We have a right laugh here don't we

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:51, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Not anymore it would seem.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Speak for yourself.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I'm speaking on behalf of everyone here whether they like it or not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Fair enough.
Do we all like yurts now then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

i'm not even wild on yoghurts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I love a yurt

( Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Some of you are considering dropping out of the rat race and going to live on a commune

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Right on sister

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

A man with your vegetable growing experience would be a useful asset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I would be willing to assist in this regard
as long as I get to share the women.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

That goes without saying

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

yeah, but wait til your kid hits sharing age
you'd be knocking unshaven heads together like squash balls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

growing experience features
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)

sometimes
sometimes it's more like groaning and smacking the desk with your forehead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Generally I do, yes.
There's some pretty good "bants" here most days.

I'm crap at it, but I enjoy reading that of those who aren't.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:05, Reply)

isn't this reasoning why some people watch porn?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I think that's more to do with requiring some visual stimulus while masturbating

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

^^ This.
I'm a cracking lay
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

You're the best one here, vag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

how fucking rude
to vag
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Something for the cv.
"Tangled says I'm the best one on OT", ffs.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I'm beginning to see why you don't have a job now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

not in your threads, no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

My threads are always the best

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

only if you compare them to geordiejay and stibbins

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

alt. get fucked
altalt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

alt: yer
Alt alt: get fucked
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Liquid lunch which is still going on
'working' from home on Friday afternoon rocks.

PS Your all gay
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

apostrophe re

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:23, Reply)

IT'S A WEBSITE
YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)

U ok hun? xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Is this the new thread now, or is it still Battereds?
Can't be arsed looking. Besides, I'm drinking and listening to the mighty Amon Duul.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

No, it's still Battered's, mate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

music chat is the shittest of all chats

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Apart from whisky chat

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

charity chat, divorce chat, Micro chat, it's a click from me! chat, ponce chat
All far far worse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)

You missed the worst of all
Swipe chat
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:48, Reply)

that's more arguments than 'chat' per se.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Y'All moaning.
This place does entertain me on a daily basis, on what would otherwise be a long work day.

OK, so it might not be as busy or funny as previous years, but with perseverance and a change of mindset, we can be great again!!!

*flourishing fanfare*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I think I might go home

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Enjoy your weekend!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:23, Reply)

S'gonna be a good one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Not if you're there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Have a nice weekend knobs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

You can't beat a good weekend knobs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)

You finished work frogcock?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:40, Reply)

That remains to be seen

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Tell us about yourself Xavier
Where are you from?
Where do you reside?
Married/single/kids
Age?
Sexual preference?
Job?
Other

Kthx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I'm not one for blowing my load too early there wise man
so I'll just say that I'm in a relationship and I live in a house
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Lies^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Wise ^

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I'm as wise as an owl fucking a philosopher

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Also: Who were you on here previously?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:48, Reply)

If you're talkin' to me
*de niros*

some guy called me 'reg' earlier so I'll go with that

EDIT: unless it was just some injoke I didn't get
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:50, Reply)

alright bert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

^^ THIS IS THE ONE RIGHT HERE
Are you the nickname picker round these parts hoss?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Alright Foggsy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Darth

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Can you people smell each other?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I believe the correct response to this is
Haha yeah.

Check 'em.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Anyone seen the great gatsby? Mrs wants to see it, looks shit tjough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:20, Reply)

The book is alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

What't is about?
Are there any space ships?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I think there are 1920s steampunk ones

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Loads
And tons of really cool explosions and all
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I do like a nice Gatsby.
Think I have solved my "what to drink" dilemma
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:49, Reply)

what's that then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Southern Comfort, Ginger Ale and a touch of lime juice.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:54, Reply)

What the...?
I don't even
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:56, Reply)

He's a wrong 'un and no doubt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I apologize for liking a cocktail that has been a cocktail since forever.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:59, Reply)

tail
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:03, Reply)

You also need to apologise for your 'z'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:03, Reply)

I've seen the Robert Redford version
that was a bit dull. The book's quite good.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)