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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey where'd Battered's thread go?
I had some rude things to say about people.
What rude things would you like to say about people?

Alt: alright?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:54, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I decided it was shit. So I deleted it.
How are things with you tangles?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Pretty good, ta.
How's things with you? Got a proper job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:59, Reply)
I work as an independent consultant/ advisor, so sometimes I'll do a few days for a company, sometimes a few months.
That's about as close as I get to a 'proper job'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)
What is your area of expertise?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Consumer brand strategy, proposition development etc.
Though been doing more general management, structural review type stuff recently (last 24 months) moving towards re-engineering the offer & operation of PE backed companies.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Fucken 'ell Batts I thought English was my first language.
I know all those words but I don't understand them in that order.
Can you give me an example of what's wrong when someone calls you in and what you do for them to put it right?
(Not takin the piss here btw)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)
He goes into struggling businesses, sacks half their staff and then advises them how to use the remaining staff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Typically, a large company that isn't doing well (for one or more reasons) brings people like me in to sort it out.
The problems could be anything, from how the company sells, how it is structured & operates, how & what it advertises, how the company is financed etc. the objective being to make the business profitable (or more profitable than it previously was).
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Getting it now thanks.
So how do you know more than they do?
Have you run successful businesses?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Some may say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Well good for you.
Anyone who improves other people's lots will do for me.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Doesn't always go well; I was responsible for a few thousand people losing their jobs last year.
Not exactly what I'd consider the better aspect to my career...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Well if they was doing it so wrong wouldn't those people be out of work soon
plus others?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Nice work if you can get it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:08, Reply)
Had a good meeting this morning with one of the big 4 consulting firms, who are looking to advise a group of lenders on a £100mil acquisition.& may want me to help with the pitch to the potential lenders.
Also involved with another potential acquisition (as a consultant, not an investor) of a retail chain, subject to due diligence on the company.

These are bigger things than I have done to date.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Got a little from that ta.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Yer I replied to that before he became
ashamed of what he'd wrote.
Twat of a customer today I wanted to say, "You're a twat of a customer."

Not bad ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:57, Reply)
It's shit having to be polite to people when they're twats
I usually redress the balance by being rude to my staff.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)
If I did they'd get their own back and I'd lose money.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:03, Reply)
shouldn't you be retired by now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:39, Reply)
I'm too tired to be horrible.
Alt: yes, thanks for asking. Nearly holiday time innit.
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You ok matey, you sounded a bit grumpy lately?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Have I? I haven't meant to. Yeah, I'm alright. Ready for some time off work pal.
All good with you?
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Yer ta.
You off away or putting your decs up?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Long weekend away Friday, week and a bit off at Xmas.
I'm looking forward to it, I know I have gone on about it before, but that will be the first week off since last xmas and I'm really ready for it!
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Staying in swipe's spare bedroom?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)
It's seeing some hawt action soon
Dad next weekend. My prego friend and her existing crotchfruit after Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
-__-

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So you're not joining your Doris & me on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Afraid not mate, you'll have to put up with her on your own. Hard luck.
I hope to be able to buy you a beer another time though.
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I'll look forward to that. Regarding Sunday, I'm hoping to have a nap whilst she entertains Micro for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
You've got your priorities right. I respect that.

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There's wisdom in knowing when to stop.
If you don't your body will do it for you.
Shut down I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Yeah, I will have proper time off next year, It was just important (to me anyway) to get the business up and running properly etc.
But I've probably done a bit too much really. At least I'm getting paid for the holiday I haven't taken.
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What business sector are you in?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I manage a little independent heating spares distributor and merchant. Pretty boring stuff.

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Tbh, I think we all find our jobs boring to some extent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I find my job v interesting
But certain cases dull as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)
I imagine it must be incredibly dull to hear about :)

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heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Depends if you have the intellect to keep up or not...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
I do not.

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+ have the required level of interest to bother listening.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)
I just pretend to, while I'm thinking about meat and beer.

