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Woo! Halloween icons!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:28,
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No, that was Bruce Wayne
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:32,
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Is it too early to call POTD?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:28,
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I had the delights of Govanhill yesterday......
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:52,
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What in the name of christ were you doing there?
I mean it's Glasgow FFS.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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This is exciting. I wonder what I'll be?
Edit: Oh another fucking bat.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:33,
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You can choose
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:41,
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Thanks, I'll have a bat please,
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:49,
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omgiconsomg
Mrs V has a really camp gay mate who says "Oh. Em. GEEE!" when really excited.
I haven't killed him yet.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:45,
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Darth Foxtrot, mayherestinpeace, used to say "OMLG".
See if you can guess what it stands for.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:47,
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Older Man, Likes Gardening
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:51,
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+uphill
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:53,
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That was the implication, yes
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:57,
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"Oh My Lady Gaga"
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:54,
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Jesus was that what it meant? Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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Nice guy, but a bit of a bummer.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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A bit?
Mrs V's friend went out with a guy for 10 minutes who, when I met him, managed to turn a conversation about politics into a rant about the bullying of gays in schools within five sentences. He made Mrs V's friend look like Tom Waits.
Well ... Fiona Bruce, anyway.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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Yeah. Not actually gay, but did a good impression.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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Oh my LOVELY god?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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has mine gone all halloweeny?
ooh yes. exciting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:50,
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Good morning my internet chums
It is I, sportscowl
I had a lovely 12 hour day yesterday and my Metro was delayed then cancelled due to "low adhesion" on the lines.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:53,
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Another newspaper delivery falls foul of the weather :(
I expect all the ink slipped off.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:55,
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It was 13C at 6am this morning.
13!
I like all this global warming stuff - it's great.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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Yeah? I hope you live on a hill.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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I do. I'm going to invest in a large bargepole to prod away povvos trying to board.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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Morning. Sorry about your car problems
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:57,
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Roverlol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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Morning
I have fucked up sleep patterns at the moment, cannot get to sleep before 1am. Then I'm knackered in the day, but by 7pm I'm wide awake again. :(
Need to start drinking whisky as soon as I get home, I reckon. That'll sort it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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I see no issues with this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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Melanin tablets might help.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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Not even in my top ten Spice Girl related pharmacutical products
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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Hahahahah
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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Sounds like AIDS
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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SLAIDS
Sleep AIDS
*feelz the noize*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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kipper tie etc etc
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Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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whisky is shit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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Purely medicinal
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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wotevs
It tastes like soil and only pretentious wankers claim to like it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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Well this is confusing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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I'm trying to understand a philistine's point of view
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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I've never claimed that pretentious wankers only like it
Only that I dont
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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quite
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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tggi
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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woznt talkin bout yoo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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Can we have an irony check please?.......oh.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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alright lokesy
Is that cask strength Glenlivet good then? Their standard stuff is take or leave in my book.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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Very nice indeed
was expecting it to be too strong for me, but didn't seem any stronger than normal strength.
Mind you I only had about a large double, couple more might have been different, especially after beer and wine already.....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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I usually add a little water to strong ones
I had a gorgeous Auchentoshan which was 56% the other weekend. It needed a drop. Most whiskies don't need it, especially not the sweet ones.
Also, Balvenie Signature is well lush, get all over dat one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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Bourbon
Not the same thing.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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My dad would disagree
He's an "always add water" guy. But just a tiny bit, take a sip, add a bit more, take a sip etc until you've determined the right amount for this whisky.
The Bunnahabhain I'm drinking at the moment literally only needs the first splash.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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I'm both pretentious and a wanker, and I like whisky.
I therefore find your logic unquestionable, and your conclusion acceptable.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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I can't stand those 'mmm, peaty' cunts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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We should meet and buy each other a pint.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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can we cup each other?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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We'll take it in turns.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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+ of whisky
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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NO WHISKEY CHAT!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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It's that or nothing seems like
What's your spirit of choice?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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It was Gin but now I'm partial to a bit of Brandy
or Dark Rum like a pirate (strikethrough)
Whiskey is the only spirit I don't like.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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Gin for the win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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You tried that Kraken black spiced rum?
I'm sure you enjoy a little Captain Morgan warming your insides.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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No but I will now!
I used to like Sailor Jerry's too until they changed it to make it horrid and sickly
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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Once you've gone black eh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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I want a Halloween icon.
Maybe a 1p ghost
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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FP THIS NAOW
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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NEW THREAD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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