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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning buttercups
alright?

topical:
www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=11439

I'm pretty sure if our situations were geographically reversed,we'd all still be complaining. It got to 38 over here today, don't remember the last time we had a day under 35.

Is the grass ALWAYS greener on the other side?
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:08, 240 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
fuck off

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:20, Reply)
hahahahahahaha yeah
hahahahahahahaha
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:22, Reply)
Alright inferior bear.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:45, Reply)
Alright sweetheart

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Shut up Show-Man
Engerland iz da bezt countrie
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:26, Reply)
That's the point, innit?
I wish I was there, you lot wish you were... well, probably not here but you get my drift I'm sure.
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:29, Reply)
I do not know what you are blathering on about, Show-Man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:32, Reply)
excellent comic, though
Wasn't it? We have a right laugh round here.
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:39, Reply)
I have concluded you are a benter spastic than nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:42, Reply)
That's not what
YM says
she says we're both equally spasticated and loves us all the same
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:52, Reply)
she prefers ape

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:56, Reply)
Doesn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:01, Reply)
I KNOW I DO!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:01, Reply)
I know your wife does

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:03, Reply)
i DON'T EVEN HAVE A WIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:03, Reply)
Caps lock! haha you couldn't make it up! What am I like eh?!?!??!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)
Yet...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:05, Reply)
Swipe on her wedding day


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:11, Reply)
She wouldn't wear glasses

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:12, Reply)
She wouldn't wanna get a good look at you and change mind would she!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)
HEY! I'M DISHY!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)
And a little fishy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Yeh right
Like anyone will ever marry that mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:12, Reply)
^TGGI^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:13, Reply)
All dressed up for Frog in the bridal suite


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Bridal?
Could do with a halter that one.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
You reckon? Rory's been carrying a torch for her that long he's had to invest in a battery charger.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
ent that why the place is all on fire tho?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:30, Reply)
Nah, that's just those eastern benders having a sook.
Over here in the west it's always like that, we don't bat an eyelid. Bloke I'm sitting next to right now's beard is on fire, he hasn't even noticed yet.
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:33, Reply)
Hi Showman.
I have a friend in W.A. Perhaps you know him?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:40, Reply)
Aged 6 no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:44, Reply)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:46, Reply)
He would have heard of me
no doubt
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:51, Reply)
Great, I'll get him to give you a call.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:03, Reply)
Is it Steve?

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:21, Reply)
Yeah!
No, Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)
Didn't we send our convicts to you?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:45, Reply)
I don't know about that,
but I'm willing to discuss that frogcock is a cock. Discuss.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:47, Reply)
steady on! where have you been The Bear Pookie?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:51, Reply)
Smoking bongs in his parents shed
by the looks of things
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:54, Reply)
I thought I'd have a few weeks off interweb stuff mate. Lot going on in the real world. Just won a court case which was preying on me a bit and am also starting a new bizzness.
Fucking about on here was low down on priorities. I have a bit of chill time now. :)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:56, Reply)
coolio. hope it is all sorted now and glad you got away with touching those kids.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:58, Reply)
No was civil stuff.
Inappropriately touching is next stuff. Seriously when we found a loophole that we could use I felt a physical weight lift off.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)
If it's 38 degrees then it's very likely that elsewhere in the world grass IS greener
Biology science innit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:00, Reply)
Have you thought about giving your country some paracetamol?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:12, Reply)
Does that help with the grass or summat?

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:21, Reply)
It'll bring the temperature down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:22, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Dr. Ape at your service

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
LUFFA B. AT HIS USUAL SHITFUCKTARD BEST. ... FACTS, SMACTS. ... TIDE GOES IN, TIDE GOES SIDEWAYS, WHO KNOWS WHY !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:13, Reply)
Alright pj rourk?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Alright bendyboys?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)
Alright Rick Fathelme.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)
I would have gotten away with it too...
And so forth
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Nah, there are (small) traces of humour in your posts.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)
*ignores*
*logs out*
*posts trolling reply*
*whines when people reply*
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:38, Reply)
alright
Alt: shit off

Alt alt: get fucked
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Hello Dear.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:38, Reply)
alright edjogs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
alright dozer

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:39, Reply)
alright Bruce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Ragga Twins y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Oh fuck no.
Most annoying twunts I've ever seen.
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Do get fucked 'Show-man', I'm talking to Tom.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Rookie mistake
Talk to Frank
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
I LOVE portmanteaus!!!!
They're so funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
yes Showman, listen to David

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Dearest Tom,
Thank you for your support in this difficult time. It is my heart's desire that we banish 'Shoe-man' forever.

