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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just got myself a Netflix account as Virgin stream it through tivo nowWhat's new to you recently?
I can see myself becoming a fat shut in.
Good thing is I will spend more time on here, eh?
alt. christmas Markets should be starting soon. I like going for the sausage and cheese (insert obvious jokes here) and the fact you can drink in public from 9am and nobody judges.
What are you looking forward to?
altalt. Really? I mean, we're all adults and capable of conversation. Just pull your finger out and join in, yeah?
CALLING ALL LURKERS
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Good afternoonI am new to fish finger sandwiches and feel like I've missed out for many a year. I'm also fairly new to red wine.
You being on here is a good thing. In the last year we have 3 new regular posters in you, Frog and HH
I'm looking forward to finally finishing my fucking house off. I am bored shitless of DIY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:04,
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I also have my brother-in-laws Netflix and my father-in-laws Sky GoFREE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:04,
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I need to look into decoding to watch the 'merkin one too.Not sure if this can be done on an app though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:06,
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The 3 new posters are wankers (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:06,
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I've not had a fish finger sandwich for years! (insert joke here)I can recommend a nice Rioja or a Malbec.
Rioja is also nice mulled.
I was a lurker for absolutely years so there must be more. Perhaps if they advertised that this was a chat forum on the images page or summat?
Get proactive!
We want YOU *points*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:08,
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I order you to eat a fish finger sandwich with tomato sauce on this very weekend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:15,
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I might just do that.It fits in well with my ronery Friday since the other half is treading the boards.
I might also have some red wine and a crywank
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:18,
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and about 33 have fucked off for pastures newcoincidence? hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:08,
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Yeah, you really need to stop this repetetive arguing.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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what are you having for lunch tomorrow?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:25,
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Netflix is good.Alt: Christmas.
AltAlt: not everyone here is capable of coherent speech, let alone a conversation.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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i don't think "not everyone" is good grammar(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:14,
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I've just changed my duaghter's nappy. It contained such a large turd I can't decide if I should name it Swipe or Dozer.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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Why do you name shit? Bit weird.Call it SCATTERED
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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that's a brilliant imageyou staggering out to the dustbin under the weight of a turd that is twice the size of you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:22,
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hahahathose things must look like newfoundland dogs to him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:30,
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I'm northern innitJumpers are for queers
Sorry Jay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:14,
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Jumpers are kewl. You wouldn't understand.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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I count at least 5 Downs on here, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:25,
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I always wondered:If Geordies make such a big thing about wearing t shirts in winter and saying "its not cold" should they do the opposite in summer and wear 3 coats "haa way man this aint hot am fooking freezing"
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Ahm fukkin swetin cobs here man(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26,
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No. We wear even less clothes.Wifebeater vests and short shorts
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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Speak for yourself, George Michael(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:35,
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yeah yeah sportersYoung Mr Jay has exposed you and your Northern brethren, just a pair of skin tight gold lame shorts and a crop top for you in summer eh.
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YES PPL KILL DEM SELFS IN MI GRIM SEESYDE TOWN(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:14,
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Panic on the streets of Folkestone(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:21,
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^Last of the international play-with-boys^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:22,
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I should talkMy girlfriend's in a Korma
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:24,
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Stop spoiling my shite joke, woman(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26,
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i have a perfect pouting little mouth, ACTUALLYlike a glossy rosebud
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:30,
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Which had chompy's cock in it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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I'm getting a Christmas one.Even though only cunts wear them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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I out-cool you in my sleep El Froggo.You just watch. Everyone will be wearing them.
I might even wear it inside out and start a trend/ get committed.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26,
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You probably do. I'm not cool, but i am nice. SO THERE.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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I'm cool AND nice.All the girls wanted to knob me at school.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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Oh please, when the Ladyboys bring their tent to your town you've got preview tickets.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:33,
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His frogspawn brings all the ladyboys to the pond(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:34,
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i read this to the tune of fat bottomed girls(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:49,
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Obvious and easy? Yes. (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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as those who have met me and groped it will attestI am anything but.
fat titted, maybe, but not fat bottomed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:54,
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I've met you and you have a fucking huge fat arse.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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Like a binbag full of vomit stuffed down the back of your jeans innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:58,
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WHAT AT THE SECRET BAYSH IM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:01,
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I KNEW IT!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:05,
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i just wanted to get an invite.just once.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:08,
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I WASNT ALLOWED TO BRING A FRIEND BUT IF I WAS ID HAVE TAKEN YOU LIKE A SHOT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:09,
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thanks man.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:15,
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I hadn't read Sportscows lunch post when I posted mine so I didn't realise we were sausage buddiesWait, that doesn't sound right.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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hahahahaha!You fucking wish, sunshine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Who are you, and what have you done with Doozer?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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YO!I went out for a bit, it's raining, fuck that shit.
Alt: I do love a good christmas market, usually get some decent food and shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:56,
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Innit. That's all I go for mind.Too many irish coffee's and you run the risk of coming home with a reed woven reindeer.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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Online shopping. I usually wait until christmas eve to finish shopping but I'm getting one up this year.alt looking forward to a vacation next month
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PRINCESSshe's been giving me soooo many kisses since I've gotten a "real" job
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:05,
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Bit harsh Kristo is alright really(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:19,
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it's proof positive the beautiful girls are fucking nuts (
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:52,
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I have to go to coventry: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:07,
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i've been there, it's horrid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:08,
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well, come on tangles, parts of it really are proper horrid.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:13,
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Yeah, quite a bit of itBut that's true of most of the UK
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:15,
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what about cambridge,i've heard that's pretty nice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:19,
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Cambridge schmambridge(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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or maybe Torquay.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:25,
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Winchester?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:43,
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Yeah dude, get C0VB4$H on the calendar!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:15,
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I don't see you starting 200 + threads?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:48,
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It's that time of day anyway*makes drinky hand gesture*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:49,
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Hiyaaaaaa!How's the pub?
Not at all jealous, still at my desk and all.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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They had beer so that was good. Now in burger king before getting on the beer train home. I'm living the dream.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:35,
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I'm pubbing it after work Friday.Proper pubs though, not mincy gay bar types.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:43,
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good lad! after experimenting for the last 16 years I think that pubs and booze in general arre the way forward for us as a species.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:45,
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I worked in the trade and have had a bit of a break from it all since getting a real life boyfriend.Now and again though.
being in screechy gay bars all the time wears thin.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:47,
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