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I was in boy band 5ive
Which 90's boy band were you in. Who did you shag out of a 90's girl band?
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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Hi I was one of the ones in Northern Line
I done Jim from 90's girl band The Corrs up the mangina.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:34,
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that wasn't Jim.
It was me. You did me up the clacker.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:35,
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No it wasn't, because you are J from 5ive
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:36,
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Bye
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:36,
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J for Jim, you oaf.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:36,
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NO I ARES!
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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I, too, was J in 5ive
And I porked Ginger Spice and Melanie Blatt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:34,
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We can't both be J
I have an eyebrow ring so you must have been Sean
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:37,
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I also have an eyebrow ring.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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THATS UNPOSSIBLE!
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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I had it done in 1997 and incredibly it is still there.
It was really deep and really painful though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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I have two
I did them myself
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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What? Kids?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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I'm not H from steps mate!
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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the real J only has the one, so therefore I am him.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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Actually the real J has none and tried to top himself with paracetamol!
You first!
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Dozer sampled 'Uptown Top Rankin' for his solo career,
he is Abz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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He is an odd one mind. Talking in a rudebwoy Jamaican accent, despite never having lived anywhere outside of Enfield
and his Dad's Turkish?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Yes it is short for Kebabz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:53,
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That's 2 lol's today.
You cheeky scamp, you.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:57,
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I was in The pasadenas
I had a bit of trouble coping after the split but I'm doing fine now.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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FAIL! The Pasadenas were an 80s band
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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I appreciate you playing
But we released our 2nd Album in 1990 and our 4th and last in 1995.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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Doesn't matter
you formed in 88, you're an 80's band.
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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soz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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I know Ben from A1
He's a fucking prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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he's your best mate
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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He was a floppy haired posh bent spaz with no talent and poor dress sense
Are you looking in a mirror?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:44,
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I know Giles from The Internet
He's a fucking prick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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I know both J's from 5ive
One is a fucking prick. The one that isn't PJ.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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I know Ian from Folkestone
He's a paedophilic menace.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:43,
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Nah, it's David innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:44,
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Oi! You were nice to me yesterday!
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:46,
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That was a whole day ago
EDITED 4 U HUN
xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Sorry all i'm hearing is
http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2156321
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:48,
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NEVA 4GET
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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I'm Howard Donald from 90's boyband Take That
I now moonlight as an uber shit DJ and haven't washed my hair since 1997.
I fucked Jason orange because none of the girlband slags wanted me. Not even Girl Thing. No way no way!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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none of the girlband slags wanted me. Not even Girl Thing. No way no way! I'm a queermo
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:46,
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I was the short, irritating one out of 911
I didn't get to boff a girl band member as even the teen pop world was embarrassed by us.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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He married the fit one from B*Witched
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:48,
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BUZZZ trick question, there wasn't a fit one in B*witched
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:49,
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If I was that way inclined I would have had a bop of Lindsay
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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The one who always looks like shes just been dumped and is about to have a breakdown even when she's smiling?

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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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She was probably talking about their divorce there.
Not that I watched The Big Reunion...*
*(I did)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:58,
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It works for any picture
She always looks 5 seconds away from crying

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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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Yeah, she needs work on her sultry.
Mind you, imagine playing second fiddle to two twins who look like they're riddled with cancer?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:04,
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I'm spent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:11,
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I'd smash one up it.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:24,
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From that pic it looks like you are "in" now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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I meant the other short, irritating one out of 911.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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BUZZZ trick question, they were all short and annoying!
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Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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They were a challenging wank, that's for sure.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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The one who looks like a Shar Pei?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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Not even in my top five Star Trek characters
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:15,
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Hi, Im Brett Adams
Also known as Noddy from Byker Grove, you know, the bender. I later sung in Point Break and I had full sexual intercourse with both the birds from Alisha's Attic in the back of a Ford Scorpio at Clackett Lane services.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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LOLZ
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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The pug faced one from B*witched.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:11,
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That is I'm not her.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:19,
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Hi
I'm Aisling Reynolds from the Reynolds Girls. I'd rather jack up than fuck Mick Fleetwood
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:13,
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You're drunk.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:18,
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Not any more
I will be later though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:35,
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There's a rather sad "reunion" video of them doing the dance round liverpool pushing 40.
It's a treat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NneYY14t_rc
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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This is an absurdly sexist question.
I was Keren Woodward from Bananarama and I porked Andrew Ridgely from Wham!
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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So did George!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:24,
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I was a spice girl
and I spent the requisite year of national service in the sugar babes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:32,
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What? All of them?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:35,
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I'd have serviced one or two of them over the years
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:36,
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You do know that oiling your cricket bat over them does not consitute 'having' them, don't you?
I only found that out recently.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:38,
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Having "six" with them does though, right?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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six?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:41,
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It's New Zealander for 'sex' I think
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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yus
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:43,
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no, there's like 10, 000 of them or something
there was a whole bootcamp training regime of boring choreography and simpering smiles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:40,
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and now the original three are back together and the actual Sugababes are no more.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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shit
someone who actually knows stuff about them. To be honest my knowledge is entirely from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:45,
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I'm a gay man. celebrity is my forte. :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:48,
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what comes first, the gay or the celebrity knowledge?
Is that how you can tell, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:56,
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I am man Corr from the Corrs
Would fuck all of the Corrs, or none of the Corrs?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:38,
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For a go on two of them I'd go there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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Wow.
People on /talk really don't like me.
Can't even make a rape joke over there without people disapproving.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:45,
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9 out of 10, etc.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:45,
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so highly strung
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:45,
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I know, I do get frustrated.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:48,
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I was one of the two that didn't do anything in E17
I don't know which one though, soz.
I had sex with all of Vanilla, they were well dirty.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:49,
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That's who sang No Way No Way.
I have mis-quoted above.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:53,
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I was the one with the big lips in The Rolling Stoned.
I shagged everybody.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:51,
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Bye!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:55,
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I was the keyboard for the lightening seeds : ((((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:10,
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Something about all the polyphonic spree, something about the one with the lolwaqqi hair in north 'n' south
Are you all gone now?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:31,
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POINT TAKEN, BYE.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:37,
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i briefly considered trying to
find out when they played near me, finding a robe and follow them about with my flute to see if they noticed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:39,
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I quite liked them. All of them equally.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:40,
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I was one of the Beverley Sisters.
I fucked Anthony Newley.
Evening, anybody who's still here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:38,
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evening
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:39,
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Hello mrs lady.
How's you? I'm fucking knackered.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:40,
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glad it's the weekend, even though I have no plans
how are you so tired?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:42,
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Shopping weekend, innit.
Another long day of hitting the shops again tomorrow, which calls for a nice rest this evening.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:54,
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I missed out on the 90's but I did slip one up 80's cheeky red haired scouse popstress Sonia if that's any help
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:38,
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It's no help, and PJ is gonna be maaaaaaaad!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:41,
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He canna see, man!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:55,
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I did Yazz up the clacker
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:13,
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It's the only way.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:14,
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I was in your mum for most of the nineties and reunion tour in 2010
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:48,
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Do a new thread baked ape
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:53,
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I was in popular internet boy band V!CE
between us we worked our way through all nineteen of the S Club Juniors
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:57,
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