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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Training.
I am currently potty training my daughter. If successful I will share tips with Mrs Stunned so she can try training him.

Suggest something new that a B3tan should be trained to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:41, 191 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Screw on their own ears!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I asked my brother what term he will teach his baby daughter for farts
"guffs" apparently. charming.

tangles should teach us all how to knit yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)
We use the word 'toot'.
This has been fine, apart from when she occasionally yells 'BIG TOOT DADDY', as she did in Sainsbury's the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)
'Trump' here
Baby tangle is most prolific.
/fobtm
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
was she dropping you in it
or passing one off??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
I wasn't guilty, but the inference was that I was.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
You want me to knit my yoghurt all over your face?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
FOBTM

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)
You want mumsnet? I'll give you mumsnet
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1953405-To-want-more-sex
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Meet that in Waitrose, banging it in the carpark inside 5 mins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)
^Charm and social grace

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
It has them frothing at the leg.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Yeah, like a man with your medical history and drink and drug habits is going to achieve and erection in five minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Shouldn't have let herself go so much after the baby.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
The amount of idiots who turn up to surgery after conferring on that website...
Fucking pricks.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
I know
I mean what would their MP have to do with anything
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Quite.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
most mps are usually up for a shag innit

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)
There are several on here who could do with some lessons in charm and social graces.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
i've tried to teach you
but I don't think anything went in :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Oi, I am a fucking joy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Couple of fingers, maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)
didn't touch the sides

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
I'd start by wiping out religion and the arabs.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Start with the blacks. Low hanging fruit innit.
Very musical people.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)
If you call that 'rap' nonsense music.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)
It's just speaking to music.
Anyone can do that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:49, Reply)
They love banging a drum.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:46, Reply)
And drinking Um Bongo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)
and eating fried chicken

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:49, Reply)
And watermelon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:55, Reply)
what, together?
that sounds disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:58, Reply)
With reggae reggae sauce

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:09, Reply)
and everyone who disagrees with you
or has an opinion which seems a bit dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Nope. I'm all for differing opinions.
World would be a dull place if we all thought the same.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)
as long as they aren't too differing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:46, Reply)
You stay over there with your commie views!!
Nah, variety is the spice of life.
Not when it permits/excuses mass genocide, however.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)
As long as we are all the same colour and religion.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)
NO RELIGION!!!
I made that quite clear!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Fine, you can have religion
But can all the different kinds get together and come to a happy medium?

Their Gods are telling them all different things.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:54, Reply)
NO. Only the religion of the God with the biggest dick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:02, Reply)
"Entered by the King Dong of God"

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Re the mumsnet thread I linked to... How long before my comment (grabbed below) gets deleted?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Classy!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:02, Reply)
That's ace!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Excellent
Alternatively they're all pumping some tidy piece from the office.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:08, Reply)
How are you not swimming in clunge?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:12, Reply)
it is surprising isn't it
after this post I am literally frothing at the clopper
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Was it deleted?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:22, Reply)
Not yet, but it will be. Unlike this place they have actual mods.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Has anyone responded?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Looks like the rules in the CBB house are seriously lax this year. They have allowed Jim Davidson to take his iphone in
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:28, Reply)
Haha! You horrid, racist, homophobic, mysogynist!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

What is the obsession with women's weight? My DP has put a hell of a lot more weight on than I have in the 4 years we've been together. He's really quite fat, I'm slightly wobbly around the middle because I just had a baby so why am I the one than needs to lose weight?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:44, Reply)
because a bloke puts on weight, he's butch, he's macho, he's cuddly, he's bulking up before gaining muscle
a woman does it, she's unloveable.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:47, Reply)
^TFPCGI^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I've just registered with Mumsnet.
I'm called Julie
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Some of those threads aren't serious. Surely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Oh yes they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
how had that name not been taken already?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Because no one had chosen it yet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:08, Reply)
No it's not my username.
It's my 'real' name. I have another username.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:12, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)
what??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This fat pissy cunt gets it

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Psycho

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)
fpc=for pizza cocksucker?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:59, Reply)
well... i can think of another pissy cunt who ain't getting it ANY TIME SOON

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
*narrow eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:08, Reply)
Someone Chinese?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:08, Reply)
none of them are going to agree to sleep with you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:24, Reply)
'them' being 'all women, everywhere'.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:48, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:14, Reply)
clickin this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:24, Reply)
POTMFD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:25, Reply)
alright

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:26, Reply)

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