Evening dullard prick thread.
Any of you play games on your mobile, apart from the soul destroying candy cunt that has taken over my life?
What are your recommendations?

Alt. recommend something else.

altalt. Halloween is fast approaching. Apart from the begging at the door, I quite enjoy this holiday. What are your favourite holidays? Or horror films.

This place has gone down faster than that migrant boat today.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:22, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Virgin gay cunt^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

I bet I get laid more times in a week than you have in a lifetime pet.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)

I wouldn't have thought once a week excessive.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)

I bet your arse is like the set-up to a Billy Connolly joke.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Wobbly and inceasingly senile? "Geordiejay - you have Parkinsons of the arse."

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Hanging around a grotty side street, with his arse in the air and only enjoyed by stupid northern people.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:48, Reply)

What Billy Connelly dvd's have you seen?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Oh no wait, australians like him as well.
But they're basically northern, given their level of cultural sophistication.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:56, Reply)

I am a Northern people and dislike Billy Connolly
You can't just make sweeping generalisations like that - unless you want to, of course.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:02, Reply)

No deliveries in the back, thanks all the same.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Upset virgin gay cunt^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Shut up and kiss me, you fool.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Halloween isn't a "holiday", is it?
The banks don't close and people don't get a day off.

It's a day which people use as an excuse for setting off fireworks and allowing snivelling kids to knock on strangers' doors.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:31, Reply)

IM JUST TRYING TO FILL THE SILENCE!!
It's a holiday in America. Fuck knows what it is here apart from, as you say, a chance for chavs to put your windows through.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)

It's not a holiday in America either
But I commend your brave efforts to add content to dull hours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I swear I've heard merkins refer to it as a holiday.
Or, Helliday, if you fancy a pun
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:42, Reply)

It probably will be for a lot of them this year.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:45, Reply)

all because of an NHS or something?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Probably an ideal answer for QOTW
Whatever you think of our public sector it doesn't get held to ransom by conflicting ideologies and isn't subject to short notice cancellation on governmental whim.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

*coughing fit*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:59, Reply)

If Ed and Dave fell out irrevocably tomorrow when would you stop getting paid?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

It was more 'doesn't get held to ransom by conflicting ideologies' bit that was LOLtatsic.
Soon as one set of cunts gets in they set about reversing what the other cunts did. And then adding their own, new bit of cunting to it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)

It's immediate in the US
Whatever policy is imposed - inflicted - here is for a governmental term and is subject to oversight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Good evening.
Been playing a free word game called Ruzzle. Millions of ads but I found out accidentally that you can switch to Airplane mode if you're on a tablet an play without the ads. Bet I was the only one who didn't know.
Also enjoyed mind numbing Jelly Splash which is free up till level 60 then it's one ninety nine.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

im on 268 or something equally as ridiculous on candy cunt.
and they keep trying to get me to play their new game.

NO!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-12-types-of-people-you-find-in-news-webite-comments
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Few of these on here.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I discovered this today and suddenly "I like android"
www.homepackbuzz.com/homepack/list
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

still got a headache
but I'm working my way through Breaking Bad. I'm sure if I had a life I'd recommend that, but I've been missing that for a while.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

season 4 is the best one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

that's the on I'm on

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

The last three episodes are superb.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Blimey it's Cavy!
Thought you were dead.

How are you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

i'm back sometimes now
right now, not great, somethings aren't too bad but that's how things go, right?

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Not great is not good.
What's amiss, the Cavy?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)

ah, nothing really
I just need to man up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Do so with gusto
On the assumption that you still have all your limbs, internal organs, head and flesh (not necessarily in that order) there's nothing to whinge about.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

i know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

to a
+me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Hiya Cavy
how are you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

my god, it's like 2010
how you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

*plays 2010 music*
not bad thanks, how about you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)

see above
headaches suck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Go the app store, click games, top new free

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:03, Reply)

alright
Just been reading about Pioneer CDJs. I didn't make the link between cars and clubs before.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Im not making it now..?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

laser technology needs stability
So CD players at home are fine. Any environment with heavy vibration was a challenge. Pioneer brought out CD players for cars which coped with vibration and used that as the basis for club players.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Ah right.
Remember discmans that had a ten second buffer for joggers?

