I like those either/or threads.
Best night out you've had this year?
Worst?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:16, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have a child I don't go out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I have a baby
what's this "out" that you speak of?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Aw man, not only worse than nakers, but worse than nakers mindpiss.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

pwnd by nakers
lol
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I piss al over your mind if you bought me dinner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

You're both bent
I've got two kids and I still go out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

pssst.
I do go out really. Just not as often as I did before.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I bet your "mates" are chuffed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

They love it.
They stand a far better chance of getting some without my adonis-like features around siphoning off all the quality blart.

/I dunno mate. I get a lot of "but are you sure you can't come out tonight?". Perhaps they need me to use as a coatstand or sutin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Who else is going to suck them off if they don't pull?
Other than Nakers and Tangers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:30, Reply)

well, quite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Well I never!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I am pretty sure you have

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I'd drink heavily if I lived in coventry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

You do drink heavily and you live in London

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:04, Reply)

^ Terrible parent

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

YM.
YM.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I've heard she's variable.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Fucking dirty is what she is.
Some of the positions I had her in!!.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

north utsire, south utsire

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

DOGGER.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:30, Reply)

mild, becoming strong.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Has this morphed into the cheese forecast?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

that wouldnt Agur well

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

It's a description of chutters bumming battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:35, Reply)

She can be economical.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:29, Reply)

She loves a good "injection"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I got her at fixed til Aug 2015

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:16, Reply)

About a year ago, on my birthday, predictably enough I got fucking hammered.
However, I stood up at one point, and keeled over backwards, smacking the back of my head on the metal foot of a table.

I was very, very lucky not to pull a Mrs Neeson.

That was a bit frightening in retrospect, particularly as a girl in our office had done pretty well exactly the same, and had ended up going on the sick for three months before having to quit completely.

Best: saw some awesome piano blues played by candlelight this year, while Mrs V and I drank cocktails and whisky respectively. That was jolly nice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

This could still be your lucid interval

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I hope not.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Fund raising do last week.
Punters got up to sing, rehearsed and not kareoke. This one guy about 65 done Bat out of Hell, brilliant.

Most of the weekly quiz nights I go to. They're crap but it's a good cause (me and me mates getting pissed.)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Doesn't being last every time get you down?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

He's jut happy to get through it before his colostomy bag fills up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:37, Reply)

No, my tame geese get me down.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

My 40th ended up being shit; cancelled everything I had planned.
One of the best nights this year had to be when away camping with Stunned & Boyce. Lots of meat roasted on an open fire, lots of booze and lots of shit talked.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

talked stabbed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

I've still got the scars.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Sorry.
I'll remember to pack the lube next time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Text and book

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

"meat" is no way to talk about those local lasses you picked up.
And open fire abandonded sofa
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

leave your spit roast out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Imagine Monty and stunner kneeling under the stars, naked, erect and with battered slowly rotating on their greasy cocks like a suckling pig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

keep going...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Battererds arms and legs are tied neatly beneath him, his skin glistening in the fire light as the the sweat built up
Suddenly there was a rustling in the bushes...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Pow went the flashbulbs!!!
A youtube viral was born.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:43, Reply)

nearly there...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:44, Reply)

That's fightin' talk and no mistake!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Well, I for one could cut glass right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Oh man...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

no squealing piggy
they're going in dry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Camping is always a laugh.
Went to the lakes the other week, 2 nights in an outward pursuit centre place, one night in a bothy. Fucking freezing in the bothy, so someone decided to demonstrate morris dancing, in an effort to warm up. This involved whisky obviously.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Wow, that sounds like the shittest thing ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:42, Reply)

The guy who demonstrated it actually takes it seriously, most didn't.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I take your mum seriously up the shitter most nights

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Surely it's difficult to throw a sausage up a windsock seriously?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Best nights out were definitely every night in Paris.
Nobody judges you for having a kerbside bottle of wine.
True, this is in a cafe and not in the gutter.

Worst night was probably when I went home to Newcastle and realised I've grown out of the "Lets get MORTAL" phase and m mates haven't.
The scene was exactly the same as when I left years ago and I spent the night throwing up and most of the next day, bilious.

Stay classy!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:38, Reply)

well I never
Learning is fun kids, I didn't realise that the Faeroes weren't part of the UK, I always assumed they were like the Orkneys etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Knobs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:09, Reply)

yeah, that was a good night

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Hazy days of 1998. good times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:18, Reply)

ALFOS playing for five hours solid
It was a wonder to behold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Any suggestions for some new music?
Going through Soundcloud, clearing out some dross.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:55, Reply)

What do you like?
We have a very eclectic selection of listeners on here. Ranging from "this is great! I'm amazing!", to "That's shit, you cunt"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:59, Reply)

I'll listen to pretty much anything, if that narrows things down.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Well, at the minute I'm listening to:
Imagine Dragons
Birdy
The Temper Trap
Alanis Morissette's last album was decent "Havoc and Bright Lights" if you like her!

Arctic Moon, Above and Beyond, Gareth Emery (The dreaded trance, these are quite melodic. Above and Beyond do stripped back sessions with Orchestras, don't mention it to Dozer)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:29, Reply)

I listen to a load of synth pop too but have out gayed myself for one day.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:31, Reply)

For you?
Elton John
Pet shop boys
Village people
Will young
Madonna
Kylie minogue
Gloria gaynor
Grace jones
George Michael
Cher
Janet Jackson
Plus any 'songs from the shows'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:01, Reply)

I can lend you these except George and The Village People

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Im quite limited on Grace too.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:14, Reply)

ask dozer
he might share her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:18, Reply)

The Village People are ace.
If you're on Soundclod, check a local band out, Death to The Strange, excellent sound.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:22, Reply)

A Love From Outer Space

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Yeah Andy Weatherall, good stuff. Listening now Dozertron.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:33, Reply)

Weatherall is still on top form.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:37, Reply)

He's been around a goodly few years yeah.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Gay Spunk is one of his best tracks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:46, Reply)

I prefer 'your cock's hanging out and you've just shat youself'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:22, Reply)

he ent that old
and he's still way beyond the cutting edge.

I don't think you'd like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:26, Reply)

The first Sabres Of Paradise album is alright.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Have you heard the Two Lone Swordsmen stuff?
If not, check it out innit.

Actually, Tangers would dig that stuff an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Gaz me a link, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)

do you want their electro stuff or their post punk stuff?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

SEXBEAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Tiny Reminders and A Virus With Shoes
Then, and only then, Wrong Meetings.

Wevvers is a facking legend or saink innit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Saink bruv, certainly saink

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

This is almost the title of a Bonnie 'Prince' Billy song

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Have you heard the one he's done with Trembling Bells?
There's a line in that that goes:

'I used to be your universe
You're not even my Birmingham"
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Some of their collaborations are pretty good
I've a lot of time for Alex Nielsen, in spite of not caring much for Trembling Bells' last couple of albums.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)

New Motörhead, Daniel Avery, Max Romeo & The Upsetters, Bowie - The Next Day. Done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:33, Reply)

Booooor-ring!
Pub.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:43, Reply)