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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wake up internet!
What's your favourite or most interesting material possession?
What one *realistic* thing would you like to own?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:32, 204 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
My guitar is my favourite thing I own
Realistically, I'd like to own an Aston Martin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Do you think you ever will?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Maybe
I'll see about it once mortgage is paid off and kids are grown up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
They are difficult because they hold such stupid values
because of the percieved "cool"

For instance, the "cheapest" DB7 on Pistonheads right now is nearly 18K. That's a fuck of a lot of money for a nearly-20 year old Jag XK8 that's been trimmed using a better class of cow.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
What she said^
The Jag is normally a better (more reliable) car too. But just not James Bond cool
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Unless you actually look like James Bond
driving around in an Aston doesn't make you James Bond cool, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Especially if, like sporters, you are an ageing fat geordie
to be fair the boss had one and I did have a go in it cor it was lovely
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
My ex-wife's boss had a couple of Ferrari 360s - a Modena and a spider
which he bought in a fit of pique after an argument with his wife. Had a go in the spider. Actually not that impressed. I mean, amazing theoretically but actually a cunt to drive around town

My old colleague's Cerbera 4.7 RR though ... Ooooohh my. Gert lush fun.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I had a play in a Cerbera (its my favourite of the TVR's as well)
A proper grip the seat drive as it was a touch damp (inside as well afterwards)
After we parked up, it didn't start again
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Standard.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)
I just have always liked them
From the DB5 of Goldfinger up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
spare 150K for a DB5?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
If you have it, yes please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
My wife LOLLERS.
I'd quite like a TVR Tuscan but I'm not sure I can be arsed with it never working.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Damn it I was going to say Your Wife too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
You don't own her though
you merely rent her.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
True

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I had a Chimera (4.0L high compression).
It never went wrong on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
A couple of years ago I had to go to CERN for a business meeting.
In the gift shop, They had some tiny particles of Dark Matter. It was over a thousand Swiss Francs, but I shelled out for it. It is my most interesting possession. If I get a chance to go back, I hope to get some Dark Energy to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Sweet, I bought a quantum tunnel for the garden.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
What's that in real money?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
right now, about £700-800 ish
a few years ago, less than £500
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
How do you know its not just dust?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
and I am a material girl.
I'd like a better, bigger telly, and I shall be getting one this year.
I like tellies.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
3D is wicked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I like it at the flicks 'Prometheus' was amazing.
Not fussed about the living room. Gonna go for a higher HD though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I though it was better on a telly than at the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
It's a gimmick imo.
Also, as an eyemong my choices are blurry or uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I want 3D cricket though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Dear Froggulas
Please try going outside, you will find reality in 3D. You could even support your local cricket team in the real fresh air.
Love
Bonzo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Dear Bonz,
I am a season ticket holder for Kent who I watch in full colour real life when I can.
I trust this meets with your approval.

Regards,

Frog xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
yeah as if you ever leave your bedsit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
3 bedroom, two reception room, large kitchen diner, gardens to front and rear, period terrace that I never leave, actually

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)
After this morning
Cricket can shove it up its arse for nothing and fuck off whilst it's doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Needed more Tredwell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
needed more going
"we are actually on top in this game. Could we not, for the love of fuck, attack and finish them off? Or, hows about we just set the most defensive fields possible and wait for them to die of boredom ... what, that hasn't worked? it's been SO effective so far his winter, too"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Offline, i'm pretty much the only pro-3D person I know. I love a bit of that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Pleb.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
blah

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
My hat.
I would like a good pocket-watch to go with my suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
NO POCKET-WATCH CHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I'm glad you said it, we don't want to go through all that AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Quite so.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I got my dad a fancy pocket watch for his 70th
He was well chuffed with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
My favourite is probably one of my lovely guitars
Most interesting (to me) is my record collection. A lifetime's worth of entertainment there.

I'd like to own more instruments and records. I think this is realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
pleb

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Maybe try to play the ones you have to a better standard before branching out eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I rarely get to play my guitars these days
Sad times
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
My favourite thing is my ipad as I use it all the time, I want the new on though
I'd like a dinosaur skeleton or that octopus chair I've posted before
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
My collection of spores, moulds and fungus.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Change you pants more often.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
+ saved in my wifes bot bot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Skank

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Terrible names for your wife & kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I have a netsuke which i think is rather cool
But I am not really materialistic, I suppose its my book collection.

realistically probably a v12 CL, just for a while
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
You have the complete Thomas & Friends set?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Yeah, it was on the list, it's so much car for the money
I was thinking either a CL 600 or 55 AMG so not entirely V12 - but I think Imma gonna go M3 in the spring instead.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
The CL 600 is the one
for under 10k you can get one with all the fat man gadgets in it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Agreed, but same sor of money with the CL55 AMG
better handling and marignally faster, but then you don't get enough torque to move contintents, and since it's a GT car handling really isn't all that anyway. Swings and roundabouts

Or you could spend half that on a CL500 and get 95% of the car, too.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Fucking stupid innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Apparently most of the rest of the world
flat out refuses to believe how cheaply can buy those and things like 10 year old A8s for.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
My Trapdoor DVD

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Unopened, I presume

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Was it thrown in with a book?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
My favourite is either my TV or my laptop.
A cottage in Polperro as a second home.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I haven't turned my laptop on for ages, but I would like a MacBook Air because they look nice

