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Fuck off tangledupinblue
Yurt dweller
Lentil muncher
WOMAD prick
'Drone Folk' purveyor
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:46, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)
No we didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)
when was that then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)
When we weren't meeting you for a drink.
'member?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)
how can I remember something which didn't happen?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I am rubbish at existential quizzes.
Ask me a geography question.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Why is England?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Because William Shatner?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Where is St Edmund buried?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Where I used to go to school
DARTFORD.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)
I bet I can guess what your nickname was

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Go on then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Dartford Tunnel

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Anal funnel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Not even close.
Although I did go out with a couple of delightful young ladies from the Girls school that would have done justice to that particular nom d'amour.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Are you hungover or something?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:52, Reply)
are you a vacuous simpleton who needs even the simplest of jokes and concepts explaining?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I'll take that as a yes.
Now calm down hun, before you get swallowed up by your own hype
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I'm not hungover

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
There is a fat woman at the soft play centre who hasn't got a bra on. Fat spaniels ears bashing her knee caps.
Reminds me of B3th.

*boke*.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Your wank bank is a confusingly frightening place

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Not the sort of place one would wish to holiday in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Better than your dungeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)

her knee caps my head
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)
You're always grooming at that soft play centre.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I take my daughter every Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I would call Esther Rantzen on you, but she did fuck all about Jimmy Saville

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
0800 11 11

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't *sing* that number
is officially young.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)
See also
01 811 8055
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)
*edmonds*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Why are Five Star so shit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
And 0898 505050

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Isn't that some kind of"adult" phone number?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)
"Would you like to meet gay men in YOUR area?"

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I already have a GJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I aint in your area. I moooooved

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)
OK, "from" my area

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
"party" line.
Had it's own "ravey" music on the advert.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Waily-voiced woman: ohhhheightniiineeight
Bloke, bellowing: FIFTY! FIFTY! FIFTY!

coupled with oversaturated video of generic early-90s nightclub
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)
If you're sitting 'round at home
Make new friends on the telephone
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Hahahahahaha.
EXACTLY!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Yeah, the debt collection agent
when you can't pay the £2.50/min phone bill.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:11, Reply)
If I remember correctly, 'premium rate' phone lines in those days were 45p/minute peak times, 38p/minute off-peak

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)
So you've been told, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You had to request itemised bills in those days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)
*officially young*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Really?
You dont remember the advert with the red phonebox?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)
OH eight hundredddddd
Dooooooouuuuuuuble one - DOUBLE ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)
THIS! ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Vaguely, but I don't remember a song.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I was too busy being nonced

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
While Gonz takes your ex missus

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
He's welcome to her. I doubt it would happen though, Gonz would have to leave his shit splattered abode & strap a bag on and that never happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Fuck you, titch.
Mine only come down to my waist.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I took the dog for a walk the other week and was rather shocked to see
a lady massaging something into her tits whilst standing at her not quite as frosted as it should be bathroom window

That made for a confusing wank
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
East west breast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
+ South + south

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)
hoho

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Like Mariah Carey. She has armpit tits

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)
You and I must make a pact
We must bring tit pertness back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
What's in it for me?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Even you must appreciate a good tit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Even I appreciate a good pair of boobs.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I'm more a cock man, myself.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I like breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
^^tggi
All in favour say FWWOOOOAAAARRR
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Alright, broadsword.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)
In the medieval period, the 6th December was the first day of Christmas preparations as it is St Nicholas' Day.
Therefore I feel justified in having decorated my tree last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
KNOWLEDGE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Did you wake up to find coal in your shoes?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)
No, thats the 21st October

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Me and the old weihnachtsmann are well tight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Except we didn't have Christmas trees in the medieval period

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Stockings etc are from the Germanic tradition, which we did have.
In the medieval period people would decorate with holly and ivy etc. You may notice that the traditional image of holly with berries is anachronistic on Dec 25, because it's past the holly's fruiting season. You'll notice they're covered in berries today, though.

Point is, we decorated shit in early December and trees came along later to get incorporated.

Using history to annoy grumbling humbuggers, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I do like a good wassail though
www.last.fm/music/The+Watersons/_/The+Holly+Bears+a+Berry
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I won't be clicking that link
as mud-thumping lentil-fuckers make me want to rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)
They had mooncups instead

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Mooooooon cup dot coooommmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)
*boaks*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Nice one, googlenose.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:12, Reply)
As archaic as it is, I actually read it in a book.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
'Course you did, sweetheart.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)
then why have you not changed your name to "Little Kronkey"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I can only think of really bent Christmas versions of my name for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)
because you are inherently bent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Don't know what that means soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)
it means you are bent on a cellular level

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)
It means you have looked up the correct spelling and edited your post.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)
I dunno what yore tlakin about mate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)
You mean like TangledUpInShepherdAnus?
Seems like that takes more thinking about than a Christmas name. You must just have bumsex on your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)
That sort of thing, yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)
tangelsupinsky

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Top Ten Russian crimelord

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I did an angels one last year
The best I've come up with this year has been tinselledupinblue.
As I said, bent.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)
rubyportscow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I do like a bit of port at Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Tangledupinyule.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)
That'll do me, ta

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Ent got round to it, 'ave I?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Christmas usernames are SHIT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)
YOUN SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)
look it's the angle GAYbriel^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Unexpected input from OT's poison dwarf.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Jesus was born in lambing season, which is way before now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)
We can skip over the "virgin" birth and Son of God things, I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Mary fucked around behind Joseph's back thus making Jesus a bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Jeremy Kyle would be frotthing at the clopper over this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Exactly. But in this case we based whole theism around the story
and millions of people died trying to prove who's pixie in the sky has the biggest dick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)
its me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)
And how!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Goes without saying

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Aslong as the till bell's are ringing, then it's all good by me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Christians in "hijacking native festivals for their own ends" shocker.
Luckily, I bypass all that by not believing in anything to do with the nativity. I just like food, booze, presents and those skimpy Mrs Claus costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)
They really suit you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I might try getting the missus to wear it this year.
The family don't like seeing my plums every time I bend over to retrieve a pressie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Hazelnutlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I'll skip the plum pudding thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)
And the pickled walnuts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)
those sprouts are looking pretty grim now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
That'd ruin your Christmas Dinner, copping an eyeful of that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)
bloody french, coming over here flashing their pomme de terres, ruining chrimbopoops for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)
With their sunburnt armpits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Exactly, a bit of cheer on a cold night ain't no problem.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Drone folk sounds like great fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
We have a right laugh with it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)
all drone music is shit
Clue's in the title
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Yeah! Spunking tinsel all over YD
Someone has had my Asos parcel. Not happy. They are sorting a redelivery but re sold out of one of the tees I wanted. :(

I am going to knock on every neighbour tonight and shoot them point blank in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)
just drive off the ground instead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Like in Back to the Future?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)
You can ejaculate that many times?
Could at least buy them a drink first.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Tit for tat. They rob my parcel, I cum in their face.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)
traininglols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)

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