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There is a new beer available which contains whale MEAT . WHALE MEAT.
5.2%.Would you drink it? It's rich in protein and contains no sugar apparently. What's the strangest thing you've had in your mouth recently? (Not YM).
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:22,
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again?
Don't know where, don't know when
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:28,
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This passes as humour?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:36,
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Not really, no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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I've eaten a few unusual meats before
Including crocodile, snake & donkey.
All ok apart from sea snails. I swallowed one 7 times - it just kept rising back up my throat.
Not sure I'd drink whale meat. I'd try eating it though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:32,
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Crocodile or alligator, not sure which, and snake. Horse but never donkey.
We used to get hare on a regular basis. Think very lean bunny rabbit.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:39,
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Poor Hartley :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:39,
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Hello Frog. Enjoy your birthday?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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Yes, I did thanks.
I quite like being 33 now, it's given me a whole new fresh outlook on life, my goals and a new focus on the things I wish to achieve.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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I didn't realise you are younger than Swipe.
So you're a toyboy to a ranga. Your parents must be very proud.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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Yeah I just look old.
I wouldn't imagine they care much either way.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:50,
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Jugged hare is delicious.
I love horse steak, escargot etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:40,
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Horse is excellent, but escargot made me heave. I think it was more the thought than the actual taste or texture.
The sauce was delicious though.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:43,
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Werent snails
the first recognised farmed animal?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:52,
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Possibly, but they're very tricky to milk
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:53,
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I need to eat more stuff like this
Ate escargot but couldn't manage a frog leg
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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Bender.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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I was too full of mussels if I'm honest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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+ from Brussels
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:52,
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Damme right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:57,
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How about a Frog cock?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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I'll have a chew
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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Take a toothpick.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:52,
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I like this beer
toisennhauser.com/work/12/oktoberfest
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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Fishy tale that.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:41,
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How the shuddering fuck did you find THAT?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:42,
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Perhaps you'd prefer her bread?
toisennhauser.com/work/13/mamas-natural-breakfast
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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So she just rubs her stinky old crotch onto everything
Nice that she confirms she is "currently" STD free. Inspires confidence
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:55,
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Not any more she ain't.
*zips fly*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:58,
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Wonder if there'd be the same artistic leeway if it was a bloke rubbing his cock on dough and making bread?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:00,
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If you hit the "News" button on her website
there is an article about artistic birdhouses, FFS. It uses the words eclectic and whimsy. I hate artists more than anyone who ever lived including fictional characters.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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She also created a "piece" that was raw eggs on a piece of plexiglass
EDGY
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:05,
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What a complete CUNT.
How do people get away with doing this for a living and think that it has any merit whatsoever. She does timewasters a disservice.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:06,
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See also
the woman who paints shit pictures using her tits,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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We should all chip in and commission a piece painted using aids infected blood on sandpaper.
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Muns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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Nice!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:20,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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Gook, mate. Nuffsaid.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:10,
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Most artists don't earn much of a living
They do it out of a need to create, for whatever reason.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:10,
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Good. They don't deserve to feed themselves from the fruits of their labour.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:11,
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They should get involved in something far more worthwhile, like insurance perhaps?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:12,
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Makes the fucking world go around.
Without us, nothing you take for granted would happen. FACT.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:13,
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he probably doesn't believe in insurance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:50,
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I don't believe it does anything to enrich one's life, no.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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Its fine to have a need to create
but (and I also have this annoyance with actors) don't pretend that what you are doing is worthy. Art adds a great deal to the human experience but that doesn't mean that you (as in the greater sense of the word) can be a cunt about it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:13,
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Most artists couldn't give a shit about being 'worthy'
Like I said, they do it for themselves.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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then they can keep it to themselves
I mock of course, but while being creative is a great thing the artist mentioned is clearly trying to be worthy with her pussy bread, there is a difference.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:21,
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But it is natural and expected to justify the worth of what you do.
Look at Stunned thinking that insurance is somehow worthwhile and not just a protection racket.
You can't dismiss an artist for explaining the motivation behind her work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:29,
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Risk transfer, actually!!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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It's froth.
People who work for a living are worthy.
Someone who lives on a rubbish tip in the Phillipines cares not for an actor's "process".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:17,
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Philistine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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Palestine
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:22,
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Palo'mine
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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Which fictional characters do you hate?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:11,
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Jebus
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:12,
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Frodo.
Tin-tin.
Jack Reacher.
Green Goblin.
Casper the friendly ghost.
Data out of Star Trek TNG.
How long have you got?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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Well this conjures up a rather amusing image of you, drunk and incandescent with rage at the television.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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Books, television, magazines, the public.
It's all the same to me, Tangers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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That Dennis is a bit of a menace too.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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Needs a good hiding.
I blame the parents.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:20,
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Or some menace centred therapy
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:22,
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Tin-tin is a fucking cunt.