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Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
True. It's incredibly boring to talk about to other people, but I quite like it. It's a nice company to work for, we are all friends rather rather than just employees and colleagues,
Plus this weekend away is a work xmas extra bonus type affair which will be good fun.
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Never bored with mine.
Angry, upset, pissed off sometimes but never bored.
But then it's my business so I'd be a twat to let it get boring.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
I'd like to be rude to British Gas as there's always a 45 minute wait before they pick up
but they're always so LOVELY when they do that I can't
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Strategy.
Tell them to fuck off just before they answer.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Haha
And call them cunts just after hanging up. That'll teach 'em!
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Cunts!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Fuck off!
.......oh, hi edj!
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Who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Dozer.

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get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Oi Plummy.
Frog here's calling you a cunt mate.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)
Grass

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Ahm oot.
You got any?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Winners don't take drugs.

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aye, ah ken
The fucken wee bam.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Cunt isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Shhhhhhhh! He's just answered.

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alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Hello spunktrench

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Have you been pretending to be busy and engaging in an imaginary social life or summink?

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doing some new stuff at work
New strings to bow etc etc.

Plus just generally being really good looking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)
'Cool beans'
Being this handsome takes up a fair portion of my time too.
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innit
It's really tiring. These cheekbones take a lot of work to maintain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Yeah. I spend a lot of time working on the eye stuff. Alluring looks, glances, that kinda thing.

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I have soulful and beseeching eyes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
A female teacher told my mother that with my eyes I'd have girls queuing at the door. I missed my chance for the cool kind of noncing because she never bothered to tell me this salient information.

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I've been stopped in the street several times by women telling me how good looking I am.
It's a bit embarrassing TBH.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Yes, I feel your pain. It's nice to finally meet someone who understands the daily difficulties of our 'curse'.

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It gets worse; there's an EFL college just up the road from me.
So in the summer I get harassed by nubile Spanish and Italian 18 year old girls.

It's not much fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:00, Reply)
You must never get a minutes peace, it's a good job you're a shut in web weirdo.

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yer, cos internet isn't available on portable devices, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^upset^

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^bent^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:09, Reply)
^upseter^

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*he typed upsettedly*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:14, Reply)
The curse is less of a pain than you two morons

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It's ok Gill, you're beautiful *inside*, that's what really counts!

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oh Gill, you've never been the same after your dalliance with Buckinghamshire's pleather casanova, have you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:09, Reply)
YoU would know
Oh wait - even that desperado stood you up!
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^upset and indignant^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Well you've arrived in the right thread cos we all been like,
"Wot you been up to at work" shit.
Tell us more of this new stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)
it's dull IFA stuff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
IFA.......
I Fuck Animals?
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independent financial advice
You know, ISAs, OEICs, pensions, mortgages, structured products, income drawdown, inheritance tax planning, life assurance, trusts, that sort of thing.

Dull stuff.

Not cash ISAs, only a know-nothing prick would suggest a cash ISA.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:55, Reply)
I did know this, but thanks for assuming I am thick as pigshit and wouldn't understand. Usually you would be completely right to assume this.

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it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Nah, It's one of his ferkin Proclaimers songs.
IFA could walk five hundred miles, yah da da dah
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Ha ha!

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good looking.

vain & existing on a low income
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Come on, you've seen the pictures, he's 'dreamy'. You would, wouldn't you?

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Well dears, early start for me
So must forego your sparkling wit and repartee 'til another day.
Nite nite.
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Bye xx

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Benders

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Goodnight the internet x

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tá mé chorr éisc. tá mé muineál fada agus a bhaint mé éisc amach as an uisce le mo ghob. más rud é nach bhfuil tú ag chóipeáil seo isteach ar deich leathanaigh éagsúla, beidh mé ag eitilt isteach i do chistin agus cur isteach ar do potaí agus friochtán.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:39, Reply)
alright dick heads?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:39, Reply)
alright cockbreath

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:41, Reply)
yeah been doin some work, now looking for a trench coat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:44, Reply)
leather, I hope

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:45, Reply)
+p

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:54, Reply)

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