Fond regards,

David
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
My dearest D
Shall we mercilessly bully this 'showman' fellow until he weeps great salty tears of bitterest grief?

Yours always,


T
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks
One hit wonder, had gimmicks y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Y
Bomfunk MCs: unrecognised geniuses, y/n?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
N
Skrillex - utter tripe y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Skrillex is as shit as Linkin Park

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Years from now when we're all the very best of friends
we will look back on this and laugh, you'll see.
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Shut up Shoe-Man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Noted

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Dozer will be sex gazzing him now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Sex-gaz-cherry remains unpopped.
Just saying...
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Oh man I'm gonna call everyone in folkstone called David and call them wee wee tapirs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
RACIST BULLY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
DJ Hype; one trick pony Y/N?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Y
Jamie Foxx - shit actor, shit singer. y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Yes to both.
Lol some review of 12 Years a Slave:

Alright film but a bit racist.

Someone in my office, yesterday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
It's 'the' office, not 'your' office, you are merely another slave drone, probably with your own desk, but not your own office hth xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
yer you knew what I meant innit Dave

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
FAIR ENUFF T-DOGG

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
I doubt he has his own desk
It will be a shared "hot desk" office full of hideous bright colours reflecting a fake hip and friendly culture.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
in an IFA firm?
Hardly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
^Bobby Sands^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Yes, ALWAYS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Shit off shit pasty shit cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
What if one foot is on each side?

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Some fucker made me drink a glass of razor blades in my sleep
Oh woes etc. /bearwithasorethroat
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
I'll whip out my greasy cock
so you can give it a scratch, eh?*

*Your throat, not my greasy cock. Ouch.
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
oh 'showman' you're my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Dunno, haven't been to the other side.
My grass is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Have you ever even left Coventry?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Why would I leave all this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
U HV SO MUCH 2 GIV DA WURLD HUN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)
THX BBZ U NO WOT SUM PPL R LIK!! LOL

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Apparently not
since you're posting on here, I think we can surmise the grass is more or less the same.

Anyway, isn't your grass all dead or on fire or being used to cull sharks for no good reason?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
That link totally shit on everything I have said about Australian humour.
I quite like some of your films though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
australian men tend to be hot
although I understand from aussie mates that the hot ones come over here and the inbreds stay at home.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
If you like sleeping with racist retards
yeah, some of them are hot.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
annoyingly the girls too
all fucking long legs and tans and blonde hair. fuck off home with your fucking long legs and tans and blonde hair!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
It's OK, they are usually racist retards too.
At least, the ones I knew in London were.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)
That was probably London's fault

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Nah.
Well, yeah, I mean it attracts people from overseas lacking in imagination and ambition, but otherwise .... nah.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
You'd shrivel up like a frazzle if you went there
Ranga skin don't do too well in the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Old ginger minge has had a tan ever since I changed those light bulbs for her

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
AS A LUSCIOUS BRUNETTE, I'D BE FINE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
I thought your hair was purple these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
oh god no, that washed out ages ago
back to the natural colour at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
'Tangerine dream'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
BROWN
BROWNBROWNBROWN!

I hope your wife teaches mini ape her colours......
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
If I'm going to fuck a hot Aussie, I'm not staying round for an ethical debate afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
I think all morals would have left once you agreed to stick your willy in his bum anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
There you go...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
He probably caused the latest wildfires by rimming an Aussie round the back of Walkabout

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)
WWJD
Not that, that's for sure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
fair does.
they are usually epic homophobes, too.

Mind you, that's probably just overcompensation.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Australia is full of benders
Poisonous ones at that, they lurk under loo seats then rise up and bite you on the cock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)
roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)
They do like words that sound the same but mean different things
that's for sure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
My grass is quite green, but a bit soggy thanks
I slept for 9 hours last night. That's almost a weeks worth!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
I have calculated that I need 7 hours a night
But can live on 6
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Start a new thread please sporters.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)
DONE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)

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