What sort of a flag should the UK have if the Jocks vote to fuck off?
Just remove the cross of St Andrew, or go for something entirely new?
Alt, I'm enduring a car chat at the mo, it's boring me fucking rigid, but they're clients and I have to seem vaguely interested, and make the occasional man noise. When were you last bored rigid? When do you make man noises?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:58, 170 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alt: both - when I fuck your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

just leave the fucking flag the same

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

for fuskc sake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

slow prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

a 3D lenticular of YMs minge

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah, we should leave it in there to fuck them all off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

yeah!
we should rename somewhere like Berwick-upon-Tweed as 'William Wallace Was a Gay Prick' and give them the flag with a little picture of mel gibson getting raped in the corner
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I love this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I like car chat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

i like car chat.
The MX5 i go needs wheel bearing all round and new brakes. That's my weekend sorted.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I had never heard of this before, but how fucking cool is this alpha?
jalopnik.com/alfa-romeo-almost-built-this-mid-engined-group-b-amazem-1443118686
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Cool to look at and drive, but a nightmare to own I bet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

well they never actually built it, so it would be impossible to own

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

well clearly they built one, so one person might
the comment applies to all alfas
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

it's a prototype and was never for sale, READ TH ARTICLE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)

that is a bit nice isn't it.
My brother just got a triumph 7, they're amazing to drive, it is a shame they are so ugly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

pig ugly ent they

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

After sorting the power steering on my car it turned out it needed a full brake rebuild to get an MOT.
aaaand I had to pay garage prices as the tax had run out and I had nowhere off the road to store it. I got a sticker on it saying the council were going to crush it and everything.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

lol I forgot to get tax for about 5 months

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

and parked it on the road]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

This got the sticker on the 1st day of the month the tax was out.
I am amazed given the council usually take the same amount of time to do anything they're measured in the same timescales as geological events.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

yeah I was pretty surprised when I finally realised,.,.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)

councils are incredibly efficient when it comes to collecting money
when it comes to spending it, or carrying out services, however...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)

it's almost like public sector workers are useless jobworth troglodytes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)

they deserve more
let's go on strike
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I hope there are more strikes this Christmas.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)

me too
it will hasten the advent of driverless trains, and the greedy cunts will all lose their jobs. mwa haha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)

You say that.
But it took years of not paying council tax at this address for them to do anything about it.

It turns out you're supposed to fill in forms if you're not eligible to pay, not just not pay it. Oops.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)

why don't you pay? do you have the bloo hoo hoos?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Nah, I was a student prick at the time.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

A unicorn bumming a squirrel

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Or this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

That's pretty good.
You should do an exhibitionism.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

It really makes you think, doesn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

it makes me think that you are a bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

think hope
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

top or bottom?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Middle

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)

SEEXEH!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

It does, it does.
It makes me think of corn fields, high in the midsummer sun, hiding so many children's corpses, brutalised and violated.

EDIT: It doesn't really. Honestly it doesn't. I've just had too much coffee and am being silly.

It really doesn't.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

^It really does

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Totes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Basically I'm saying it needs to have unicorns on it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

It looks like you stole it from the Studio Cards crappalogue

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a flag with a picture of all of us at the next bash,
we clearly represent the diversity and intelligence as well as the innovation of this great country. Except Kroney, he's french, and not allowed on it.

alt: I was bored today trying to speak to a dull old man about car parts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Exactly, car chat is shite.
In other news a bloke has just come in with the worst wig ever. Maybe he's doing it for a bet.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

al is such a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)

no, i like car chat, i hate having to listen to an old man go through books of car parts because he's too cheap to get an online database.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I ordered a bottle of prosecco for Mrs V the other day, and one glass, as her mates hadn't arrived yet.
The young barman asked "So - what are you celebrating?" indicating the bottle.

"Er ... that it's ... nearly Friday ... ?" I asked.

I think he took that as manly and cool and that he shouldn't ask such questions again, because I then leapt over the bar, grabbed him by the throat and screamed "DON'T FUCKING ASK ME QUESTIONS, BOY!" into his face before beating him to death with a pint glass.

