up lines here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

You and me should definitely not go for a pint sometime.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I could be your wingman!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I'd like that, I could 'woo' the ladies and you could come along and ruin it with your sneering jibes and cynicism.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

+singing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I think we have all talked about everything ever.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

We have always talked bollocks TBH
The question is to provoke people to post something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I did three (albeit shit) thread in a row yesterday
My work is done
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Nah,
I've just been out for lunch and bumped in to an old friend, we could talk about that if you like?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Alright, since no cunts for popping off you may as well
did they try to sell you insurance?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I really find it irritating when people use victorian insults or combination of multi-swearwords/animals.
Unless they're geniuenly doing it without thinking or doing it for a reaction.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

You fucking rapscallion

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

+ raccoon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Let's go down the Tuck Shop and get some Marathon bars.... har har, I refuse to call them snickers.... haw haw... do you remember them?
And this is coming from someone who says fizzy pop
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

***

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I call gazumping balderdash on the very notion

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Fuck off cunt
(Did I do it right?)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

The girlfriend is at a corporate retreat today and tomorrow.
Tomorrow she'll be forced to go white water rafting on a river in October. She only owns bikinis. I don't think she's going to enjoy it much.

In other news, I'm expected to take part in a fucking Mexican wave that all of bastard Uxbridge will be able to see.

I fucking hate this company.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Some of her colleagues may enjoy it though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I expect so, she scrubs up alright and ent fat or anything.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Wahey!
He really should buy her some other clothing.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

He's rightly quite proud of his bird's tits.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Thats *lovely* of you to say!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

He's going to stand by the rafting area and smoke a pipe
Pointing them out to passers by
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I say old chap
Have you seen the cracking bazongas on my missus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

"No?"
"Here's an A4 picture"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Quite a lot of discussion about my girlfriend's boobs, here.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

You started it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Quite clearly said 'guys lets have a chat about mrs K's tits'

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Thats certainly how I read it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Oh man I had to work but I zinged you good and proper up there ^^^
I was so proud an all bruv I aint even lying you get me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Oh, so you did
*golf claps*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)

\0/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)

More like 'regardez, les norks fabuleux sur ma copine'
'le dernier soir j'etais un, ow you say in eeenglish, 'soapy tit wank'
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I believe the whole point of this corporate retreat
Is simply a way for her to power through all of the male colleagues in one easy swoop... Hence her letting young Kroney here think she is going "white water rafting"... The stuff is white and wet but there the similarity ends
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It's with all the directors and sales people
the male members of which are renowned as unrepentant flangehounds, so I reckon the point is largely to try and chat up the girls, yeah.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I dont want to concern you but if she comes back and mumbles a lot
then I would suggest that you quickly check her bank balance to see if she has got the pay rise
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Her "wank balance"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I can't help but feel as though I've fallen foul of the void of amusement left behind when Chompy's stripper dumped him.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Hey just because at this very moment your beloved
looks like a plasterers radio, don't take it out on us
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Based on facebook pics of Mrs K
You dun good son
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

INTERNET VALIDATION

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

as i dont facebook
I am just going to guess
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Mrs K - Premier League
Mr K - Unibond Premier
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

you're what?
why would uxbridge see it? are you doing some fucking team building on a roof or something?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

There's a balcony on the fourth floor. Management think it will be "fun".
I'm going to be on the phone and thus sadly unable to attend.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

i don't like the fact that managers encourage this sort of behaviour,
is there anyone that enjoys it? does it really get anything done? are the people at the top really impressed?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It's fucking stupid and anybody with any sense thinks it's juvenile and ridiculous.
Which, in this company, seems to be only me.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

really?
don't you do something fairly important? are you saying your colleagues are idiotic incompetent boobs?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

You spelled "impotent" wrong.
But otherwise, yes, that is what I'm saying. Though don't mention boobs, some of these guys are getting a little frothy.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

No we are now going to discuss your girlfriends impending
infidelity with the whole of the male directorate of the company... I believe the term is Bukakked
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Or hartleyed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:00, Reply)

We had a "circus" afternoon once at a staff conference
I was asked to dress up like a clown and politely told our lead developer that I'd rather be set on fire than do that

*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

For the first time my team is doing a decent team building
We're going down the pub all afternoon instead of working
yesssssss
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

They're planning on locking you out of the offices and firing you all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Where is HH?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)

When is the mexican wave?
I have to go to IBB at some point over the next few days & would love to see this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Tomorrow.
I won't be present.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

DAMN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Wouldn't work for you anyway, given the requirement for the arms to be lowered after being raised

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Take a big cannister of BP oil and chuck it over everyone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Guy Fieri has said 'papparika' and 'basalmic' twice now the fat cunt.
I'm on the wine now
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Life begins at 40

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I'm on my second Young Montalbano episode too.
Love that shit.

#pipeandslippers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I could use some wine. Stupid work.
Plus I've almost finished the whisky I bought.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

at work?
Slippery slope brah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

does drinky hand gesture

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Go on then
Mine's a pint of shiraz, boss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

classy...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
I actually have some rather nice wine glasses we got as a wedding present
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I have often thought you might as well drink wine in a pint glass. If you're gonna have *A* glass of wine, make it a fackin pint.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

/LAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I ain't drinking out of no pussy glass, if I'm drinking, then I'm DRINKING you get me?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

MECHALAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Straight up son

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

pint of shiraz blow job
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Shouldn't I be asking you that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

bit gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Hey
I'm not the one getting noshed off by Ghandi before work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

tell it to the judge, bennyboy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

mores the pity eh sporters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I am stuck at work without booze.
I'd prefer to be stuck into booze without work.

A subtley different slope.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

i used to drink at work all the time.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

That's it, share with the group.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

work School
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I took acid and went to 6th form classes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Ah you an me are like bruvs
I got kicked out of an alevel maths class for exactly the same reason
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

industry norm tho eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

yeah,
i've been losing weight steadily since losing, despite doing less exercise and eating more often.
I might be working in london soon. Got an interview with a big firm monday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

i need some london help.
need to get from Paddington station to Mansion house on monday morning, am i a mug getting the circle line all the way round, or is there a faster bus route i can jump on?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Bakerloo, change at Embankment.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

ah, yes, the poo brown line.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Stand outside paddington station
You will see an odd shaped black car, you can get into these and they will take you to any destination
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

well, yes, but is that faster or slower than a tube or bus or walking?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Buses in central are painfully slow.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

buses are for short hops or for when you are in no hurry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Train gets in at 9, interview at 9.45.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

tube

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

says fuck before 5 edgy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

want to make an overnight lol of it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

are you working monday?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

fraid so

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I've got a job tuesday morning, so i'd have to come back in the evening,
got a 4 am start on an install in watford.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

ok eff that nignog

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)