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
I'll never get another Apple product; stupidly expensive for what they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Plus those Snow White apple flash backs are a killer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Not really...
www.technightowl.com/2013/12/the-mac-pro-Report-the-apple-tax-is-a-tax-refund/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I'd love a "weekend classic" car to play with on nice weekends
but there are so many different ones I like I'll probably never get round to it before I'm too old to drive.
Or I win the lottery and buy one of each :-)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
My record collection.
A car without a fucked steering rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I dunno, I don't have possessions of much value really
Although I thought I'd lost all of my pocket squares in the move and was quite upset, but I've found them now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Thank goodness for that! You'd look like a right not prick without them

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I feel naked without them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
baked surely?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
That's tangiers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I have a pretty sizeable film collection.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

collection of spunk that I peeled off my back after my last trip to "Centaurs" nightclub
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Stealth editing bent spastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
B52s
Gregg's hat bebbe!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
THE LOOOOOVE SHAAAAACK

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
When I retire, I'd like to buy a few acres of woodland.
To hide away in during the summer, and crop the timber during the winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
My father in law has one, he's building mini ape a treehouse with zip wire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
No kids in my woods.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
You wouldn't want them to stumble across the entrance to your mine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)
he'll have more success using wood
just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)

crop the timber during the winter. molest children.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
My poster of the tennis girl scratching her arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Is your half completed escape tunnel behind it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Its at least three quarters finished.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
ok "Red"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I just bought this
www.evermade.com/product/hand-drawn-map-of-london/

Now I have to decide where I'm going to hang it.

And buy a nail or something. I've got a hammer now, so I'm halfway there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I quite like that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Nice,
But I'll wait until the A1 size comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Fine thanks, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)
That's the one I bought.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)
That's quite interesting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
*insert steven fry/alan davies banter here*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I bet one of you cunts has a jack vetriano print

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Not me.
The beach dancing, haggis basher.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Jack Vettriano is shit and loved by plebs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)
my 12 inch of Typical Girls/ I Heard it Through the Grapevine by the Slits
What I'd most like to own is a house on St Paul's Square in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I hope you will have lest time for OT when you start your new job at the end of February!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I hope he gets AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
With all his piercings done by his sk8tr mates it's likely he already does

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Why not aim to live somewhere a bit less shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
At least he'll never move to F-Town!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:29, Reply)
No one ever would unless they had to
Has swipe visited your lilypad yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I'm moving this year! Maybe!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah Dover is 'lovely'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:35, Reply)
That's worse than Folkestone, believe it or not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)
I parked in a dodgy industrial estate car park once, I've seen just how grim it is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Folkestone has some very nice bits and some very grim bits.
I'm sick of it though, so I'm planning on a move.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Large town in some bits nice some bits shit shock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
large?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I live in a village of about 2000 people all towns are large to me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Fair enough, I stand corrected xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)
interesting bit on wiki about folkestone

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)
I've been mulling over a job offer in Coventry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)
You really hate yourself don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I turned down an offer in Goole

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)
I don't know what a google is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)
You'd love it mate, plenty of sk8parks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)
I wouldn't mind one of these


About my level.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I saw a film about boob poop once

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)
You could turn it 'round so that it says
dood! qooq!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)
My 12 inch

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Ah you also have teh lifesized battered doll

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)
No I said 12inch
Mine is large scale so I can make out some more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)
4 DOUGHNUTS MOTHERFUCKERS!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I'm going to have four pints in an hour!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Do it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
GOING NOW!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Dont leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)
GEHY^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I need to throttle someone
Any volunteers?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, go on then, Mr Hutchence.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)
I have a chicken for you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I was ready to leave work about 45 minutes ago. Slowest. Hour. Ever.
On a plus note, it's nearly meatza time!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I'm in the pub

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)
By yourself it appears

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I have a young lady with me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)
She must be quite the conversationalist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:54, Reply)
She's clutching a straw and running round in circles

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Is she blowing raspberries?
Mine blows raspberries.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:58, Reply)
That was big news a while back, but she's older and more sophisticated now
/fobtm
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:03, Reply)
It's well lol
There's a group of pissed teenage girls here comforting their mate whose boyfriend has shagged someone else or summat.
Stunned would love it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Teenagers are fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:53, Reply)
DId a teenager fuck your wife?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:54, Reply)
You fuck my wife? You fuck MY wife?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Certainly not after you've been there.
YUCK!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:58, Reply)
I managed 3 pints now I'm going home. There were no birds there so what's the point?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:54, Reply)
^^under ranga thumb

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:59, Reply)
An Opposable one at that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:09, Reply)
right turn, clyde

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Cyber bullies

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:26, Reply)
All

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:26, Reply)
You're

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:25, Reply)
I swear man, work is proper getting on my tits, i've done fuck all this week because our server guy [who is the MD] wouldn't get me any settings, at 15:00 he came back to me asking me to ask someone else... this is stuff that has to be completed by monday
morning. And the guy he asked me to ask has done some of the stuff but not all of it and now has gone inconginto and there is nothing I can do 'till he gets back to me.

So I feel like shit for doing nothing all week, and now have to work all weekend to get the thing done.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:59, Reply)
My guitar collection
I'd like to own a small house in Snowdonia, preferably a bit off the beaten track.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)

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