True story.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

could you not afford champagne?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

The holes we drink in you have to blend in with the proles.
Holes, proles, and life goals - that's what me and Mrs V are all about.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Fuck











off


















Goldblum
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

You don't like my picture?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

goldblum gives me teh fear maaaan

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

He can't hurt you here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Don't care. Heading down the first of two boozers today. Booya!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

your drink problem worries me frogger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Why is that?
Let the boy enjoy himself!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Nah it's work mate. Maintenance of customer relations and an important networking tool.
Everyday at 4.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

alcoholic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Especially as he isn't supposed to be drinking on SSRIs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

he'll be doing the bridgend bungee before you know it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)

dont take em no more because apparently im 'ok' innit broski

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)

i dunno, you still seem pretty fucked up to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Fucked up maybe, fucking miserable - not so much.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I for one am pleased for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I believe you mean this because I see the best in people and I'm not at all cynical

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:05, Reply)

I think we should enact a scorched earth policy.
For the lebensraum. Make room for all the fucking Irish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)

What about something abstract? Like a lion fucking a unicorn?
Or yeah, just take out the cross.

alt. I don't really look like your average, stereotypical homo, so every time Im in a taxi it's man chat city. 'You like Michelle Keegan boss', 'What team do you support', D.I.Y chat the lot.
Used to be the same in a barbers until I just bought some clippers and shaved it at home.

I never really get bored rigid. With the infinite possibilities of the human brain, there is always something to entertain yourself with.

man noises with YD, last night. he screamed like a girl.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Oh, I see a unicorn suggestion has already been added.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Unicorn horn porn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

images.contactmusic.com/images/feature-images/great-british-bake-off-2013-glen-contestant-300-370.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I don;t even look remotely like that
I have people following my twittor now who can validate!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

glenncosby.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tears-sweet-dough-week.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

another shit pook thread, it's almost like you are trying to kill thjis place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I think you are half Polish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I am very good at building and DIY and shikt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Typing, not so much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

meh
do you like my ghost? Cost me a penny, FOOLS!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

My "teh fear" cost me £5 I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

SUCKER!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

meh
Money well spent for 8 years of lols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

silly sportscow the internet is free dontchaknow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Just a basic command of language and grammar.
As an immigrant you should really make an effort to integrate, and learn basic skills. Adult Education Centres run special courses. Watch a few episodes of the hilarious "Mind Your Language" sitcom, to get an idea of what to expect.
.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

what will you do now you've sold off your property empire?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Wouldn't really call it an empire.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:11, Reply)

He'll be out on the next banana boat according to the new immigration laws.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:52, Reply)

What the fuck is the question anyway? I'm trying to contribute here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:03, Reply)

It's the sentences ending in a question mark.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Oh okay. It's just theyre at the top of the page and im down here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Lazy frog..

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I have never claimed to be anything else.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Fucking toad...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Steady on!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Red flag with a white circle in the middle, with a kind of broken cross in black in it, that would look good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:07, Reply)

That sounds lovely, draped over statues of churchill on remembrance sunday. Glorious!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Guess what I have waiting for me when I get home?
THIS:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Really? REALLY?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Yup, birthday present from Lusty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Thats fucking AWESOME! I bet you'll look well sexay in it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:15, Reply)

I can't wait to make my daughter model it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:19, Reply)

HA HA! There is something a bit wrong with you, which is both enchanting and disturbing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Wanna borrow mine she is very Aryan looking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

In a few years time she may be part of a Brit version of Prussian Blue.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Oh man she was perfect for you, you daft old nazi :((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Don't I know it :o(((((((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)

her finding you dress ed as the top half of a teletubby, wanking over a picture of Richard and Judy, with a hockey stick strapped to your arse must have been the last straw.
keep the door locked in future dude.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Lesson learnt, bro.
Lesson learnt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:53, Reply)

Is that a replica or genuine?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Genuine Luftwaffe m8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Good one.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)