See also:
Superman
Yoda
The tiger who came to fucking tea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:24,
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^ upset
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:25,
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Ha!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:26,
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I'm hurt :-(
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:30,
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I don't like the bit where you drink all of daddy's beer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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BREADHEAD WANTS COCK SLAPPING
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:04,
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It sounds like something from the Modern Parents strip in Viz.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:57,
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nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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Can't see there being a thrush to try that one....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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Don't see why not
Some beers use fish derived chemicals to remove the yeast.
Think in theory you can make alcoholic drinks out of all sorts of organic matter?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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Yes it's a gelatine substance.
I think the fuss is because whales are protected, sort of.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:51,
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It's just unnecessary. In this day and age, with attitudes the way they are
you were never going to get a pat on the back for whale lager.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:58,
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no
Sounds gross.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:56,
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I've had kangaroo, that was nice
Barbecued, of course. And shark - that was quite salty.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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obv
shark cock
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:05,
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alright benders
What's the etiquette re. counter offers following submission of notice?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:26,
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If you might want to stay you shouldn't have handed your notice in.
You felt you wanted to leave so you found another job. Just leave.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:28,
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If you might want to stay you shouldn't have handed your notice in. You felt you wanted to leave so you found another job.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:36,
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terrible bullying from the baked bean head tubbo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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just saying what we're all thinking
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:39,
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but if they offer to pay me a substantial chunk more to stay, along with additional responsibilties, what then?
I'll prolly still leave tbh.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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You haven't left your job yet so you can rescind your notice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:44,
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Weigh up the amount of extra cash with the amount of extra responsibility
Plus, if you wanted to leave for other reasons than just cash, leave anyway.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:06,
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it never works out
they'll always be thinking "he wanted to go, he might again" and train or employ someone to get up to speed to cover your position just in case. Then they'll realise they've got two of you and they'll get rid of the one who costs more and is demonstrably interested in leaving...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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^^Probably this^^
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:19,
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In honour of Tangers and his waqqi artistic mates
I have created a very special artistic installation contained entirely within the environment of a sandwich bag. Recently peeled from my nethers, I give you VD scab crisps.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:26,
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Oh fucking hell.
*boke*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:28,
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How many bags shall I put you down for?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:29,
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lol
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:30,
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why not just put him down
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:39,
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Fuck off you fat ginger cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:40,
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not that kind of put down
you know, like vets do with horses that have broken their legs, or cats that have been acquired by families who live on a main road.
kindest thing to do really...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:49,
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Fuck off you fat ginger cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:53,
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:)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:55,
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Keep the bags and put him down anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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Oh, that'll teach me for not concentrating.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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What are you trying to say with this piece?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:30,
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Get me some bandages.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:32,
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I once had 20 McChicken Nuggets, 5 Sweet'n'Sour Sauces, a Fillit O'Fish, Large Chips and a Large Strawberry Milkshake.
in one sitting.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:27,
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2 shittings.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:28,
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x 10
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:28,
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No wonder your guts are fucked.
When was the last time you ate a nice fresh salad?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:29,
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That comes with the Filet O Fish I believe
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:32,
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Thats VOR MAH WIFE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:43,
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Was it the fits that made you stop the cocaine abuse?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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Genuine question; when did you last eat a salad?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:57,
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Onion rings count as salad right?
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:00,
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Onyum wings?
Alright, Miss?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:03,
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there is a place in windsor that does them as more crispy fried little pieces of onion in this amazing crunchy batter...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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I shouldn't be eating raw veg, which is nothing to do with the crohns and more with another condition thats a product of a lot of surgery....
.... but I reckon, in honesty, about 60+% of most plates of food I eat are veg; normally steamed, boiled or baked.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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I want an Austin Princess.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:33,
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Go for the Ambassador.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:34,
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I don't like the Ambassador as much
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:46,
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Comes with a large pile of Ferrero Rocher
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:47,
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Princess Ambassador Y Reg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:36,
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Engine swap to some big and rorty six-pot
lowered, banded steels. NIIIIIIICE.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:48,
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Make sure it's a 2.2
Mate's dad had one, nice car (at the time)
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:38,
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I had one, it was shite.
Like driving a four masted schooner.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:44,
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YES
This is exactly what I want.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:46,
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Make sure you've plenty of lifeboats then.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:49,
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Get a P4
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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Mark 4 Cortina for me. 2.0 Ghia in champagne gold.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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I'd have a mark5 in metallic blue, like me mum's old one.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:53,
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Or I'd have a Rover SD1 - 3500 Vandem Plas
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:58,
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Just as long as you only want it to look at
fucking things can't get half a mile without blowing up for one reason or another.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:01,
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He couldn't see over the steering wheel.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:02,
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Terrible electrics as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:03,
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Lucas innit
the "prince of darkness"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:04,
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Easy enough to swap to Bosch *shrug*
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:06,
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YM asked me for a Bosching last night
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:10,
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But you gave her Siemens instead
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:15,
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True
but that's unlikely to help you with the woeful gearbox, utterly substandard cooling, water pumps made of glass, or build quality that would be put to shame by a blind paraplegic's attempt at a mud hut.
