Let's have a new thread before Rory wets himself with excitement & everyone else falls asleep in boredom.
Who out of your IRL friends do you secretly dislike? Why?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:42, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ooo
That's a good question
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:43, Reply)

We have a group of dads that go out once in a while for a pint or seven
I like 3 of them and the rest of them are fucking dicks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Just go out with the three you like.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)

The trouble is, sporto doesn't get to decide who the others invite.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:51, Reply)

^ tggi
That happens to me too. I avoid going to certain things now if I know certain people may be there.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Al

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:53, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I have only a few, but very close friends, all of whom I'm proud to be called their friend and they mine.
Yes that's really cheesy - I don't care. My stag do, for example, was relatively dull by a young man's mark, but we all thoroughly enjoyed it. And that's the point.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I'm the same with friends. Acquaintances are a different matter. Some of them are right pricks - either never have any money & always trying to cadge drinks, always moaning, always talking about football.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Lighty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Ah. Acquaintances - yes.
They're very annoying. Especially - if, like one of mine, they are very long on getting a round - if ever - but regularly boast designer shirts.

One provides regular gossip. He's quite prissy, and desperate to be oppressed. He has a habit of literally flouncing, and simply walking out of the gathering. Often this happens towards the time for the bill to be paid for comes. The last time he boasted that we didn't know what it was like - he was the one having to have counselling for anger management, threw his drink at the wall, and swanned off.

That were well lol
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Battered

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Only one, my friends from home contains one guy that is only really a part of the group
because he's always been a part of it. Generally speaking if I decide I don't like someone, then that's it.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:48, Reply)

i like ALL my friends (I HAVE HUNDREDS OF THEM)
however, I have occasionally realised in hindsight that someone I thought was a decent person was actually a bit of a twunt.

friends of friends, lots of them are twunts, but you have to pretend you like them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Chompy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

meh shit happens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

but enough about your bedding

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Alright Alphonso

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Frog. Hail Frog!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)

it was just a plain mattress
I don't bother with sheets
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Do Facebook friends count?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I had a cull a couple of weeks ago; deleted over 100 people from FB.
Bunch of dull cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I haven't even got 100 'friends' on Facebook. It's so fucking boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I only use it now to keep in touch with people who I don't see very often - friends overseas etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I use it as it's essentially the new email. I also use it to piss thick people off and then they delete me to save me the bother.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Terrible bullying of tangledupinblue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:59, Reply)

this should be your sig

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not sure I have many friends TBH
I know loads of people but I'm always at the side of the group.

This means I'm the cunt.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Terrible bullying of sportscow

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

WOT A CUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I like all of my friends, that is why I am friends with them.
Sorry to be so dull.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:02, Reply)

it's probably a commune rule, though?
love thy neighbour and all that jazz (cigarette)?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:03, Reply)

We solve all disputes with mediation
and bare-knuckle fighting
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)

i read that as meditation then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:09, Reply)

There is a certain amount of meditation takes place during the mediation process.
Healthy mind=healthy body, swipers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

not in the ones i've been to
lots of table thumping and testosterone followed by a bad grace and acceptance of the inevitable!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I like all my real friends. They all have their faults but then so do I*





*i don't.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Terrible boasting by Frogcock.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Why was Rory going to wet himself anyway?
Has he got an eviction order on someone?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Read the previous thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Last time I looked was just him and Swipe at it.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

he found out the date of the next pizzabash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Oh yeah I'm looking forward to that 'we' need to sync 'our' diaries to make sure 'we' are available.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

If I dislike anyone IRL then they are no longer my friend.
I don;t surround myself with anyone who impairs my happiness :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

This is why I have chosen to have nothing to do with my parents or sister. I find my life to be much more pleasant without them in it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

If they are cuntish, then yes.
Makes no difference if you are tied by blood.

I really only speak to my parents and Grandma. The rest of the family get on by themselves, life goes on.

I class my close friends like family anyway.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

You mean you don't speak to them either?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Yes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I'm not sure that everyone here is aware that this week is Anti-Bullying week

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

lol

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Maybe not, but we are all aware that you are a yurt prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I nearly typed 'ant-bullying week'
Which is an entirely different thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Terrible bullying of one half of britains cheeky chappy presenting duo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I'd Dec 'im

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Sounds like you're ready to rumble!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Careful, that's a new mic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

psyche.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Sponsored by OT

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

No-one really
Otherwise I wouldn't be friends with them. A couple of the "banker wanker" dads that I go out with occasionally are tiresome, but they aren't really friends. I don't suppose they like me much either.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

i didn't get to tease you properly about the super rich
it's almost like you knew my heart wasn't in it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

It's almost like you were being half-arsed about the troll.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

There is nothing half arsed about Clyde.
More triple arsed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

mmmm
triple cooked chips.

we need to get our Richmond date with micro and monty in the diary. i'm away next week, but how's the beginning of December for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Could do Sunday 8th, other than that December is full.
In other news, Lusty is coming over this Sunday which will be good. Micro adores her.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

i think that works for me, aye
i'll pencil it in, and you can let me know when you've confirmed with the ex! will also text monty. hoorah, micro will love the playground there. ahhh, I adore her too, give her a hug from me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

That day is already confirmed with bitchtits as it's my weekend with micro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

oh grand
it's in the diary!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Waoh there! Shouldn't you check this sort of thing with me?
WHAT KIND OF SHAM RORY FANTASY RELATIONSHIP IS THIS?????
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

ASK HIM NOT ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)

IT'S OKAY I CHECKED I'M IN BARCELONA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

i don't think i agreed that you could go away

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)

also, I should point out that the people I am talking about up there aren't tiresome because they are rich
they are tiresome because they are wankers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

why are there so many wankers in the world?
and why have these ones been allowed to breed?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

they aren't really massive wankers.
they just totally lack self awareness.

One of the dads from my group is an ex-commando, ex-SBS, and a sweeter guy you would not ever meet. He now has a company on the side that rehabilitates ex servicemen and gets them work and occasionally that is a bit... "third world protection" kind of work. Banker chap was questioning the morality of getting people such jobs. I nearly wet myself with the irony. He didn't really get it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

oh dear god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

typical Edinburgh snobs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

As it goes the banker is from Yorkshire.
SBS chap is from Montrose.

So not really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Terrible bullying of swipe's dad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)

he probably deserved it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I've seen the pictures of GJ "bullying" swipe's dad.
shocking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Not so shocking that you didn't look at all of the pictures

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:37, Reply)

twice.
and laminated a couple. Just, y'know. because.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)

\O/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Is that your head and his legs?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I'll give you head in a minute....
no, wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:11, Reply)

if you want it to be...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I don't have any friends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Just passing acquaintances.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

We should reacquaint ourselves over some beers. You around Wed next week?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:36, Reply)

27th? Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Excellent. Market Porter pub in Borough market? 6ish?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It's in the diary.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Splendid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)

That's because you touch yourself at night.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)

It is??
*panics*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)

This does not surprise me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)

mwah mwah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

like friends are a real thing







: (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Monica is a FAKE?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)