( Peej, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:05, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Woo! Halloween icons!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Batman?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

No, that was Bruce Wayne

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah, you're more of a Robin.
Camp sidekick, not as popular etc etc
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Is it too early to call POTD?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I had the delights of Govanhill yesterday......

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

What in the name of christ were you doing there?
I mean it's Glasgow FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

This is exciting. I wonder what I'll be?
Edit: Oh another fucking bat.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

You can choose

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Thanks, I'll have a bat please,

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

omgiconsomg
Mrs V has a really camp gay mate who says "Oh. Em. GEEE!" when really excited.

I haven't killed him yet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot, mayherestinpeace, used to say "OMLG".
See if you can guess what it stands for.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Older Man, Likes Gardening

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

+uphill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

That was the implication, yes

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

"Oh My Lady Gaga"

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Jesus was that what it meant? Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Nice guy, but a bit of a bummer.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

A bit?
Mrs V's friend went out with a guy for 10 minutes who, when I met him, managed to turn a conversation about politics into a rant about the bullying of gays in schools within five sentences. He made Mrs V's friend look like Tom Waits.

Well ... Fiona Bruce, anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah. Not actually gay, but did a good impression.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Oh my LOVELY god?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2136346
( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

has mine gone all halloweeny?
ooh yes. exciting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Good morning my internet chums
It is I, sportscowl

I had a lovely 12 hour day yesterday and my Metro was delayed then cancelled due to "low adhesion" on the lines.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Another newspaper delivery falls foul of the weather :(
I expect all the ink slipped off.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

It was 13C at 6am this morning.
13!

I like all this global warming stuff - it's great.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah? I hope you live on a hill.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I do. I'm going to invest in a large bargepole to prod away povvos trying to board.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Morning. Sorry about your car problems

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Roverlol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Morning
I have fucked up sleep patterns at the moment, cannot get to sleep before 1am. Then I'm knackered in the day, but by 7pm I'm wide awake again. :(

Need to start drinking whisky as soon as I get home, I reckon. That'll sort it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I see no issues with this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Melanin tablets might help.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Not even in my top ten Spice Girl related pharmacutical products

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Sounds like AIDS

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

SLAIDS
Sleep AIDS

*feelz the noize*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

kipper tie etc etc

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

whisky is shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Purely medicinal

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

wotevs
It tastes like soil and only pretentious wankers claim to like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Well this is confusing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I'm trying to understand a philistine's point of view

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I've never claimed that pretentious wankers only like it
Only that I dont
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

How dare you not like something someone else likes? You must be a moron and a cretin.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

quite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

woznt talkin bout yoo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Can we have an irony check please?.......oh.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

alright lokesy
Is that cask strength Glenlivet good then? Their standard stuff is take or leave in my book.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Very nice indeed
was expecting it to be too strong for me, but didn't seem any stronger than normal strength.
Mind you I only had about a large double, couple more might have been different, especially after beer and wine already.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I usually add a little water to strong ones
I had a gorgeous Auchentoshan which was 56% the other weekend. It needed a drop. Most whiskies don't need it, especially not the sweet ones.

Also, Balvenie Signature is well lush, get all over dat one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

What whiskey do cowboys drink in the films? I'd like some of that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Bourbon
Not the same thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

That is a biscuit. Even *I* know that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

My dad would disagree
He's an "always add water" guy. But just a tiny bit, take a sip, add a bit more, take a sip etc until you've determined the right amount for this whisky.

The Bunnahabhain I'm drinking at the moment literally only needs the first splash.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I'm both pretentious and a wanker, and I like whisky.
I therefore find your logic unquestionable, and your conclusion acceptable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I can't stand those 'mmm, peaty' cunts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

We should meet and buy each other a pint.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

can we cup each other?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

We'll take it in turns.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

+ of whisky

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

NO WHISKEY CHAT!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

It's that or nothing seems like
What's your spirit of choice?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It was Gin but now I'm partial to a bit of Brandy
or Dark Rum like a pirate (strikethrough)

Whiskey is the only spirit I don't like.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Gin for the win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

You tried that Kraken black spiced rum?
I'm sure you enjoy a little Captain Morgan warming your insides.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

No but I will now!
I used to like Sailor Jerry's too until they changed it to make it horrid and sickly
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Once you've gone black eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I want a Halloween icon.
Maybe a 1p ghost
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

FP THIS NAOW

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)