Favourite quotes?
I like "worrying is like sitting on a rocking horse. It gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere"

Share your pearl necklaces of wisdom with the rest of the group.

alt. favourite snack to nibble on of an evening.

altalt. Do you think folk on here drink too much? Do we need an intervention?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:59, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"lazy people take the greatest pains"
Who here hasn't edged, strained, hurt their neck and finally fallen off the sofa because they were too lazy to get up and reach the remote control properly?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Just you apparently, probably making a spaz noise at the same time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:39, Reply)

When I used to babysit this boy he had an action figure he called 'Smike', who had a mullet, bird-claw legs, and shoulder-mounted lasers. And was a robot, apparently.

Last night I went slightly mad trying to find Smike. Only, it turns out he isn't called Smike, he's called Smythe, and he isn't a robot, he's a cyborg, and he only had lasers on his shoulders in his short-lived cartoon appearance.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Smythe

Wherever that lying boy is now, I wish him ill
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Alt: blue cheese & water biscuits
Altalt: don't be silly.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Urgh water biscuits are lame
Nice fudges jalapeño crunchy ones or something, that's what blue cheese wants. Not those nasty insipid little things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:17, Reply)

W14^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Better than sw137

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

where the hell is that? Wiltshire?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Barnes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I want to taste the cheese, not the biscuit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:21, Reply)

So why bother with the biscuit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:21, Reply)

So I don't get cheesy fingers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Celery is a good alternative to a biscuit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Buy a proper biscuit and eat less cheese
Tccch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Less cheese? What madness is this you're talking?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:26, Reply)

otherwise its just like another shft at the kilburn glory hole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

al me once your a cunt, al kme twice and the cunts on you
Altalt: why would you snack after supper? Are you some sort of gargantuan flesh mound?

Altalt: don't interfear, it all helps kead battered down the garden path to the suicide shed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Heh. Ain't gonna happen. I'm too happy at the moment

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

down at the bottom of the garden
Amongst the birds and the bees
Live a lot of little people
Called the batterdy peas!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Hahaha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I desk lolled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Did mini ape type this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:24, Reply)

'You can't crack me I'm a rubber duck", is one I like.
From a book called Contact, about the paras over the water in the 70s.
Alt, twiglets, but they get your hands mucky. Honey cashews are good munchie material too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:37, Reply)

And nice cheese too.
Got some nice stuff from the market with lime, tequila and jalapenos in.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:46, Reply)

All this talk of cheese is making me want baked Camembert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:55, Reply)

"You're all pricks" - Frog, 2013

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:38, Reply)

"There's a little bit of Frogcock in all of us",
BP, 2013.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:42, Reply)

"Let's go let's go I'm bored let's go"
alt: Chocolate raisins

altalt: No, we need a tab
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:54, Reply)

talking of cheese I had some wensleydale with salted caramel in today
It weren't great
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:54, Reply)

Doesn't sound appealing. A bit like all the ones with fruit in them. Yuk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:57, Reply)

all those cheeses with stuff in are shit
If you want fruit/chilli/nuts/marmite have it with your cheese ot don't need to be IN it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:13, Reply)

I love the chunky cheese co snack cheeses
Extra mature cheddar with cracked black pepper or lime and chilli. Fucking NOM.

But I hardly ever let myself buy cheese now. Stupid hereditary cholesterol fail :(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:58, Reply)

wow, a cheese company named after you!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Good cheese is one of the best foods available.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:09, Reply)

well yes
Of course.

You know what's nice? Parmesan shavings with honey drizzled over it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Your weird Scottishness is showing
Fuck off and deep fry a mars bar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:22, Reply)

honey over parmrsan is an Italian thing, babes
Nothing to do with Scotland.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:35, Reply)

so soft it oozes out of its skin, stinking llike a pilgrim vag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Stinking bishop ftw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Eff dat mofo
Melted cheese on a meatza is all you need to know
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:00, Reply)

saturday night tv watcher^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:11, Reply)

You dominodat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:12, Reply)

4 button suit wearer^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:13, Reply)

^double breasted brass buttoned blazer cunt^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Be just. And if you can't be just, be arbitrary.
Sometimes I like to hold a midget.

Fat chicks are easy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Dull as fuck.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:30, Reply)

yer, you are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:31, Reply)

I may visit Folkstone,
and coil one down in the railway station. Whilst discussing food on b3ta.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Well, Someone at work just had a major strop so sorry for the "thread and run"
Argument is still going on now and I am obviously listening in. haha!

Office drama's. Makes the day go quicker.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Cheese, dull and arguing.
All caught up now
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I am always of the opinion with the learned, if they speak first.
(William Congrave).

Alt. That hard toffee stuff with nuts in it.

Alt alt. Don't know how much people on here drink. Got any stats?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:49, Reply)

32fl oz
24fl oz
32fl oz
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:15, Reply)

time is an illusion
lunchtime doubly so
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Shit off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Yer alright then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Thursday evening conversation here is scintillating.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I expected better of you Dozer.
I'm over in Yorkshire next month some time, shall we not meet up for a beer? I'm over to the East coast, I usually stop in York for a leg stretch and a wank at the railway museum.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)

yer, let's not go for a couple of pints at the York Tap
That's my usual venue for not meeting visiting b3tans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Is the Judges' Lodgings still open?
I remember that from yonks ago. Also the Minster Arms.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Judges is open again but it's really expensive these days.
Plus it's been years since it was cool.

Minster Arms on Marygate? Yeah, still there.

York Tap is superb though, platform 4 at the station.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Well I'm the one who made it cool.
We'll not have a beer at that there York Tap then. I still want to go to the rail museum, and climb on the trains which are signposted 'No climbing on.'
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

you've got minster arms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)

so I'm clear, I'm calling your arms gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)

when you used to come up to visit N*st*e, everybody there used to call you 'the York mincer' behind your back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

i couldn't care less what a bunch of pig thick northern pricks working for the most lazy and backward company I've ever come across think at all
xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

You've never worked with Av*va then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)

i have not no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)

They are constantly playing catch up with Stan*ard Life and Pr*dential

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Are you Rory?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)

yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)