Bored of that now
Review your year - highs and lows please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:20, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I found £2 in my coat pocket back in June. BEST YEAR EVER!

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

hang on, the year's not finished yet...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Still hoping to hit that high point before the year is out, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

oh god yes
lots of good things planned between now and 1 jan, mein lieb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

As I wander around this wreck of a town,
Where people never speak aloud.
With its ivory towers and its plastic flowers,
I wish I was back in 1981.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Saw some parrots.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

smooth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I had a superb wank last Tuesday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I'm having one right now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Hello again breakfast.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Highs - mostly, new job. Also new lolwacki meds that seem to be working well.
Lows - all the posters we've lost in here this year, RIP 4eva in R hartz, wiv da angles, &c.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Did you have a good birthday?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:36, Reply)

It was a bit meh
Nice enough, but quiet. Then mr b3th 'surprised' me with a bit of a party last night, which was lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

+ lemon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:42, Reply)

i feel that this deserved more credit than it got

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I got to wake up every day being me.
You can't beat that for a top year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I have two feet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

*click*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

ME TOO!
And a baby's arm holding an apple.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Hold your fucking own apple

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

whereas Mrs Stunned has to wake up next to you.
The poor sod.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Is that what we're calling Monty now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)

We've been calling him that for ages

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)

So when are you taking Stunned and me to Hawksmoor?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)

i was there on saturday night
fucking awesome it was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

It is excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

we skipped the starters
but did share the warm peanut and chocolate shortbread with caramel ice cream. amazing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Fucking hell
That sounds good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I was thinking more Cafe 338
twentysomethinglondon.com/cafe-338-east-london-cafe/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Even with *that* face?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Have we all seen this? No?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-25390071
MK at its finest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

The sAntas are excellent.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I'm taking micro to this one this afternoon
www.dukeofyorksquare.com/featured/santas-grotto/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Cute.
I hope Santa doesn't nonce her up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Managed to get some tickets for the Polar Express on Christmas Eve
3rd year running now - the kids love going
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

This is the first year micro will have been.
The we're going to has been voted the second best in London (after Harrods) so I quite hopeful it will good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Are you quite alright?
You seem to have dropped something.




About half that sentence, as far as I can tell.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Given the state of my hangover you should be surprised that I can type at all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Good night?
How was everyone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I can't remember.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Got the bloody panto on the afternoon too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)

You have my sympathies.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I will watch through gritted eyes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Oh no you haven't!!11!!1

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I'd like to think I've put it BEHIND ME

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)

typical MK cheapskatery

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

High, zome excellent Morocca , truly psychedelic.
Low, seeing 2 trick cyclists and finding out I'm not a mentalist.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Highs - all the new shizzle that's going on, job/car/various guitars/etc
Lows - MIL's stroke/my possible need for another operation on my neck/continued survival of my cunt of an ex-boss.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)

You MIL has excellent stroke technique
Very smooth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:56, Reply)

If you take into account the Parkinsons AND the lack of teeth
What's not to like?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Sure I asked this last week.
I'm watching you, cow.

Thankful for my relationship. A whole year and we've not had one argument. it's fucking not natural. (yeah yeah, gay bloo bloo). Thankful for paying my debts off (credit cards etc.)

Nothing bad has happened to me (touch wood) but some of my mates have had a rough year so I wish them a better one in 2014

and you lot x
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I just wanted a review, is all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Your performance has been lacklustre
And you have consistently failed to reach the targets you have set yourself.

HTH
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

\o/
Lacklustre is an inprovement
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

High: Two weeks touring America, including N'Awlins, New York and Monument Valley.
Low: In-laws family pololotics upsetting Mrs V.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Family politics is shit.
If they start with me I tell them to fuck off until they have stopped being cunty.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Why would Mrs V's family start with you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Because he's a frightful quare

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I just like to meddle.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

^ This.
Coming over here, taking our freedoms.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Ye'll nivver tak' oor FREEDOM!!!!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Brave Fart

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

this^
Had far too much of that this year.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Funerals bring out the worst in families.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

SportsMam is being a fucking pain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Everyone else has always found her quite accommodating.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Often at the same time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I'm up there right now.
Cosy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

You're a rubbish gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I'M JUST SNUGGLING!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

STRUGGLE +

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Oddly the significant family funeral we had last year brought out the best in them.
It was afterwards that the stuff started.

And because I'm merely an in-law, I'm essentially a bystander.

Still have to clear the shit up afterwards and dry the tears.

Fucking rubbish.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

High of today is a Chinese Buddhist Crimbo dinner. They do lovely grub.
Low, it's veggie.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I have slow cooked brisket in gravy and buns for lunch
I am rather looking forward to it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

^^Real food^^
*drools a bit*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I thought you preferred veal to brisket.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Is that not Bartleby?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Right enough.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

This year I met the following people for the first time
Monty
Kroney
Light in Chains
Swipey
Stunned
Battered

I'll let you work out what the highs and lows were.
( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

is this a height gag?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

To be honest I hadn't even thought of that

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

And Jeff.
And nearly me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Oh yes and Jeff
Dunno who the fuck you are
( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

gah my brother just got a baby cockatiel
so jealous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

But you have had a cockatoo
sounds a bit like 'cock or two' LOL
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

+ hundred

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

i actually have a lolarious cushion that says "i've never had a parrot but i've kissed a cockatoo"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

That's rude!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

only if you're a sick minded individual

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

:(
Burn it, and salt the earth beneath it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I say take off and nuke the whole site from orbit
Its the only way to make sure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

QUADS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Pity you couldn't make the double, but your girlfriend got in there first

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

It's okay we can share.
As long as you don't get them, that's fine by me xx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah I don't care, soz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Of course you don't ;)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

minibdager
probably to both.

not really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

WE USED TO HAVE A RIGHT LAUGH ON HERE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

DO SUMMINK FUNNEH THEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Did you hear the one about Ku Klux Knievel?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Yes. Everyone has. NEXT!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.

A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.

Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.

"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"

Right, Froggles are you ready for this?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

"I'm a sexual predator with a food fetish, while this chap only shags fruit."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

GO!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard."

The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Oh.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Well, thanks for trying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)

"Sorry, I forgot, but I'm suffering from a particularly brutal case of thrush and have to maintain nob-to-yoghurt contact at all times
whereas my friend here is deep in despair"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Jesus Stunned. Has it really come to this, I'm fucking disgusted.

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

See. We are having a right laugh now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Everyone's fucked off, Stunned.
Website evolution, innit? Give it another year and it'll just be Frank and Rory.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)