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I finish work for Christmas todayAnd I'm not back in until the 6th Jan.
I might celebrate with a massive breakfast. If you assume that tea or coffee are complimentary and that it comes with toast regardless, what 7 items would make up your perfect brekkie?
Alt; seeing as I've asked the main question before - biggest extravagance of the last year, is....?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 7:20,
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MorningI'd have 7 sausages.
Alt: Train ticket, but that not really an extravagance, more a necessity. Probably a couple of weekends away and an ipad. I don't buy myself 'things' often.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 7:34,
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You are only the 3rd best bear here.Behind Xavier and Jay
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 7:53,
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I reckon I'd struggle to make up seven, unless you count each individual item(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:49,
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haggis, tomato, fried egg, scrambled egg, sausage, tattie scone, hash brown(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 7:53, Reply)
Its a weird jockland treatthat tastes like old socks covered in mash
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The scotch really aren't very good at food are they?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:38,
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Scots. Scotch is the drink I'm sure dozer will remind you. Haggis is ace as are oatcakes and square sausage. And Irn Bru.
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A sack of left over innards, a dry biscuit and a misshaped sausage...well done Scotchland (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:46,
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Bacon x2, Sausage x2, Scambled egg, beans, hash browns Is buying a house an extravagance if so that
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No they don't, they taint everything with their pleb juice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:49,
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I covered your mums face in with my white pudding(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:34,
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Bacon, sausage, poached egg, mushrooms, grilled tomato, black pudding, proper hash brownsJust sneaking into this year will be dinner on New Year's Eve at Chez Bruce.
Alright geofffery?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:31,
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I remember when you were the best one here. how times have changed. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:41,
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Yeah I ain't here anymoreAlright frog? Recovered yet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:42,
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not fully. I have a cold, or 'man flu' if you're a bit of a twat.You alright? Xmas dinner today innit?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:43,
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Yep, got shit loads to do though so not sure if I'll make it to the pub session :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:45,
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you wouldn't have this trouble of you spent more time working efficiently and less time experimenting with putting things inside your anus.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:47,
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I completely agree, but save it for your own time, yeah?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:49,
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Fine, you'd better have your stapler back(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:50,
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Extravagance wise, not az yet but I will be booking a holiday after crimbo. Just somewhere in Europe dunno yet. I've spent very little this year really. (, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Have you considered Syria as a destination?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:56,
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I'd considered there a few years ago before the kick off. Was a good place to visit before it got blown to shit.(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Bit of an anticlimax today after wrongo's meltdown and double banning yesterday.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:02,
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He had two accounts banned.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:09,
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As one of the very few to have actually met him IRLThis will deprive me of some car crash stylee entertainment..
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Woah...who are you?Did you meet him through ok Cupid?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:14,
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Nah. The smallest ever Bash.. Three due, two showed up.
Perth is something of an outpost..
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Christ, weren't you scared with just you and him there?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:17,
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18 months ago - he wasn't loopy back then. In all honesty, he tried to take on the slagging going on that was changing QOTW, but became a parody of what he objected to.
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He became a big spastic mentalist(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:25,
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No argument here. At first I couldn't believe it, then I just couldn't be arsed to join in.
Still think naming was low though.
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Well not really, if you google 'ringofyre' the top results are his name.He made the association on the internet between his real name and his username on here, not any supposed internet bullies.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:33,
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Only now the that the finger banging bully has been banned has our Aussie chum found the strength to post again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:23,
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We could use a new Australian poster, since you frightened Poppet away with your grooming attempts.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:24,
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Yeah someone put it on the wrong side of the country(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:18,
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So...tell us about yourself beatsJob, married, kids, hobbies are you a bender?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:29,
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dont be silly tanglesonly 1 place can be called any 1 name otherwise santa would get confused
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Santa doesn't bother with those heathen Aussies(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:31,
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Convicts are automatically on the naughty list(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:32,
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This is why I don't post much, you lot have already made the same joke twice by the time the page refreshes.
Out of train, driving home now..
