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Cold ent it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:08,
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£600 Hugo boss?I had cold feet, but I have poor blood circulation so am prone to them.
Hangover?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:36,
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Nope, maybe I'll get that one in the future. When I am richer than I am now.No hangover, should I have one? I don't anyway, so I suppose that's a plus point.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:39,
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Oh, we're you not In the pub all day yesterday?I carpeted the garage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:42,
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Only lunchtime until early evening, all the booze was washed down with loads of food so I didn't feel the effects too much.Carpeted garage?Good lord. You aren't a real man, are you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:46,
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It's going to be a play room for mini ape and pals, they can be as messy as the like in their I've still got my shed to do man stuff in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:54,
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Explanation accepted. I like my shed, it is full of shit which I don't want to throw away. I have so much crap, I may build another one. Wasn't there something about sheds here last year? I remember it from my lurking phase.
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I am amassing a good selection of toolsI would like an electric sander though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:05,
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Belt is the way forward, orbital can get to fuck.SANDER CHAT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:08,
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^tggiAlso, buy De Walt tools whenever possible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:11,
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Not so great for those hard to reach placesBut if I could only buy 1 electric sander it would be a belt sander
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:12,
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Get a belt for the bigger jobs, but those 'detail' triangular shaped ones are useful too.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:21,
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SANDER CHAT!!!In my collection of sanding/smoothing power tools I have an 'Electric file'.....Basically a narrow belt sander which projects out from the handle. Awesome bit of kit.
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Last night YM showed me there's no carpet near her garage. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:59,
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Whatevs, you have to go to tiger tiger, WORST BAR EVER(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:05,
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Drunk old office bints and hen dos, pitbull on the speakers and £5 for a becks?It'll be great mate!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:15,
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Oh god, you're not having another fit are you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:18,
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Shitty Christwww.linkedin.com/today/post/article/20140119172209-281874400-labeled-world-s-ugliest-woman-would-you-hire-her?trk=tod-home-art-list-large_0
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:18,
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What's the point of hiring a bid if she's not worth looking at?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:21,
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Given you fuck Swipe this isn't a surprise. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:22,
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You should dump her if she makes you feel like this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:28,
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stop trying to nick him he'll never go out with you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:28,
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I'd never 'step out' with a man with a carpeted garage.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:29,
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Sorry darling, I can change! Tell you what, I'll come home early tonight and cook that chicken thing that you like and we can snuggle up on the soda with a bottle of pinot and watch tellyThen later we could...you know,snuggle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:33,
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Sainsbury's have got Oyster Bay merlot on offer at the moment. Yum yum. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:35,
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Not quite(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:58,
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there's people in the world that spend a lot of money to look worse than thatblokes dressing up as dolls from the internet and weirdo stuff like that.
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what the fuck does her face have to do with her abilities?society is disgusting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:28,
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Good to know you're doing your bit for the disabled by fucking Swipe. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:31,
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Oh come on now, she isn't *that* bad......(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:32,
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Well if she's a waitress and puts people off their food...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:30,
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very much regretting buying shoes with leather solesI had to mince all the way to the station, sad times.
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So, the only discernable difference to the casual onlooker was that you have new shoes on?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:42,
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Look what the clown footed prick bought though, can't be easy to walk in them
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:50,
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Poor vegetarianism on show here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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I've been watching the builders since 7.30.So far they've had a brew and looked at things. Then again, so have I so it's about equal. How have you wasted the morning?
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Morning allLuckily I'm working at home today so no driving on the ungritted roads dodging the fuckwits who scrape a credit-card sized vision slit through the ice on the windscreen.
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It's fucking shit, is what it isAfter several years of building loads of houses, increasing the amount of traffic on the road, they have now decided to close just about every road that I might want to use. Cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:01,
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Almost.I hear you're planning on moving here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:03,
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I'm not sure that's how it works in the UK(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:07,
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A lot of uncertainty in this subthread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:08,
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I had to drive round the Cov ring road over christmasfor the first time in about 10 years. I had obviously erased the fucking thing from my memory as what the actual fuck?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:21,
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You say this as though the locals have the first fucking idea about how to use the fucking thing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:55,
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Thing I don't get about Cov is, when I went there, it was like something out of a film...... we walked through this derelict shopping mall and the highlight was lunch at a Morrisons.
BUT, everyone I know who lives there fucking loves it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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You live in Coventry? The place is a dump. I have been once, my then partner was racially insulted, I nearly got into a fight and the curry was shit. There may be worse places for a night out, I have yet to experience one. It's like Stoke on Trent, without the charm and fluffiness.
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None of these things could have happened anywhere else in the UK(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:14,
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Of course not. It just sums up my, probably biased, short view of the place. The town centre is horrible. (, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:18, Reply)
The town centre IS horrible!There's very little reason to go there - even the covered market's gone downhill. However, if you want some great curry -Foleshill road's the place to go.
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Seriously, now.You can slag Cov all you like but to suggest Stoke is better than anywhere is clearly madness.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:23,
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Lovely football team though.Couldn't think of a nicer bunch of chaps.
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Could be worsecould be Chelsea.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:30,
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I only know the town centre of Stoke. Fucking grim. It is a shitty slab of concrete, with nothing whatsoever to recommend it.Apologies to anyone who lives in Coventry or Stoke by the way.
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Don't apologise to anyone who lives in Stokethey fucking deserve it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:30,
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Has one of the highest levels of EDL support of any town. Says it all really.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:31,
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Never apologise, never back down, never admit you are wrong(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:30,
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Even when caught up to the back wheels in your sister-in-law.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:31,
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Well no, you'd have to spend your entire life apologising otherwise.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:32,
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wouldn't know, i got a taxi to work todaybut I bet it's not colder than skiing. snow is COLD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:33,
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Did you enjoy it?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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the social stuff was greatluckily the town had no snow. I would have HATED slithering around vertical streets in ski boots and trying to carry skis at the same time.
the actual skiing was fine but I spent some time on a blue run begging the instructor not to leave me because "I was going to fucking die".
I didn't die.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:36,
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It's ok, they sell them in this country now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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i'm not sure they do with this particular oneit's the salted almond one, it's AMAZING. I've only seen it in duty free.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:39,
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^ has no salty almond toblerone ^^ is jealous and upset ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:17,
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yes. a great big one.and a real present too. so behave.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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for the last timeI am not sending you the pants I was wearing to ski in.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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37 problems but a bitch ain't one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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More Stibbins, less showman, since you asked(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:54,
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Stick your candles up your arse you candle cunt.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:53,
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ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:56,
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Congratulations on wasting a decade on the internet!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:54,
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Fucking freezingI built my shed yesterday!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:55,
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So I've heardYou need some Frog tadpoles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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WOAHI'm actually having chicken
TONIGHT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:17,
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*WARNING*NEW THREAD ALERT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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Christ telesales is an awful begging job, isn't it?I'm helping out answering the phones today and the number of people I've had to tell to fuck off is just getting silly now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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