Technology advances so quick
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I didn't know that CDJs came out in 1994

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

For real time-wastage
adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Dunno, used to sometimes play Snake on the bog when I had a Nokia years ago
Alt: I recommend going to see my band on Tuesday.
Altalt: Gonna take a couple of weeks off for Christmas, so I reckon that'll be pretty good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Ive always fancied having Christmas in a hotter climate
or in a fancy hotel.

Maybe next year
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Are you inviting me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

I imagine that would be like a BBC sitcom

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Deeply unfunny?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Christmas this year is in Montreaux.
Not very warm but it'll do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Halloween is crap. Unless you're into all that pagan skyclad yurt munching shite.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

or a group of larpers winning all the costume prizes
did that a few times...didn't even need costumes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

This upsets me.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:18, Reply)

gotta fund the habit somehow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Those pigs ain't cheap to keep.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

This Halloween will be my 30th birthday.
I struggle to realise that I am in my 30s.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

So you're telling us that your birthday is October 31st 1983?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah', erm... why?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Just making me feel old, that's all

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Haha, cool.
It's the sort of age where I can't get away with this "loveable idiot" schtick anymore.... at least, not as much anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I'm 45 in November.
There isn't any way now that I can avoid being called middle-aged.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Gonz is dyslexic, his birthday is September 15th 1970.
Wait, that's not how it works, is it? I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FOOL!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

1st of Jan 1970 @ 00:00:00 is the most important second in computing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

For eunuchs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

i've been in my 30s for years
I can see 40 from here. Still not used to being over 25.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I'm hopefully gonna use it to stir me on to 'doing things'.
I've been talking about taking up archory since I was a kid. Hopefully i'll get a dog in this decade too. These aren't related.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I've been in my 20's for years.
I still am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:38, Reply)

i've hit the age
where no one on dating sites is interested, but it's OK because it seems that most guys my age are well old and boring. Young people are just annoying, too. Basically I've hit the age where I hate everyone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Nobody on dating sites will ever be interested.
It's not an age thing. Dating sites seem to be for the dull. Tried them myself.

You have an imagination and you're creative. Dating sites cater for those who tick boxes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

nice of you to say so
I found a good one on a dating site, but I misplaced him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Well try to find him again - if you've put him down the back of the sofa he might be cross
You know what I mean.

Rory must be banned again, otherwise HE'D tell us what to do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I've been that age since about 21

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Hi, it's Phil here, you know, that guy that somehow manages to have a full time job yet still somehow manages to post here at various times of the day
Without a proxy or risk of his work place blocking it.

Anyway i felt the need to log on at 20:10 to tell you this thread is shit. Thanks jay.
( Peej, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:11, Reply)

You sound rather upset
Why might this be?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Wife not putting out again I'd wager.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Alright DG?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Considering ordering a curry.
How's Bradford?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Subject to negative headlines as usual

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Same as the last 50 years then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I live in the self declared bit of East Leeds now

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

I got Fifa 12 for 25p off Google app store
Alt:
I recommend red wine to sort a fucking shit day right in the pods

AltAlt:
The kids like it so I'm happy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Alright sporters?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

better now thanks
How's tricks?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Just posted a video if the dog's last walk on faecebook.
Fair brought a lump to me eye so it did.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

sad times
I love doggies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I'm not here enough
So I don't know what to say but I know how I'd feel.

My thoughts - and to Tourettes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I am eating Saint Agur and drinking Balvenie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I bet Saint Agur is very pleased about being noshed off by a repatriated Scotsman of stunted growth.
Alright Dozer?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Not bad, DG
You?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

See above.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

She had a good, happy life and got to do her favourite thing on her last day
which was chasing sticks in a river.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

The only thing you can do is make a pet's life as happy as it can be.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

She was a rescue staffy
so on balance she could have had a really shit life, given the stereotype demographic that keeps them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:40, Reply)

My hamster was adopted.
She was terrified of everything when she came here, now she's ridiculously confident and affectionate.

She's 'OK'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:41, Reply)

The missus had a hamster a few years back.
The dog was terrified of it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

It was the same when next door got a puppy.
She was shitting herself for months, then when he got bigger than her she was OK.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:51, Reply)

st Agur is great

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

trudat yo
It goes well with sweet whiskies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I really rather like question time.
Even though it's a great big circus.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)

I''ve been following a charity auction online this evening.
Over 2.3 million has been raised for Bristol Children's Hospital.

I might have a beer now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 23:03, Reply)