They are pretty though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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I fucking love an SD1. I have a bit of a dirty thing for BL wedges.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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Mark 2 Lotus Cortina.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:59,
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TGGI
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:12,
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According to howmanyleft.co.uk
only 100 or so Princesses left and less than 20 Ambassadors, going to be hard to find.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:43,
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You're only making him want one even more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:43,
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Definitely.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:46,
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None of either on Auto Trader
Probably have to try in the relevant specialist magazine.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:51,
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Car and Classic, or just good old eBay are great for old tin.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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There's two 2200HL's on EBay right now.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:59,
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Oh man
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:06,
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They're both too nice.
I need to fettle.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:08,
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Nah, get the sandy one.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:10,
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Nice only 213 of my car left on the road
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:50,
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I've owned 2 cars that there are less that 300 left of now.
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of this.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:00,
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Alfa 164?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:03,
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Herald 12/50
Mk4 Spitfire. Didn't think of the Alfas actually, have just checked, only 29 of my 166 model left. Fucking hell.
I also had a Galant V6-24 that there are only about 500 left of, and I gave it away. Sadface :( :(
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:18,
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Those Galants were quick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:19,
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Oh fuck yeah.
Cost me peanuts, rapid for an executive saloon, was in lovely nick, perfect leather, electric everything, would cruise in silence at 140 without a drama.
Problem was I ended up having to buy my dad's more or less brand new car off him, couldn't sanction keeping 3 cars at the time and it needed the front brakes and drop links rebuilding by that point. Parts were more than the car was worth so I gave it away.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:24,
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Proud
It shows a sense of exclusive taste, that said mine is hardly a prime pristine example of its type.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:04,
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What have you got?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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aids
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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its an old clk
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:06,
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l oc
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:23,
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well I am approaching 40
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:33,
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40 the vinegars
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:42,
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Really?
Should have pushed my dad to keep his, then.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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Everybody loves an old car.
I find this heartening.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:27,
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The problem with old cars
is while they look great and have nostalgia value etc. The are often pretty crappy to drive
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:35,
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40 cakes.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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are any of them lemon drizzle?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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Raw cheese
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:55,
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cheese is the foodstuff of the gods
you ignorant inbred Kentish muppet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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Onion
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:57,
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No domestics on here pal!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:02,
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OK I don't know how to do domestics anyway
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:04,
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I went to a grammar school.
They didn't teach domestics. They only did that up at the secondary moderen up the hill, the frightful proles.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:22,
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Teach the spakkas how to make a cup of tea.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:24,
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I take it they weren't hot on spelling at your 'Grammar school'
'Moderen'! 2/10 see me
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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Sorry. Fat fingers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:27,
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No need to be rude, dear!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:31,
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It's true, unfortunately.
I have fingers like cow's teats.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:53,
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I too went to a grammar school, but domestics wasn't taught as it was a boys school
And that's bitch work.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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^this.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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That weekend away is getting further and further out of your grasp...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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Perhaps, but I shouldnt be punished for speaking DA TROOF
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:31,
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"He's a rebel 'cos he never ever does what he should"
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:35,
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I too went to grammar school,
It was mixed but I've no idea if the girls did domestic science,
They never allowed us anywhere near them at playtime.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:33,
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"playtime" ?
was this school run by Bartleby?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:35,
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grammar school?
How perfectly ghastly.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:37,
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b3th went to Grandma school
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:39,
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Oh, very good.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:41,
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Spoken like someone who bought their way into an education.
Some of us actually passed the eleven plus.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:41,
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lold
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:42,
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*eleven fives*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:44,
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My highest qualification
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:46,
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We aren't old enough for an 11+
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:51,
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Neither is b3th
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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yeah you are
It's still the entrance exam for non-fee-paying grammar schools in this country.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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actually
My secondary education was at two private schools via the Assisted Place scheme. I passed the entrance exam with one of the highest marks, at age 11.
So no, there was no buying my way in, and I aced the equivalent exam to the 11 plus.
SO THERE!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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YES
cheese with onions in it is amazing. marks and sparks do a lovely "Cornish cruncher" with balsamic roasted onions in it... mmm...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:08,
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You smell of onion
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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it's your thoughtful maturity that makes you so attractive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:10,
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it's ok i like onion
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:11,
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Get a room.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:14,
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90's jokes are great aren't they?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:15,
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a room behind the bins
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:24,
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STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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Milk?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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No thanks, I have water.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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Aye I'd have a blast on that.
Had some venison sausage at Christmas. Tasty.
Ostrich burgers are nice too.
I'm not bothered about different meats. Anything mollusca and I'm out though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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Venison's nice but very rich.
The dog loves it, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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Typical chutters, no interest in clams, bearded or otherwise.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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I do like fish though!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:30,
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*finger guns*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:32,
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Any old meat gets past your lips.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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a lifetime on the hips!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:30,
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^ fatty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:31,
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^ lip up
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:32,
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^bad manners^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:32,
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I met a guy a few times who was in them.
He drives a taxi in Rotherham now and he's still the same size.
Has to have one of those big Kia things so he can fit in it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:39,
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I had kangaroo steaks stuffed with pate a while ago
Very rich
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:40,
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^ fat cunt
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:41,
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^fat cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:46,
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