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Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:53, 125 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Sup Kid I thought you was Stepped again?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Thought you were stepped

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:55, Reply)

Toppers, ta.
You? I heard a rumour you were stepped.
Are you the real Battered or a tall person with delusions of dwarfism?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)
It was a 24 hour stepping. Finished now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:58, Reply)
I heard someone got MARRdy with what you posted and banned you for a week?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2111926
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Hows things with you anyhoo?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)
Splendid. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Not as great as I would like, going to see a Sectional Buildings MD next week
but that would put me back on the road again for a living, not sure if I really want to be going back to that
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)
I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)
:(
well really
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I thought we was tight
I'm not sure how much more my fragile ego can take
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Are you sure you aint mistaking me for PD?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Quite sure.
Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)
That really is kinda harsh
Fist day I've posted for yonks and this is the abuse I get
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:18, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)
With the lack of posters on /ot this place may well end up like /talk
if people carry on like this
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)
You seem to have gotten yourself in a loop there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I hope you get a painful, terminal brain tumour.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:25, Reply)
The brain has no pain receptors so that may be a bit difficult

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2099450
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)
he really doesn't care.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I still think he has a soft spot for me......I'll send him some Viagra to cure it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Well you won't need yours anymore, now your wife has kicked you out & your mistress has dumped you as you're an unemployed loser.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Hahaha, is this the word on the street?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:20, Reply)
What makes you think anyone would be interested in you to the point they'd discuss you when you're not around?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)
But I bet you did didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Certainly not. Don't flatter yourself, dolescum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)
HEY that's going a bit far.....DOLE
I would rather sleep with Swipe than stoop to that
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)
You had a good week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Not too bad ta. Yourself? Are you back at work?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Been back in two weeks now.
I'm permanently tired.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)
That HH's a bit of a cunt isn' t he? Glad hes not here

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)
He's fucking cunt.
What're you up to? I'm making cassoulet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)
He's a right weirdo.
His favourite Gladiator was Panther as he knew he had no chance of pulling Jet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I might watch Ultimate Force.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Is that the Ross Kemp SAS thing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Yep. Terribly awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I watched a couple of episodes of The Knock the other week
And quite enjoyed them.

Also, Vincent with Ray Winstone was a good series.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)
WOLF whistles

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Hartley Hare.... READY?
Battered..... READY?

3-2-1..... *whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)
*Travelators*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)
I back from Norwich.
Been back quite a while, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)
How many extra thumbs, fingers and toes did you grow whilst being there?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)
None. As an act of massively shit, passive aggressive sports-based wankery I made them build me a blue and white bow.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Michael Crick would be well Jell

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Fo' sho'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
It's a place to escape from as soon as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Are you sure you're not thinking of Chompys bedroom?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)
It's no grotty-but-trendy East End shithole, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Those must be terrible, thankfully it's Monty not me that has to put up with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)
This is the most tragic aspect of his having to sell his flat. He's genuinely sad to move out of a shithole.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
His flat is pretty good tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Isn't this a bit like saying 'yes he's shat on the carpet but look! I've put some glitter on it'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)
So did you win?
The only reason anyone went to Norwich was to take part in the Quiz Of The Week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Sale Of The Century.
'Live, from Norwich...'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Anglia television
Sale of the century and Tales of the Unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
How' s the casohlet?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Dunno yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Is that a bonus round I don't remember?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:52, Reply)

"Open the Box"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)
meh, I'm going to watch some TV

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Tranny lover.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)

FaFaFaFaFaFaFaFa.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Evening
I had sausage casserole from the freezer and a load of couscous as it was a bit runny. 8/10 would combine again.

Fucking glad the week is over.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Decent grub, well described.
Battered, of course, is having what he describes as cassoulet, the grandiosed cunt.
Hope next week is better.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)
There is now only one bag of unidentified brown in the freezer
after that it's time to get the slow cooker out again, and this time LABEL THE SODDING FREEZER BAGS
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
You are staying at Gonz's house AICMQSB

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Ha! Nothing like turning on the slow cooker in the morning, inserting the contents of unlabelled freezer bag and returning at night to enjoy ......two pints of freeze-burned gravy.
I now have a week per month of eating nothing but freezer contents.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)
cook it in the slow cooker and then freeze it
then defrost it over the day and mocrowave it when you get home.

What kind of spastic puts frozen stuff in a slow cooker?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Of course!
I like "curry, by the famous Sue Vide." They used to be Vesta, I'm told.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)
That's because what I've cooked contains duck as well as toulouse sausages, breadcrumbs, red wine, etc.
Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Yummy

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Twat too, eh? You've not tasted that in a while. Goes with the too loose theme.
Wanker.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)
i have carrot cake
which is lovely. But there is nothing sadder than shopping on a Friday night, especially with a basket full of vegetables topped with an individual slice of cake. Might as well have bought cat food and gin too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Evening Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:30, Reply)
evening jeff
'sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Just watched a very moving YouTube video.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Yeah, we didn't get the bit before where the dog had a big shit on a picnic table, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Shame. You were always have the stains on the carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Alright Battered.
Seems everyone knows my name now. Does that make this place Cheers? If so, can I be Woody Harrelson?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)
alright Steve

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)
alright Doris?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Alright Mavis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Well I don't really know....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Alright Derek.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:58, Reply)
alright Tom

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Alright Colin?
THIS IS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:02, Reply)
Alright Paul

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:13, Reply)
emvee is hardly "everyone"
or "anyone" for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:03, Reply)
Ro* Le*se J*nes you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:28, Reply)
Ro* Le*se J*nes f*ngers k*ds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:39, Reply)
I am drinking Westons cider on top of a Naga curry
I fear for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:28, Reply)
You'll be fine.
Just put the shit tickets in the fridge now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)
It may need the application of....
...fridge-chilled wet wipes. That soothing hiss as they contact the red-hot-50p-like glow of the chilli-tortured ringpiece is music to the ears.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Old Rosie? fave of all Westons, fucking lunatic brew.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:54, Reply)
alright
Just got in from the pub. Might have a smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:33, Reply)
alright Timothy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:41, Reply)
alright Gordon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:42, Reply)
Is this another Brittass reference?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:45, Reply)
It might be

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:47, Reply)
you terrible bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:50, Reply)
Yeah I'm not the best at it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:56, Reply)
you're well shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:58, Reply)
you're face is well shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:00, Reply)
My face is well groomed and drop dead handsome.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:01, Reply)
Just got home from work.
Have alcohol.
Life is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:48, Reply)
How is gainful employment treating you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:55, Reply)
I am absolutely loving it, Jeffers.
Should have finished my training course by teh new year, too. Then i get to train up on the good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:00, Reply)
alright b3th
You're working in a pub then?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:57, Reply)
What kind of shit pub closes at eleven on a Friday night?
By which I mean 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:00, Reply)
A pub in Weston?
I dunno, the licencing laws changed not long after little tangle was born and I never really got used to the change.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:03, Reply)
I pass our local on the way home.
It was still in full swing as I came home tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:07, Reply)
Yeah come to think of it the pub I've just left was still open
I only came home 'cause someone said it was time to go home
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:09, Reply)
celebrating the fact you were working.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:09, Reply)
I actually used to work in that pub about six years ago.
They probably still can't believe I'm employed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:12, Reply)
Well I'm glad you're enjoying it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:17, Reply)
\o/
So, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 0:19, Reply)

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