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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The cunts from the university phoned back.
I've totally banged that shit out and submitted it now. What tedious aspect of your life are you sharing today?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:25, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm on a conference call about a BT web-based network and service centre.
Currently they are displaying its call volume logging abilities. There's a graph.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
INTERFACE THROUGHPUT DETAILED CHART
ohhh yeaeaaahahhhhhhggnnnnnnng

*spurt*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
We've patched a product so I'm making sure our support channels are updated in all supported languages
Wacky shit today man
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
KKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Rollercoaster never ends
Well actually at 6 I'll go home so it'll end then
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I have been 'outputting' CSV stock records into excel to make 'global' changes in various manufacturers product range prices, ready for November.
There were also some issues with negative stock, and missing stock movement records, but that's been sorted out now.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
fucking hell.
Duller than Cable Chat.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Al is a cunt, by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
We also misplaced a box of Ideal ionization probes but they have been found and shipped out.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'm currently compiling a list of rejected claims for each sales person.
With reasons and whether they have bothered to follow it up.

The chopping board looms for some and I will be hated but tough titties.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I'm also looking at Christmas Hampers to send my folks

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
it's a queer old life for you isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I do enjoy :)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I've got a job interview in london on monday with a guy with a girls name.
It might see me visiting offices all over the capital. I might go see all my b3ta london chums at their desks and share some lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I'll be off work on Monday. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Well, the job is in London, so I'll pop by once I'm working full time.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I had a male dude called Tracey claiming this week.
What's that about, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
dunno,
this guy is called Lois, as in superman's girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Nah mate, they're having you on
That's a bird
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
well, that woman that murdered her kid called hers keanu,
it's not a surprise people name their kids shit things.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Louis without the u?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
no, he pronounced it Lois,
like lois lane.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
he sounds dangerously american

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
That's how I said it in my head

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
My mate's neighbours are called 'Jo and Tracey', when he mentioned them I assumed they were a pair of rug munchers.
Not so.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I'm updating our cost prices
so we can accurately report profit for 2013.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
PROFIT IS DICKS
LOL
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Is that the title of your report?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
"How Multiple Insertions Help The Bottom Line"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
*waves*
I know! I know!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
You make sure they're pegged to inflation?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Oh...













No.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I'm waiting to get the nod to release something to the customers test environment.
There's probably other stuff I could be getting on with but that's not happening until I've finished this 150g bag of Walkers Sensations and my cup of tea.

Might have a piss as well. Maybe even a dry run.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
GREAT IDEA FOR A THREAD AB!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
He just wants to replenish his Anecdote Kings section with some fresh tales
I'M ONTO YOU BADGIE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I just had a look, he hasn't updated any of it for ages

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I bet rob wouldn't endorse it now it's in this sorry state :(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I heard it was the main reason he jumped ship and started a new website

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
4m40ru5b4dg3r.com

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME. ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
^^ Correct and upset.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
IM NOT!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
What if his day isn't boring what then froggles
WHAT THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
As you well know, if he lead a full and interesting life he wouldn't be posting here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Nah they do, just they have to tell us how interesting and important they are before swanning off into the distance with their ladies

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Bunch of wankers with their 'careers' and 'lives', who needs 'em, I asks ya?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I ain't ever had a career or a life and I ain't gonna start now
Fuckers can do one
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I think *we* know who's the real success story here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Who'd have thought that asking people to post a load of dull shit would result in a load of dull shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I'm amazed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
You should really change your name to Wilf2
Is there something wrong in your life you'd like to share with the group?
Or is it just a bad case of the Meldrews?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
He asked for people to post something tedious; people posted tedious stuff; I found it tedious.
I fail to see where I'm at fault here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Not at fault. Just more tedious than the tedious postings.
Like someone who talks through a film, pointing out it's flaws.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I do that as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Haha!! Ah hey.
In that case, as you were!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Typical Vegemite! *rolls eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
You know the word on my street, Arr Dee

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Just had a meeting about producing a restaurant brochure.
I'm doing the photography. That tedious enough?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I've got a smart phone, I'll do it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
i've got a smart phone and a party bag of doritos.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
fuck me, outbid again

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I'm updating some system groups that haven't been nested correctly.
whilst gazing out of the window and drinking coke.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
You sound like one of those
Menopausal women from the diet coke ads... Are you staring at a dreamy hunk I bet you are...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Not unless he is an extremely wet and bedraggled pigeon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Hey what ever floats you boat

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Even though I am not a web person
I am having to update the website as I am the only person with any level of IT competence available.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
i was just looking in the other thread and there was a funny jibe bout kroney joe being french
is he french?

I think we need a meme amnesty or a memefession. hand in your memes or explain why they should stick around kinda thing or if they started by truth of cos some cunt made up some shit about a hoover snout

i ent gone on about fish & chips today if thats any help?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Monty once said I looked French. I do not.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
That stripy top and string of onions says otherwise!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Plus the smell
don't forget the smell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
fucken Mince! him and his hoover snout can sniff out a new meme at a hundred paces
i think someone else needs a go with the talking cushion
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I set up a hot lunch date for Wednesday next week

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Sigh*
I gave your missus a hot lunch this afternoon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I'm updating our 2014A deploy scripts to automatically include our RAD* products
with a pre-check to see if the currently installed RAD* products are at compatible versions

* not RAD at all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
The internet here is so slow
that after 18 hours, only 11% of this file has downloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
surely that depends on how big the file is?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Well it's bigger than usual
2.4Gb, but not the size of 'the internet.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)
You know you can't download 'Google' right?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
When it reaches 100% you've accidentally the Internet.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Damn
why did no-one tell me that before I started?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Well this *has* been fun. I'm going for a pint before possibly being beheaded/raped and footage posted on 'The Internet'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)
FOGGY FIRST NOT RAPING o/

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I've written a script to backpopulate legacy trades with the correct exchange and holiday centre
although not all the details based on the holiday centre, that would be insane hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
to be fair, that took about 5 minutes
I've spent the rest of the afternoon surreptitiously googling "transexual dominatrix london", as we all have from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
O...k...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
on my phone, I'm not mad

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Phew, that's a relief
Otherwise it'd be a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
It was only weird when I recognised Stunned in a long blonde wig

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)
That was a picture of Heather Mills

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I found is video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOpAFaQ-5w
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I think I'll wait till I'm not at work to click on that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I'm googling pictures of food and restaurants, whilst, get this...
I'm eating! Beef and cheese butty in the pub. Fucking crazy man,crazy.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)
It's nearly time for me to be allowed another Lemsip.
Thank christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)
G4NG$T4 $H1T

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I'm going home in 33 minutes. THEN I'M GOING BACK OUT
To get some beer then take it home and drink it

COR EH
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Might have a bottle of wine tonight with my sandwich
or pick up kebab meat and chips on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:56, Reply)
I have a headache
and I might as well be talking into an echoing void most of the time so it doesn't matter what shit I share
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR LADY PARTS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)
i'm not *quite* that bendy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)
perroni is a nice beer to enjoy alone.....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)
My feet hurt
Yet another trade show done and dusted. I will be sorting the leads into geographical sales areas tomorrow.
Woo.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

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