Talk is obviously in decline
Let's stay here and talk about food woes.

We're currently playing mainstream dance classics that the youngters are now calling Old Skool. For example, Sonique - It Feels So Good.

Old Skool? This is making me feel old.

What made you last feel old?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:04, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

come to talk

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

See also:
Twerking and Snapchat.

:(

I know what they are but they make me feel vile.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)

A girl I know sent on open invitation to the entirety of her FB to add her on snapchat.
I don't use snapchat because I thought it was a medium for dudes to send cockshots to each other. Did I get this wrong?
( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Add me and find out ;)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Ugh

( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

You haven't even seen it yet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Pretty much.
Or a stupid photo with a LOLWAKKI caption/drawing on.


Like a penis.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I feel old every single day.
Every time my joints creak, every time I go to the opticians to find my eyesight has further deteriorated, every time I see signs for a 90s themed party, every time Chris Evans plays a song I *swear* only came out a few weeks ago.

A moment's sunlight fading on the grass.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I don't feel old
That's probably worse
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I don't FEEL old perse
but sometimes I feel Im out the loop with the young whippersnappers and their social media fandangle-ness.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)

In the previous thread where teenage behaviour was shared.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

and whenever you wear your tasselled loafers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I'm very happy with my clothing choices.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

thank fuck, nae cunt else is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Why are you even interested?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I felt really old when In Utero turned 20 a few weeks back.
Also felt old when colleagues only slightly younger than me didn't know who Steve Albini is.

Christ, also felt old when reminiscing about Metalheadz era DnB.

I'm only 33 :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

cheer up
at least you look older
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

chicks dig older guys
We get better with age.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

some do
some don't. the guy who was the acknowledged hottie in my year at school is properly fat and grey now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

hi!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Well that has made me feel a little older because I found it more significant when Nevermind was 20 years old

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

In Utero is their best album though
And I distinctly remember it coming out and passing the tape around in school.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I distinctly remember having gone off them before In Utero came out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

different generation tho innit frere
You're Monty's age.

I was 13 and well into Nirvana.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

How dare you!
I'm considerably younger than Monty.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

six months?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Five

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I felt really fucking old when I realised Frances Bean Cobain had turned 20.
But not as old as I felt when I realised I started Uni 20 years ago.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

The baby on the cover of Nevermind is 43 now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

what, he was 21 when the picture was taken?
I smell LIES.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

where does it say the picture was contemporaneous with the release of the album?
could have been a vintage snap...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

It was and I was being a prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I was deliberately being a knob.
Again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

You, ahem, 'pull it off' very well....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

are you snapchatting with him?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

chatroulette

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I called Steve Albini a racist old hasbeen the other day
Not to his face mind, just randomly in the kitchen whilst making a cup of tea.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

are you getting Steve Albini confused with Monty Boyce?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

My sister, who's in her early 40s, is a teacher.
She's got a bunch of late teens she coaches.

Last Christmas, she was asking what they were hoping to get, and one girl said "Decks".

"You're a bit of a DJ are you?" asked sis.

"Yeah, well, see ... " explained the teen, without any hint of irony, "In the old days, they had these things called 'vinyl', right ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Bit pointless now technics have stopped making 1210's.
Plus most of them in clubs are absolutely fucked because all they've been used for for the past 5-10 years is for resting the dj's cd wallet all across the tonearm.

I finally bit the bullet and bought myself a dj controller.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I might cook an egg curry later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

that sounds like a recipe for the most toxic farts ever

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Only if I did a sprout dish as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Im having Egg and Chicken
Because I fucking hate chickens and want to make them suffer at both stages.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Which will you eat first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Which ever one comes first

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Says the vegetarian.

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

i never ever fart
like all girls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_a_vegetarian's_farts_smell_worse_than_average
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

i cannot believe you googled that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Really?
I mean, you have met me.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

good point
i can totally believe you googled that.

man i'm sorry i was (predictably) late. i'd have loved to see you and kroney finding one another in a crowded pub!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

It was pretty easy really
We were just standing there minding our own business when the 8 foot tall guy walks over and says "You wouldn't happen to be Cornish would you?" He didn't even tell us who he was until we had been chatting for a few minutes.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

haha brilliant
he's not as tall as stunned
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Until I meet Stunned Poster I refuse to believe he exists

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

oh, he exists alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Yeh yeh and so does the tooth fairy, easter bunny and god.

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

believe me, he really does
the only man on the planet who can grope your arse when he already has both hands full
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

how?

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

magic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Prehensile penis.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Also, sucked his cock behind then bins then?

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

no, i was worried it might fall off in my mouth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I'm afraid I can confirm the existance of Stunned Poster
late of this parish.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Needs more kippers.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Jerk chicken for me tonight.
I marinated it this morning at 9am.
Is it wrong to have it with noodles?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

What is it about you gays where you have to rub it in our faces?
Fuck off and take your noodles with you.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

unless hes feeling rapey it should be fine

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Everything in this post is gay slang
Jerk Chicken, Marinated in the morning, 9AM, wrong, noodles.

What wrong with you people
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Just keep you straight views to yourself, yeah?
Always shoving your babies in paedo's faces then crying rape.

Your kind makes me SICK!

And not just for your leftover fuckin pasties!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

very little doesn't chuts
i ent eating kippers for breakfast, hiding my shits in the wardrobe or thinking the postmans my son so it ent all bad.

im quite sure me and doc and swiper will have a good laugh over our maccy ds in knightsbridge at all the young cunts in their sportswear (no offence Mince) and their lingo (brrrapppp!!! etc, etc)
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I don't think they say BRAP anymore, Reg.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

yeah yeah chuts, my fingers nothing if not on the pulse

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

s'ok mate we can pick up the new stuff over our big macs and 100 piece nuggets box to share

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

i don like nuggets or big macs
i like a quarter pound cheeseburger with no onions or gherkin or one of those specials they have in sometimes. or a fillet-o-fish, but its no fish & chips mind
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Well, this morning was good, this afternoon, not so much. I'm going for a beer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Good news at last!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-24566287
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

hmm
"he declined to seek treatment and continued filming"

I fail to see how this is good news
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Because he may now have an undiagnosed blood clot and might die suddenly

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

yeah, but he might have another 'The Rock' in him and not just more shitty transformers or badaboys sequeles
im all for giving cunts a second chance, let em turn it around and strive for excellence
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I wonder what's next on his list of my fave childhood things to ruin. :(
Better not be Thundercats or I will cut a bitch.

I think he's doing the new Turtles movie :(((
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

With Megan Fox as April?!?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Johnny Ball as Liono.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Patrick Stewart as Twiki

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)

morning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Huevo rancheros for brekkers today.
As soon as the Kracken has awoken.

9 hours sleep a night for 3 weeks has been great. I feel 39!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

feel look 39 89!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Cheers, bbz.
I have also manage to avoid putting on 3 stone. Although I have rediscovered my love of burgers and onion rings.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I don't find I put weight on in meerka
but I do develop shits that could sink aircraft carriers whilst simultaneously clearing shopping centres faster than a Kenynan Jihadi.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Hearing dance music on radio 2.
Dance music I listened to as a yout.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I thought OT was dying a little earlier.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)