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You met Misery McUglywife?Also, hello, who are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:15,
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What are you talking about man?It's Friday, it's the weekend, it's payday, yesterday was bonus day, 4.5 days left of work, it's all good from here on.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:06,
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Pay day is in ten days and, after today, I only have three days left before Christmas(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:10,
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No, I just checked my account, it's today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:13,
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Where are you taking me tonight then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:14,
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That's what I was hoping for.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:16,
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Let's just have a nice night in together(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:18,
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YEAH, A TAKEAWAY AND AN EARLY NIGHT *WINK WINK*+ dubs
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:19,
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I've just been fucking robbed, £4:50 for a bacon sandwich! This had better be the best sandwich ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:05,
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I'll just check, 'cause I'm pretty sure no one gives a shit.Anyone?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:15,
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Shut up shut up shut upOr I'll post your real name and address and threaten violence on your family
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:17,
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4 rashers of bacon, 2 fried eggs (with runny yolks) on a fried slice.With loads of Worcester sauce.
Alt: Arranging the 40th Birthday weekend for my partner's son.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:19,
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:' (((((((((((((((Make the bad man stop froggles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:28,
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You have more chins than the Shanghai phone book.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:33,
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i was reading the earlier thread on the tubeyour dried biscuit, well done scotchland comment made me LOL and now the district line thinks i'm a nutter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:57,
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2 sausage, 1 bacon, fried egg, black pudding, mushrooms, bubble.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:29,
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sausage, bacon, fried egg, grilled tom, mushrooms, hash brown, maybe a bit of black puddingbut no fucking baked beans.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:30,
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Read that little sub-thread.Part of the problem is she never fucking listens over the sound of her own outrage and won't be told she's wrong.
I ain't sulking, blud, all's good. Just can't be bothered anymore.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:34,
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Your mind has been POISONED by rory(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:35,
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Haha yeah, I saw that. Rory, though he uses his power for evil, is remarkably perspicacious and I'm grown up enough to decide for myself when I'm angry.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:37,
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Your powers of précis are prestigious(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:42,
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"she never fucking listens over the sound of her own outrage and won't be told she's wrong"
how on earth did you see to type that over the plank in your eye, eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:55,
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the sound of her own outrage I feel you have been hoisted by your own petard
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nahlife's too short. there are far too many fun people out there to worry about anyone who isn't, work, love life, friends, whatever.
sadly not really true of family.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:05,
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Water under the bridge, innit. I'm not going to have another argument about it.It's pretty clear that you've still got no idea why I was cross, which is sad. Still, it's over with now. I'm happy to steer clear of it if you are.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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Haha yeah, rach has a great track record for letting bygones be bygones.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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Poached eggs x 2, bacon x 2, sausage x 2, black puddingI've not bought myself anything this year, unless you count DIY items
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:31,
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breakfast is by far the worst of all teh mealsthe only good breakfast is a diet coke and a toffee and pecan or chocolate chip muffin, at about 11am.
if I HAD to, grilled mushrooms on a toasted bagel. and an orange juice. fucked if I want another 4 items.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:56,
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Most important meal of the day.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:00,
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i'm not sure this is truemore modern research says, eat when you're hungry.
the problem is that some of us translate that to "wait til you're starving then chow down 2 meals and a load of chocolate in one go like a snake and then spend the next afternoon, evening, night and morning moaning about being too full".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:01,
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What 'modern research'?Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dine like a pauper.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:03,
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i read it in some science journal somewhere onlineso it must be true
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:08,
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Breakfast is only shit if you're vegetarian and can't have a Full English(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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You can have a nearly full English(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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i love you dearly butthose are shit foods for shit people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:00,
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I think she has still got teeth(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:01,
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of coursethat is why she should be eating something better. she'll be telling us next she likes peaches or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:02,
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What is wrong with a nice peach?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:04,
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I see.Bad memories of chompy's hairy cock.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:06,
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peaches are a different sort of hair offensive(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:06,
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I've heard tell of some people eating the skin of kiwi fruit and allFilthy foreigners.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:09,
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Ew, no.I'm not a fan.
Poached egg and bean on toast is the only acceptable cooked breakfast, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:09,
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Also, to answer the alt:A monkey's worth of new phone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:59,
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Bacon, Sausage, Beans, Tinned Tomato's, Hash browns, Black pudding, Fried egg.With brown sauce.
Alt. I haven't really made any this year. Possibly plane tickets. Which, let's face it, are an extravagant purchase these days.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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Best part of a grand to get across the Atlantic in bloody cattle class these days.Used to be under 500. There isn't even anything that interesting over there, once you've finished laughing at the natives.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:12,
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If you have to do it per item, then2x bacon
2x sausage
hash brown
portion of beans
fried egg
With tomato sauce.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:12,
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