What websites do you use on a regular basis? Apart from this nonsense?
Stilton eh? Bought tons yesterday in port and stilton gift packs. Sainsbury clear out, 40p a pop. Unfortunately I'm laying off the booze first a bit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:11, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what a marvellous way to give poor old rory a bit more search'n'wank fodder. only reddit, in my case. oh and facebook.
I love a bit of stilton. melt it on stuff as well as eat it with crackers.

I gave up cheese for a month for new year. went really well until my friend offered me a piece of cheesecake and I forgot...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Morning Swipey. Good holiday? Are you fat again? You missed Rory btw, unless he's jizzing over Flickr...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)

i put on 3lbs over the 2 week christmas period
disgusting, so it has to GO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

pffft
Amateur. I put at least a stone on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

i discovered "sherlock" over christmas after being made to sit through "the empty hearse" in protest, i fucking love it
SOMEONE very kindly bought me the box set yesterday, so that's my non-going-out sorted for this week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Sherlock is fucking great!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Apparently facebook is to be renamed SHERLOCK CHAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

he's so fucking hot
it should have an 18 rating

benedict spontaneous cumbustion more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Check out 'Elementary', it's like a US modren take on Sherlock Holmes, it's pretty good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

She isnt allowed cheese
Oh thats Emmental, sorry as you were
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I'm new to the internet I didn't know there were other websites
I've just been sitting here clicking refresh on b3ta all day
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

alright
Resident Advisor, Money Marketing and trashbat.co.ck
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I made a stilton and spinach soup yesterday
It were reet lush
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Fat cunt.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

^tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Having been forced to endure the pile of wank that was Sherlock
on New Years Day, I was delighted to settle down for last nights heap of toss. I got as far as the speech and went to bed. What a load of self indulgent clap trap. They do a disservice to the books.

Needless to say I had the last laugh as when I got home Mum had done Dalesteaks for tea!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Not seen it yet

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Don't bother. It's splinge.
There is supposed to be an underlying plot line but the first concentrated on the roof fall, the second on Watson's wedding and what good mates he and Sherlock are. The third will probably be about the type of sandwiches at the reception.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)

"pile of wank" is correct
shares in ann summers soared over new years day and last night, as millions of vibrators up and down the country failed to take the heat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Good luck with that. I think that says it all.
The ladies certainly weren't wanking to the plot or dialogue.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:43, Reply)

to be fair, i was watching the very first episode on dvd
having failed spectacularly with the start time of the new one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

The first series was Ok as they were "cases", like the books.
It's now Gatiss and Moffatt writing fan boy wank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

my dad has just confirmed this, with his opinion of last night's episode
he didn't put it quite like that, mind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

To be fair
There are comparisons with the first episode of this series and the original return story.

Also there were a lot of tosh stories written (I cant remember the magazine they were published in originally) I thought that last nights showed some good scope to be honest.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

^gay

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

*bums*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Don't think Moffat or Gatiss have ever claimed it's supposed to be faithful
to the source material. I'm enjoying it. I'll admit the last couple of episodes have edged towards being a bit self-congratulatory, but it's still fun.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Weatherall is no 42 in the GQ 50 best dressed men.
Came ahead of Bryan Ferry and Cillian Murphy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

what are you blithering on about, man?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Nakers will be well jell that he was beaten to the top 50 by a Eugene Terreblanche lookalike.
www.gq-magazine.co.uk/style/articles/2013-12/30/best-dressed-men-2014/viewgalleryframe/8
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Has he got a tartan hat?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

What's a website?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

What you watch your lezza documentaries via.
Ninja edit. Fuck knows what happened there.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Dunno what a "leźza" is, soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)

hahaha
yeah right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I don't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Perhaps you could look it up on one of these "web sites"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2178533
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:06, Reply)

I think it's something to do with this thing called "the internet", but I don't really know how you go about finding one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I have heard a bit about 'the internet' but I don't think it's really my kind of thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Facebook, Twitter, Buzzfeed, News sites, Digital Spy, Empire, Netflix
and porn, obvs. Not at work though.

My get fit regime starts tonight. Gonna boost my fitness in the home first before venturing out running :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)

4 miles tonight for me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Fat cunt.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

INORITE
10k run on the 20th April to train for though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Well my new plan of attack is to get the fitness level up before actually leaving the house and having a heart attack.
Gasping for breath is not a good look, dear.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

^ fatty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Grinder.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

*Grindr
and no, I'm happy with my man, innit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Hahaha. I am glad I spelt it wrong.
Shows how hetero I am.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I noticed that, clever bluff mate, real clever.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Internet Favourites is my guess

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Homepage
e o
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Facebook, reddit, newsnow
Not a big fan of blue cheese to be honest, but I do like a bit of stilton melted on a steak.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

*steak blue cheese high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I have discovered the joy of garlic snails on top of a blue fillet steak.
Superb.

Edit: with a dijon mustard & green peppercorn glaze.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

this sounds like an STD
only less appealing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

BLUE WAFFLE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

LEAVE YOUR MUM OUT OF THIS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

THIS IS WHY SHE HATES YOU

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

ssssh
everyone loves me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

"Point scoring whore" "nasty piece of work" "fat psycho cunt" - Frog's mum 2013/14

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

you should hear what she says about you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

What my mum says about Battered?
"An attentive and generous lover, despite his obvious shortfallings. Bit of a cunt though"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:00, Reply)

funny
that's not at all what stunned and monty said, following their threesome weekend
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)

But he was 'the bitch' in that situation innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Send her my love eh? Tell her I'll try to pop round on Thursday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Cool. Give her one for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Gaydar obviously.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Alright Secondbesttroll

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Alright tangledupinblue.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Alright secondbesttroll.
Tell me, why do you seem insecure in your abilities? Why are you only shooting for adequacy? Surely you should be reaching for the stars and making the world your oyster.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

There are better trolls than me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Hello........wait, you're not BeatsWork

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I'm not frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Maybe one day eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

alright secondbesttroll

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Alright field marshall.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

alright
What are your favourite colours?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)