Raw cheese

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

cheese is the foodstuff of the gods
you ignorant inbred Kentish muppet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Onion

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)

No domestics on here pal!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)

OK I don't know how to do domestics anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I went to a grammar school.
They didn't teach domestics. They only did that up at the secondary moderen up the hill, the frightful proles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Teach the spakkas how to make a cup of tea.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)

I take it they weren't hot on spelling at your 'Grammar school'
'Moderen'! 2/10 see me
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Sorry. Fat fingers.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)

No need to be rude, dear!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)

It's true, unfortunately.
I have fingers like cow's teats.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I too went to a grammar school, but domestics wasn't taught as it was a boys school
And that's bitch work.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)

^this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)

That weekend away is getting further and further out of your grasp...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Perhaps, but I shouldnt be punished for speaking DA TROOF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)

"He's a rebel 'cos he never ever does what he should"

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I too went to grammar school,
It was mixed but I've no idea if the girls did domestic science,
They never allowed us anywhere near them at playtime.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)

"playtime" ?
was this school run by Bartleby?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

grammar school?
How perfectly ghastly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)

b3th went to Grandma school

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Oh, very good.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Spoken like someone who bought their way into an education.
Some of us actually passed the eleven plus.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

lold

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

*eleven fives*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

My highest qualification

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

We aren't old enough for an 11+

( Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Neither is b3th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

yeah you are
It's still the entrance exam for non-fee-paying grammar schools in this country.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

actually
My secondary education was at two private schools via the Assisted Place scheme. I passed the entrance exam with one of the highest marks, at age 11.

So no, there was no buying my way in, and I aced the equivalent exam to the 11 plus.

SO THERE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

YES
cheese with onions in it is amazing. marks and sparks do a lovely "Cornish cruncher" with balsamic roasted onions in it... mmm...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)

You smell of onion

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

it's your thoughtful maturity that makes you so attractive

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

it's ok i like onion

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Get a room.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

90's jokes are great aren't they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

a room behind the bins
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Milk?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)

No thanks, I have water.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)